Ryan Lochte Hurt His Knee In The Most Ryan Lochte Way Possible


Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte injured his knee during a trip to Gainesville, FL, last weekend, and the injury occured in the most Ryan Lochte way ever.


What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Probably Find Another Job Now That His Show Is Canceled

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It took me five episodes to finally call Ryan Lochte’s <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/what-would-ryan-lochte-do/" target="_blank">E! reality series, What Would Ryan Lochte Do?</a>, a dead fish, and that was being incredibly generous because I wanted to stop watching after five minutes of the first episode.


Ryan Lochte Delivered Pizzeria Combos To People On A Ferry In New York


When I read that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/ryan-lochte" target="_blank">Olympic gold medal swimmer</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/what-would-ryan-lochte-do" target="_blank">failed reality TV star</a> Ryan Lochte was doing something yesterday that involved delivering pizza, I immediately had to go to my records and see who won the “What Will Ryan Lochte Do.


NPR Has Named Ryan Lochte The Perfect Bro

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Finally, NPR has weighed on on what is and is not a Bro.


What Would Ryan Lochte Do? – Episode 5: ‘… If He Was Canceled?’

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At one time or another, someone in any group of friends will eventually mutter some sort of variation of this phrase: “We should have our own reality show.


Ryan Lochte Drowns Us With Pee Jokes In Funny Or Die’s ‘Pool Water’

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You know the old saying, broseph: “If at first you don’t succeed, bro, try again or something”.


Ryan Lochte Is Locked In On Kate Upton Now

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According to UK’s Metro, Kate Upton is <a href="http://www.fashionnstyle.com/articles/6305/20130423/michelle-keegan-worlds-hottest-woman-photo-beats-kate-upton-jennifer-lawrence-boyfriend-mark-wright-spotted-kissing-hugging-actress.htm" target="_blank">the second hottest woman in the world</a>, and that must be true because lists are legitimate ways of determining everything.

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David Letterman And Ryan Lochte Had An Awkward Night

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Ryan Lochte and David Letterman had an interesting conversation and other highlights from late night shows.


Ryan Lochte Stars In The Most Awkward TV News Interview Of 2013

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Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte is probably the lowest-hanging fruit on the pseudo-celebrity tree, but darn it all to heck if I just don’t love the guy to pieces.


News Anchors Mock Ryan Lochte


A couple of morning news anchors conduct a bland interview with Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte, then mock him mercilessly afterwards.


You Absolutely Must Watch The Trailer For ‘What Would Ryan Lochte Do?’

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The trailer for E!'s new reality show "What Would Ryan Lochte?" do might be the dumbest 270 seconds in history. You must watch it.


ESPN Made A Music Issue So Ryan Lochte Could Ruin Nirvana’s ‘Nevermind’

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As news leaked yesterday that ESPN had produced a music issue of the network’s magazine that will hit stands on Friday, the spectrum of reaction ran from “Oh God why.


The Best Questions And Most Ryan Lochte Responses From Ryan Lochte’s #AskLochte

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Yesterday, for no apparent reason, Olympic gold medalist swimmer and future Academy Award-winning actor Ryan Lochte <a href="https://twitter.com/ryanlochte/with_replies">gave his Twitter followers a huge gift</a> when he announced that <a href="https://twitter.com/ryanlochte/status/291288761734672384">he’d be answering their questions for "#AskLochte"</a> once again.

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Kevin Garnett's Honey Nut Cheerios And Other Athletes Re-Imagined As Breakfast Foods

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In one of the better “Boys will be boys” stories of this early sports year, New York Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony reportedly took offense to something that Boston Celtics forward Kevin Garnett said to him during Boston’s 102-96 victory on Monday night.

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