Ryan Mallett’s Stage Dad Vows Revenge on Dolphins, For Some Reason

In a story ripped from the headlines of The Onion, Jim Mallett, father of New England Patriots draft pick QB Ryan Mallett, told the Boston Herald will get "payback" on the Miami Dolphins for not drafting him in the first round.


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Ryan Mallett Missed His Interview


Ryan Mallett was putting together a solid pre-draft performance for NFL scouts, but apparently the former Arkansas quarterback just ran out of gas.

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Ryan Mallett Can Learn A Lot From A Fellow Hog


John Daly pro tip: Go for the one on the end and play up her insecurity over being labeled a hog.

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