Review: ‘Everly’ Might Look Like ‘Jane Wick,’ But She’s A Completely Different Killer

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In 'Everly,' Salma Hayek stars as a prostitute hunted by every killer in the Yakuza, and that's just the tip of the ridiculous iceberg.


Salma Hayek Has A Plan To Stay Alive In The New Trailer For ‘Everly’

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In the new trailer for 'Everly,' Salma Hayek seems to be handling every Yakuza assassin just fine on her own.


Salma Hayek Becomes Jane Wick In The Hilariously Violent Trailer For ‘Everly’

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Of all people, Salma Hayek is poised to become the biggest gun-toting action movie badass of 2015 in 'Everly.'

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Zoe Saldana Used The Ice Bucket Challenge To Show Off Her Baby Bump

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Acknowledging and confirming the rumors that she's pregnant, Zoe Saldana passed off her ALS Ice Bucket Challenge to her husband.


Stream Them If You’ve Got Them: Your Guide To Netflix And Streaming, May 1, 2014

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This week in Netflix streaming, Bridget Jones Diary and Super Twink Hercules, starring Kellen Lutz.


73 Sports Movies In 73 Days: ‘Here Comes The Boom’

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I’ve been tossing this 73 Sports Movies in 73 Days installment back and forth in my brain for a few weeks, since I decided to leave Here Comes the Boom on in the background while restocking my origami shop on Etsy, and I didn’t really want to write about this movie – or have to watch it the whole way through again – because Happy Madison movies do awful things to my anger levels.


The Trailer For ‘Grown Ups 2′ Has Arrived

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Adam Sandler, Kevin James, David Spade, Rob Schneider, Chris Rock and the rest of the Happy Madison cronies are back for the sequel to my 2010 pick for the Worst Movie of the Year and, with the glaring exception of That’s My Boy, possibly the worst movie Sandler has ever made, Grown Ups.


A Tribute to Movie Strippers


A five minute tribute to some of the most convincing strippers in cinematic history.


What We Can Tell About The '30 Rock' Finale Based On 9 Guest Stars

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A roster of guest stars on the '30 Rock' finale, plus Tina Fey's opinion on the direction of NBC's comedies.


Blake Lively gets double teamed by drug dealers

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MTV just released the trailer for Oliver Stone's Savages, but since that version is region-locked, I've got your YouTube copy after the jump.

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12.13 The Cooler

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Chazie Doll Rick Pitino Believes Tim Tebow Gets Help From “Higher Power” [Rant Sports] Music Exec John Atterbery Dies After Shooting [Billboard] Alec Baldwin Mocks American Airlines, Self on SNL Weekend [ATD] Drake Fan Shows Him It Is Real With A Forehead Tattoo [RTNY] The [...].

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Salma Hayek to Graham Norton: ‘There is a God. And He Loves Boobs’

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If you're not familiar with him from re-airings of "The Graham Norton Show" on BBC America, Graham Norton brings a level of irreverence you never see in American late-night shows.


A Telenovela from Salma Hayek

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ABC has bought the rights to Argentine telenovela "Los Roldan" (Spanish for "the roldan").


I Think That Went Well

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This is a clip from "Extra" where Salma Hayek, Maria Bello, and Maya Rudolph are all supposed to act enthused about their supporting roles in the coming retard brain fodder Grown-Ups.

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3.3 The Cooler

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Tia Nicole Lady Gaga Says She Is Single -- And Celibate [CNN] Rejoice, For Big Momma Will Thrice Claim A Dwelling [Film Drunk] A Tribute To Salma Hayek’s Breast [The Little Outlet] Black Keys To Release New Album, 'Brothers,' in May [Spinner] Mishka Store Opening in L.

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The abridged script for Avatar totally jumped on my leonopteryx.



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Salma Hayek and her magnificent rack have been in the news a lot recently, from spicing up "30 Rock" (pictured) to nourishing lucky African babies.


Prince Pokes’em All & Now He Wants Salma Hayek

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I'll never understand how this nymph manages to pull it off, but he does.



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Brett Ratner, Roman Polanski, and his 14-year-old daughter Morgane.

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