female vigilantes

This Vigilante Busting Litterers On Her Motorcycle Is Our New Hero

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This woman throwing trash back at people who litter is pure catharsis.

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

John Oliver Gave The Russian Sex Geckos A Proper Send-Off Last Night

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John Oliver gave the Russian sex geckos a musical eulogy with special guests and poured a little out for our geck-homies departed.

REDDIT

Watch As These Clever Cow Thieves Pull Off An Epic Heist With Gusto

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These two men had a cunning plan to steal this cow and were not about to let common sense stop them.

Space

R.I.P. Russian Sex Geckos: All Five Reptilian Cosmonauts Have Perished

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All five Russian sex geckos have perished. This is a dark day for all of us.

RUSSIA

Russian Officials Want To Ban Foreign Films That ‘Demonize Russia’

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A Russian official has suggested banning films that "demonize Russia," though they do note that Titanic is still cool.

Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal Is A Lot Like Ronald Reagan, Declares Republican Congressman

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There are people in positions of authority in the United States who think Steven Seagal is doing important diplomatic work. We are so screwed.

Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal Played A Concert For Russian Separatists In Crimea

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Steven Seagal played a concert under a Donetsk People's Republic flag and was gifted a t-shirt with Putin's face on it.

#THE SIMPSONS

Russian Protestors Are Using A Doctored ‘Simpsons’ Opening To Call Putin A Dickhead

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A doctored "Simpsons" opening that features Bart calling Putin a dickhead has been popping up on Russian social media sites.

#Justin Bieber

A Russian Man Was Saved From A Bear Attack By His Justin Bieber Ringtone

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A Russian fisherman claimed that he was saved from a bear attack when his 'joke' Justin Bieber ringtone went off.

teens

These Chill Teens Turned Their Parents’ Living Room Into A Pool

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Maybe teens are smarter than we previously thought.

UKRAINE

People Are Pissed Off Over David Duchovny’s Russian Beer Commercial

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Self-proclaimed Ukrainian David Duchovny celebrated his Russian heritage in a new commercial for Siberian Crown beer, and people are upset.

#John Oliver

John Oliver Is Sad About The Lost Gecko Space Orgy, Will Start WWIII If Russia Doesn’t #GoGetThoseGeckos

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John Oliver is very upset about the gecko orgy Russia lost in space. So he started #GoGetThoseGeckos.

TOW TRUCKS

Watch A Russian Woman Perform A Striptease For The Cops So Her Car Won’t Get Towed

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Well, doing a pole dance is one way to not have your car get towed.

Space

Russian Scientists Fire Gecko Orgy Into Space, And Now Can’t Find It

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Russia, in the course of performing valuable research on how lizards do it in space, lost the satellite said lizards were on. Yes, really.

UKRAINE

The Wall Street Journal’s Hacked Facebook Said Air Force One Crashed In Russia

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The Wall Street Journal posted on Facebook that Air Force One went down. They were hacked.

SIBERIA

50 Questions About The Giant Mysterious (Monster Filled?) Hole That Opened Up In Siberia

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A giant mysterious hole in the ground just opened up in Siberia. We have many important questions about this.

ufos

A Mysterious Giant Hole Has Formed In Siberia Out Of Nowhere

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A giant hole has appeared in Siberia out of nowhere. What caused it? Was it Aliens?!

#Mashups

A Ridiculous Brawl Between Drunk Russians Gets The Hilarious ‘Street Fighter’ Treatment It Deserves

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A ridiculous fight between to Russian drunks only gets funnier when it receives the Street Fighter treatment.

Weather

Duck For Cover While Watching This Freak Hailstorm Clear A Siberian Beach

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Think it's safe to lay out in the Sun on a Siberian beach? Well, you obviously haven't been on a Siberian beach.


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