A Japanese Ketchup Company Invented A Robot That Feeds You Tomatoes While You Run

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Tomatan is an eighteen pound robot that sits on your back and feeds you tomatoes while you run.


The Undertaker Is Appearing At A Family Fun Run And Kayfabe Is Officially Dead

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The Undertaker will be appearing at a rural Texas family fun run. Reminder: he has Satanic lightning powers and is doing a FAMILY FUN RUN.


This Runner Who Uses Nike+ To Draw Dicks While She Runs Is Our New Athletic Hero

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Running is stupid and hard, so this girl found a way to make is fun.


Tom Cruise's Silly Running In 'Edge Of Tomorrow' Inspires Mashup Greatness

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Here's a short and simple 'Edge Of Tomorrow' mashup that combines our love of cajoling Tom Cruise with an unexpected bit of '90s nostalgia.


Canada Is Producing A Sports Drink Beer That Has Almost No Alcohol In It, Because Canada


A Canadian company is developing a so-called recovery ale as a "healthy" alternative to traditional beer with 77 calories and 0.5% ABV. Goddammit Canada.


Remember The Girl Who Used Nike+ To Draw A Penis? Guess What She Drew Now!

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The Redditor who mapped her Nike+ in the shape of a penis to win a bet mapped her next one for a very fitting follow-up.


An Elderly Australian Couple Ran A Marathon. Every Day. For An Entire Year.

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An Australian couple in their 60s spent 2013 running a marathon. A marathon every single day for the entire year. THEY ARE IN THEIR SIXTIES YOU GUYS.


A Girl Bet Her Friend That She Wouldn’t Draw A Penis With Nike+ And Here’s The Result

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One girl is $20 richer after her friend bet her that she couldn't use her Nike+ app to map a run shaped like a penis and she proved her wrong.


A Cross Country Runner Dropped Out Of A Championship Race Because She Drew Number 666

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A Kentucky high school cross country runner dropped out of a regional championship race because she drew bib number 666. Because that means THE DEVIL.


Gordon Ramsay Completed The Hawaii Ironman Race To Prove He Can (And Will) Kill Us All

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Hell's Kitchen star Gordon Ramsay completed the Hawaii Ironman in just over 14 hours this weekend.


A Man With Muscular Dystrophy Competed In (And Finished) The Chicago Marathon


Maickel Melamed, a man with Muscular Dystrophy, competed in (and finished) the Chicago Marathon.


All Hail Boogie Butts, The Chocolate Labrador Retriever That Ran A Half-Marathon

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After escaping his leash on Friday night, a chocolate Lab named Boogie Butts was found after he ran a half-marathon in Evansville, Indiana the next day.


A 5-Year Old Meningitis Survivor Got State-of-the-art Running Blades (And They’re Power Rangers-Themed)

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A 5-year old Meningitis survivor got a pair of state-of-the-art running blades to help him walk, and they're Power Rangers-themed.


Update: Inspirational Oklahoma 10-Year Old Tobias Bass And His Disabled Brother Finished Their 5K

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In an update to an earlier story, inspirational 10-year old Oklahoma boy Tobias Bass and his disabled brother Titus ran in and finished their 5K.


An Oklahoma Boy Wanted His Disabled Brother To Run A 5K With Him, So He Sought Help From Local News

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Oklahoma boy Tobias Bass reached out to his local news team to help find a jogger pusher so his big brother with cerebral palsy could run with him in a 5K.


Good News, Everybody Else: Usain Bolt Is Retiring Soon


Usain Bolt announced that he would be retiring after the 2016 Rio de Janeiro Olympics. Good news, everybody else who runs!


How Not to Finish a Race


A female runner lunges at the finish line in an attempt to win the race, and ends up bouncing into a second place finish.


Here's Your Feel-Good Fat Guy 100m Dash

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I don’t know the background of this video and I don’t really care, because I want to believe that this guy woke up one day and said, “F*ck it, it all changes NOW” before logging on to Zappos and ordering a bunch of running gear.

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