Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal Played A Concert For Russian Separatists In Crimea

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Steven Seagal played a concert under a Donetsk People's Republic flag and was gifted a t-shirt with Putin's face on it.

#THE SIMPSONS

Russian Protestors Are Using A Doctored ‘Simpsons’ Opening To Call Putin A Dickhead

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A doctored "Simpsons" opening that features Bart calling Putin a dickhead has been popping up on Russian social media sites.

#Justin Bieber

A Russian Man Was Saved From A Bear Attack By His Justin Bieber Ringtone

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A Russian fisherman claimed that he was saved from a bear attack when his 'joke' Justin Bieber ringtone went off.

teens

These Chill Teens Turned Their Parents’ Living Room Into A Pool

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Maybe teens are smarter than we previously thought.

UKRAINE

People Are Pissed Off Over David Duchovny’s Russian Beer Commercial

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Self-proclaimed Ukrainian David Duchovny celebrated his Russian heritage in a new commercial for Siberian Crown beer, and people are upset.

#John Oliver

John Oliver Is Sad About The Lost Gecko Space Orgy, Will Start WWIII If Russia Doesn’t #GoGetThoseGeckos

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John Oliver is very upset about the gecko orgy Russia lost in space. So he started #GoGetThoseGeckos.

TOW TRUCKS

Watch A Russian Woman Perform A Striptease For The Cops So Her Car Won’t Get Towed

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Well, doing a pole dance is one way to not have your car get towed.

Space

Russian Scientists Fire Gecko Orgy Into Space, And Now Can’t Find It

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Russia, in the course of performing valuable research on how lizards do it in space, lost the satellite said lizards were on. Yes, really.

UKRAINE

The Wall Street Journal’s Hacked Facebook Said Air Force One Crashed In Russia

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The Wall Street Journal posted on Facebook that Air Force One went down. They were hacked.

SIBERIA

50 Questions About The Giant Mysterious (Monster Filled?) Hole That Opened Up In Siberia

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A giant mysterious hole in the ground just opened up in Siberia. We have many important questions about this.

ufos

A Mysterious Giant Hole Has Formed In Siberia Out Of Nowhere

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A giant hole has appeared in Siberia out of nowhere. What caused it? Was it Aliens?!

#Mashups

A Ridiculous Brawl Between Drunk Russians Gets The Hilarious ‘Street Fighter’ Treatment It Deserves

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A ridiculous fight between to Russian drunks only gets funnier when it receives the Street Fighter treatment.

Weather

Duck For Cover While Watching This Freak Hailstorm Clear A Siberian Beach

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Think it's safe to lay out in the Sun on a Siberian beach? Well, you obviously haven't been on a Siberian beach.

viral video

Check Out This Extreme Dog Riding On Top Of His Owner’s Pickup

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This dog takes the cake when it comes to being extremely awesome. Deal with it.

uh oh

Energetic Bear, Russia’s Power Grid Targeting Malware, Attacks The USA

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Energetic Bear is a cyberattack almost certainly originating in Russia that could cripple American power infrastructure. Happy Monday!

#IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

IMPORTANT: There’s A Russian Version Of ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’

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Very few things have ever made me as happy as the phrase "a Russian version of 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.'"

RUSSIA

Today Is Brought To You By These Lynx And Calico Cat BFFs

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If a Lynx and stray cat can get along, then why can't we solve the rest of the world's problems?

van halen

This List Of Bands Banned On Soviet Radio Is A Real Head Scratcher

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Did you ever want to see AC/DC, The B-52's, Pink Floyd, Donna Summer, The Village People, Julio Iglesias, and Madness in the same place?

YOU WILL NOT GO TO SPACE TODAY

SpaceX Reveals The Dragon V2 Spacecraft. In Yo’ Face, Russia!

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SpaceX CEO Elon Musk unveiled the second version of their Dragon spacecraft while wearing a crushed velvet jacket (as one does).

#WWE

NHL Stars Taking Awkward Photos With Vladimir Putin Is Our New Favorite Thing

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NHL stars Evgeni Malkin and Alex Ovechkin took cheesy photos with Russian President Vladimir Putin and they are amazing.


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