COCO AUSTIN

Ryan Seacrest Is Giving Ice-T And CoCo A Talk Show

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Ice-T and CoCo Austin are saying goodbye to their reality show and hello to a new talk show.

Raw Sewage

Things Are Just Going Swimmingly At The Golden Globes

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The Golden Globes are already off to a great start thanks you a busted sewage pipe and a soaked red carpet.

CHICKS WHO DATE ATHLETES

Meet Jasmine Waltz, Sex Tape Star And Michael Phelps’ New Girlfriend

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Chances are that if you know who Jasmine Waltz is without having to Google her, then you’re either a fan of “celebrity” sex tapes or you’re way too involved with David Arquette’s private life.

OPRAH WINFREY

Forbes List of Highest Paid Celebrities Dominated by Awful People

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The annual Forbes list of highest paid celebrities prove once again that we most reward the worst in entertainment.

7/7 bombings

U.K. Saw A Tribute To Those Who Died In 2005 Terrorism Attacks; America Saw A Ryan Seacrest Interview

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Instead of a tribute to those who died in the 2005 London Bombing attacks, the U.S. saw a pre-taped Ryan Seacrest interview with Michael Phelps during the Olympics' Opening Ceremony.

OSCARS

Donald Trump Blasts Sacha Baron Cohen's Red Carpet Attack On 'Great Guy' Ryan Seacrest

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When we last checked in on loud, puzzlingly coiffed reality show creature Donald Trump's YouTube vlog, he was braying on and on and on about how he has always maintained <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/media/2011/11/donald-trump-calls-for-jon-stewart-to-be-fired-for-making-fun-of-herman-cain/">a great relationship with "the blacks,"</a> because if there's anything "the blacks" love, it's a bloated, birther-conspiracy-pushing, bloviating white billionaire who <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/media/2011/06/good-lord-jon-stewarts-trumppalinpizza-rant-last-night-was-epic/">eats his crappy pizza with a knife and fork</a>.

OSCARS

Video: Sacha Cohen dumps ashes on Ryan Seacrest, Seacrest says he wasn't in on it

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Leading up to the Oscars, Sacha Baron Cohen's whole <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/02/sacha-baron-cohen-wants-to-attend-the-oscars-in-character" target="_blank">will-he-attend</a>-the-Oscars-or-<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/02/blah-blah-sacha-baron-cohen-the-oscars-fart-noise" target="_blank">has-he-been-banned</a>, or-did-he-just-purposely-get-banned-so-he-could-make-<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AAvRyro6_Y&feature=related" target="_blank">this-video</a> shtick was getting stale before the event even started.

AL QAEDA RECRUITMENT VIDEOS

Al-Qaeda’s Latest Recruitment Tape Stars Katherine Heigl and Jon Bon Jovi

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/07/al-qaedas-latest-recruitment-tape-stars-katherine-heigl-and-jon-bon-jovi#more-49386"> New Year's Eve is New Line/Warner Bros' latest attempt to capitalize on the throw-10-trite-premises-at-the-wall-and-call-it-a-day formula of Valentine's Day, which itself was basically Love Actually with more vignettes and famouser actors. Directed by the hollowed-out husk of Garry Marshall, it stars a who's who of bland white jagoffs who make me want to kill myself, including Katherine Heigl, Ashton Kutcher, Jon Bon Jovi, Josh Duhamel, Zac Efron, that chick from Glee, and a billion other people including a cameo by Ryan Seacrest, in what appears to be an earnest attempt to create cinematic ipecac. A vom-com, say. My God, if I could kick a movie in the stomach... You can watch the just-released trailer below, if you dare. The horror, the horror... There's an earnest, clean-shaven idealist who believes in true love! A bearded cynic who hates holidays! A career woman looking for love! A single gal who's made a life checklist with an arbitrary deadline! HOW DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?? Wait a second, where's the precocious child who doles out insightful relationship advice? TOMMY, GET IN HERE! It is my fervent wish that everyone involved with this project have their face ripped off by chimps. Does this film look interesting to you? Congratulations, you are an awful boring yuppie woman and we should NEVER HANG OUT EVER, NOT EVEN AT WINE PARTIES. It must be stopped. [via <a href="http://entertainment.msn.com/video/?g=6be75520-e67d-4fa6-9c27-a7bae1bfd347&icid=MOVIES1&GT1=MOVIES1">MSN</a> who are terrorists].

LADY GAGA

So You Think You Can Rah Rah Ah Ah Ah

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Ryan Seacrest Productions has already blessed us with the M*A*S*H and Cheers of this generation ("Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami" and "Denise Richards: It's Complicated" respectively.

A&E

A&E Orders ‘Bottled Sadness’

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A&E has ordered a show from Ryan Seacrest's production company called "The Incurables.

National Treasure 3

RYAN SEACREST’S GUTS CONFIRM NAT’L TREAS 3

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("WHAT'S THIS CHICK'S NUMBER, I LOVE TOMBOYS") As you can see by his super eyehumpy Twitter account -- [lengthy digression] honestly, when you're that fruity looking, is it really the best idea to put a giant pink ribbon in your picture.

AMERICAN IDOL

RYAN SEACREST: $15M A YEAR FOR ‘IDOL’

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Ryan Seacrest has signed a contract extension for "American Idol" that will pay him $45 million over the next three years.

AMERICAN IDOL

RYAN SEACREST MAYBE NOT GAY AFTER ALL

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When Ryan Seacrest was rumored to be dating Teri Hatcher, it cemented my notion that the well-dressed hosting elf was most certainly gay.

AZHARUDDIN ISMAIL

AWWW…

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Following the Oscars on Sunday, the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/slumdog-millionaire-child-actors-attend-oscars">slumpuppies</a> took their adorable U.

DON RICKLES

THE EMMYS HAPPENED – UPDATE

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The Emmys happened last night, and if you were lucky enough not to watch, I'll give you the recap.

CLIPS

GARY BUSEY IS SORRY (KINDA)

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Gary Busey has released an official apology to Jennifer Garner for being creepy at the Oscars.

CLIPS

BEWARE OF BUSEY

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Here’s Gary Busey acting like a scary, unpredictable street person while everyone pretends to be surprised.

CARSON DALY

STILL MORE CLOVERFIELD YET AGAIN!

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On New Year's Eve, super tool Ryan Seacrest* introduced a "new" clip from "super producer" JJ Abrams' Cloverfield.

Crap

SEACREST HAUNTS NIGHTMARES UNTIL END TIME

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Ryan Seacrest, who I'm pretty sure looks like a Ken doll down there, has been announced as the host of this year's Emmies.


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