Ryan Mallett’s Stage Dad Vows Revenge on Dolphins, For Some Reason


In a story ripped from the <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=AVqVKtc6_LkC&pg=PA127&lpg=PA127&dq=%22asshole+proud+of+asshole+son%22&source=bl&ots=wxWYK9o9of&sig=VYxJxAPq1Jyi-J9SmPul4HgQ5GU&hl=en&ei=uT_ETaKMEszAtgf0nqCSBA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CBYQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=%22asshole%20proud%20of%20asshole%20son%22&f=false">headlines of The Onion</a>, Jim Mallett, father of New England Patriots draft pick QB Ryan Mallett, <a href="http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/football/patriots/view.bg?articleid=1335583&format=&page=2&listingType=pats#articleFull">told the Boston Herald</a> will get "payback" on the Miami Dolphins for not drafting him in the first round.


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Ryan Mallett Missed His Interview

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Ryan Mallett was putting together a solid pre-draft performance for NFL scouts, but apparently the former Arkansas quarterback just ran out of gas.

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