Posts Tagged: SACRAMENTO KINGS

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What The Crap Is Going On With The Officiating At Sacramento Kings Games?

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For the second time in a week, NBA refs ejected an opposing player at a Sacramento Kings, and this call on Kyle Lowry is a real doozie.

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In His Head, Derrick Williams Was About To Hit The Dunk Of The Year

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Sacramento Kings star Derrick Williams went for an off-the-backboard alley-oop to himself and ended up looking like your 12-year old cousin. Epic, epic fail

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The Sacramento Kings Will Livestream Their Games Via Google Glasses Worn By Players & Announcers

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The Sacramento Kings are going to livestream their games straight from their faces.

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The Sacramento Kings Are Accepting Bitcoin

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The Sacramento Kings have partnered with BitPay to become the first sports franchise to allow fans to pay for tickets and merchandise with Bitcoin.

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Eddie Vedder Is Really Pissed That The Sacramento Kings Didn’t Move To Seattle

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During a Pearl Jam show in Oklahoma City last week, Eddie Vedder had some choice, profane words for the fans of the Sacramento Kings.

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Shaq, The World’s Most Famous Sacramento Kings Hater, Now Owns Part Of The Sacramento Kings

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Shaquille O'Neal, famous for his hatred of the Sacramento Kings, is now a minority owner of the Sacramento Queens. Sorry, Kings.

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Keith Smart Is Also Keith Dexterous, Saves A Kid’s Face

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A heads-up play by Sacramento Kings head coach Keith Smart saved the life of baby Newt Gengrich yesterday.

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Here’s What’ll Keep The Kings In Sacramento: ‘Hey Kings Stay Kings! (My Balls)’

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Worried about the Sacramento Kings and their impending move to Seattle.

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NBA DRAFT RUMORS: What The Hell Are The Houston Rockets Up To?

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I’m still planning to wait until tomorrow to unleash my incredible, unparalleled NBA Draft Preview on your asses, but I’m pretty happy that the Houston Rockets have finally stirred the pot and created some excitement for us fans of franchises that blow.

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The Ups And Downs Of Vince Carter

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The two Vince Carter videos you're about to watch, when viewed in succession, can illustrate one of two themes: 1.

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This Stupidity Was Only A Matter Of Time

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I went to my local watering hole yesterday after work to enjoy a few sophisticated beverages before I attended the Orlando Magic game, and the barkeep tuned the image box to SportsCenter, which devoted about 70% of the show to New York Knicks guard Jeremy Lin.

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Nuggets’ Kenneth Faried Drops The Best First NBA Bucket Ever

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In Kenneth Faried's first game, he had four rebounds and zero points.

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Scott Pollard Thinks Phil Jackson Stinks

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Former guy who played in the NBA Scott Pollard attended a rally in Sacramento this week to support the Kings and create a greater effort to keep them from leaving, and while he was there he chatted with radio host Grant Napear of KHTK about his fondness for Sacramento and his desire to move there, which must be difficult when you're not doing anything and have a lot of time to do things like pack boxes and move.

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The Kings are Dead, Long Live the Kings

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After months of speculation that the Sacramento Kings were about to become the Sacramento Kings of Anaheim, team owners The Maloof Family passed down word to the Anaheim Arena Management Company, and basketball will remain in Northern California for another year.

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Stick A Fork In The Sac Kings

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Maybe I should questionmark that headline for total accuracy, but the general consensus is that the Sacramento Kings have played their last game under that moniker and will bolt for greener pastures with the blessing of the NBA.

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DeMarcus Destined for D-League?

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When a prospect for the NBA Draft, or any draft for that matter, is deemed to have "character issues," there should be some sort of relative scale to determine what sort of issues they have.

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Tyreke Evans Can’t Drive 55 Or 120

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Sacramento Kings guard Tyreke Evans will receive some extra vacation time when the season starts as video has surfaced of the NBA’s Rookie of the Year driving at speeds above 120 mph over Memorial Day weekend.

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DeMarcus Cousins Needs a Babysitter

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The Sacramento Kings must be nervous about the emotional maturity of their first round draft pick, DeMarcus Cousins, because there's no other reason the franchise would hire Cousins' high school coach, Otis Hughley.

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KOBE BRYANT GOT PWNED

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Kobe Bryant fell down during a single play in the preseason, and the Kings' Beno Udrih subsequently made a jump shot, which immediately raises the question: is Beno Udrih the best basketball player in the world.


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