A Complete Ranking Of Nicholas Sparks Movies, From ‘Just Bad’ To ‘Actively Evil’

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To prepare for 'The Best of Me,' a review of the eight other Nicholas Sparks movies that are way, way worse.

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Ryan Gosling Wanted For ‘Suicide Squad’ Along With Other Actors You’d Recognize

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Hey girl, four actors are fielding offers for David Ayers' just-announced 'Suicide Squad' feature film.

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Eva Mendes And Ryan Gosling Are Now The Proud, Sexy Parents Of A Baby Girl

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Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling's baby was born over the weekend. She's already more famous than you'll ever be.

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Attn. Ryan Gosling: This Would-Be Kardashian Who Just Had Her Wisdom Teeth Removed Wants You

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We all say crazy things when we're on drugs, but wanting Ryan Gosling's "white d*ck"? That actually makes a lot of sense.


Baby Goose And Russell Crowe Play Detectives In A Shane Black Noir Drama

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Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe are going to investigate a porn star's suicide in a Shane Black movie. Can this win the Oscar for best idea ever?

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Hey Girl, Here’s An Open Letter To All The Ladies Heartbroken Over Ryan Gosling

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Plenty of normal women are upset that Eva Mendes is pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby, but it's okay, girl.

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Eva Mendes Might Be Pregnant With Ryan Gosling’s Baby And The Internet Is Going BANANAS (UPDATE)

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes might be having a baby together and the collective women of the internet are, uh, not taking it well.


Ryan Gosling Tried To Have Rachel McAdams Kicked Off The Set Of ‘The Notebook’

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The storybook romance of Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams didn't start off so adorable, according to some terrorist.


Macaulay Culkin Was Pelted With Beer And Booed Off Stage This Weekend

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Macaulay Culkin and his pizza-themed Velvet Underground tribute band, The Pizza Underground, were booed off stage on Sunday night.

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The Next Project From The Director Of ‘Drive’ Is A Horror Movie About Drinking Corpse Water

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The director of Drive's next project is 'The Bringing', a horror movie about a possibly haunted hotel.


Here’s The Mesmerizing Macaulay Culkin-Ryan Gosling Shirt Inception GIF The Internet Was Destined To Make

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Semi-anonymous photoshop and animated GIF wizards have taken Gosling-Culkin shirt-ception to the next level.


Oh, Just Macaulay Culkin Wearing A T-Shirt Of Ryan Gosling Wearing A Macaulay Culkin T-Shirt

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At least one of Pizza Underground's velvet pizza lovers knows how to market on the internet.


Finally, Here Is Everything That Is Wrong With ‘The Notebook’, Just In Time For Valentine’s Day

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The geniuses at Cinema Sin have given us 'Everything That is Wrong with The Notebook' just in time for the most romantic holiday.


The 33 GIF(t)s Birthday Boy Ryan Gosling Has Given The World


Happy birthday, Baby Goose! Thanks for the presents.


‘The Dark Notebook Rises’ Is The Quintessential Mashup Of Batman And ‘The Notebook’


Here's the mashup of 'The Dark Knight Rises' and 'The Notebook' we didn't know we needed.

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GIF: Was that Ryan Gosling rocking out to ‘NSync at the VMAs??

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Having hit reply all, UNSUBSCRIBE to any and all Miley Cyrus hullabaloo and kerfufflery from last night's MTV VMAS (note to all editorial writers: if your framing device is Miley Cyrus, I don't care), there wasn't much VMA stuff of interest to us this morning.


The ‘Hey Girl’ Plug-In Changes All Your Pictures to Baby Goose

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It's funny that there's a movie out this week celebrating the late "visionary" Steve Jobs, when the real technological revolutionary is right here in our midst.

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