CELEBRITY PENISES

Attn. Ryan Gosling: This Would-Be Kardashian Who Just Had Her Wisdom Teeth Removed Wants You

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We all say crazy things when we're on drugs, but wanting Ryan Gosling's "white d*ck"? That actually makes a lot of sense.

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Baby Goose And Russell Crowe Play Detectives In A Shane Black Noir Drama

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Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe are going to investigate a porn star's suicide in a Shane Black movie. Can this win the Oscar for best idea ever?

EVA MENDES

Hey Girl, Here’s An Open Letter To All The Ladies Heartbroken Over Ryan Gosling

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Plenty of normal women are upset that Eva Mendes is pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby, but it's okay, girl.

PREGNANCIES

Eva Mendes Might Be Pregnant With Ryan Gosling’s Baby And The Internet Is Going BANANAS (UPDATE)

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes might be having a baby together and the collective women of the internet are, uh, not taking it well.

CANADIANS

Ryan Gosling Tried To Have Rachel McAdams Kicked Off The Set Of ‘The Notebook’

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The storybook romance of Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams didn't start off so adorable, according to some terrorist.

DOT TO DOT FESTIVAL

Macaulay Culkin Was Pelted With Beer And Booed Off Stage This Weekend

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Macaulay Culkin and his pizza-themed Velvet Underground tribute band, The Pizza Underground, were booed off stage on Sunday night.

NICOLAS WINDING REFN

The Next Project From The Director Of ‘Drive’ Is A Horror Movie About Drinking Corpse Water

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The director of Drive's next project is 'The Bringing', a horror movie about a possibly haunted hotel.

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Here’s The Mesmerizing Macaulay Culkin-Ryan Gosling Shirt Inception GIF The Internet Was Destined To Make

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Semi-anonymous photoshop and animated GIF wizards have taken Gosling-Culkin shirt-ception to the next level.

THE PIZZA UNDERGROUND

Oh, Just Macaulay Culkin Wearing A T-Shirt Of Ryan Gosling Wearing A Macaulay Culkin T-Shirt

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At least one of Pizza Underground's velvet pizza lovers knows how to market on the internet.

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Finally, Here Is Everything That Is Wrong With ‘The Notebook’, Just In Time For Valentine’s Day

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The geniuses at Cinema Sin have given us 'Everything That is Wrong with The Notebook' just in time for the most romantic holiday.

EVA MENDES

Hey Girl(s), Ryan Gosling Might Be Single Again

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The Baby Goose might be on the loose.

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The 33 GIF(t)s Birthday Boy Ryan Gosling Has Given The World

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Happy birthday, Baby Goose! Thanks for the presents.

DARK KNIGHT RISES

‘The Dark Notebook Rises’ Is The Quintessential Mashup Of Batman And ‘The Notebook’

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Here's the mashup of 'The Dark Knight Rises' and 'The Notebook' we didn't know we needed.

DARFUR

GIF: Was that Ryan Gosling rocking out to ‘NSync at the VMAs??

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Having hit reply all, UNSUBSCRIBE to any and all Miley Cyrus hullabaloo and kerfufflery from last night's MTV VMAS (note to all editorial writers: if your framing device is Miley Cyrus, I don't care), there wasn't much VMA stuff of interest to us this morning.

BABY GOOSE MEMES

The ‘Hey Girl’ Plug-In Changes All Your Pictures to Baby Goose

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It's funny that there's a movie out this week celebrating the late "visionary" Steve Jobs, when the real technological revolutionary is right here in our midst.

BATMAN RUMORS

Ryan Gosling Is Being Considered For Batman In The Man Of Steel Sequel?

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It seems that someone has unleashed the insane rumors of Arkham Asylum even earlier than we anticipated.

ARMIE HAMMER

Here Are Six Guys Warner Wants To Cast As The New Batman (And One Who Doesn’t Want The Job)

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Here are six actors rumored to be the frontrunners to play an "established and rugged" Batman in 'Man of Steel 2', as well as one guy who ruled himself out.

JJ ABRAMS

Ryan Gosling Might Be Up For Luke Skywalker’s Son In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’

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As 2015 continues to grow into the summer of the Mega Blockbuster – between The Avengers: Age of Ultron, Batman vs.

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REVIEW: Only God Forgives

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A Landmark in Tasteful Tastelessness At its essence, Only God Forgives is a film about horrible people being bastardly to each other, so it was probably inevitable that critics (and I expect, audiences) <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/05/ryan-goslings-film-was-booed-at-cannes" target="_blank">would hate it</a>.




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