Tom Morello Thinks The Cubs Suck And Would Like To Play Shortstop

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Chicago Cubs fan Tom Morello could care less about the team's relationship with Sammy Sosa, because they are at 106 years and counting.


Worse Presidential Candidate: Sammy Sosa Or Wilmer Valderrama?

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Last we checked in on former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa, he allowed me to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/01/sammy-sosa-flickr-hilarious">absolutely, 100% legitimately spend two days with him and his new public relations team</a>, as they are trying to attempt to rebuild his image with the hopes of getting him back into the good graces of the incredibly evil Baseball Writers Association of America.


A Behind The Scenes Look At Sammy Sosa's New Social Media PR Rehab Experiment

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By now, you’ve surely seen the glory that is former MLB slugger Sammy Sosa’s Pinterest page, which <a href="http://deadspin.com/5974860/sammy-sosa-has-the-best-pinterest-page-ever">was unveiled by Deadspin yesterday</a> and quickly <a href="http://www.gq.com/style/blogs/the-gq-eye/2013/01/every-look-from-sammy-sosas-pinterest-page.html?mbid=social_tumblr_gqmagazine">pinned on every blog and Tumblr across the Interwebs</a>.


9.1 The Cooler

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Catya Washington Michelle Obama Covers Essence Magazine <a href="http://missjia.com/michelle-obama-covers-essence-magazine.html">[Miss Jia]</a> Chad Ochocinco Has Unnecessary Aquariums in His House <a href="http://larrybrownsports.com/football/chad-ochocinco-has-unnecessary-aquariums-in-his-house-pictures/84959">[LBS]</a> The 50 Greatest Running Shoes of All Time <a href="http://www.complex.com/sneakers/2011/08/the-50-greatest-running-shoes-of-all-time">[Complex]</a> Is Lindsay Lohan Trying to Hook Up with Chris Brown.


The Terrific Adventures Of White Sammy Sosa

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Forgive the grainy nature of the photo -- it's courtesy of <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/29/sammy-sosa-bellty-dancer-tips-money-baseball/">TMZ</a>, so I'm lucky there isn't a huge T over Sammy Sosa's face.


Miami Beach Just Lost Another White Guy

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Sammy Sosa's Whiteface Period is, sadly, over.



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Somebody tried to crash Sammy Sosa's birthday party wearing brown face paint.



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Noted "comedian" George Lopez has a new talk show now, proving that one doesn't have to be funny or a comedian to get a talk show these days.


11.12 The Cooler

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Beauty Monrose Could Get It The Twenty-Five Most Valuable Blogs In America <a href="http://247wallst.com/2009/11/10/the-twenty-five-most-valuable-blogs-in-america/">[24/7 Wall St.]</a> What Were Black People Talking About on Twitter Last Night.


The Light-Skinned Sammy Sosa

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This is Sammy Sosa (pictured with his wife Sonia) on November 4, 2009 @ some event offering a person of the year and the photo is making the rounds today.



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You're not gonna believe this, but Sammy Sosa tested positive for the juicy juice.



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Signed to a minor-league contract, Sammy Sosa -- who, despite hitting 588 roidacious home runs in his career, washed out with the Orioles in 2005 and didn't play last year -- is in camp with the Texas Rangers in Arizona, and <a href="http://test.denverpost.com/ci_5295717" target="_blank">he's tempering his expectations</a>:"Why would I come back for 12 more home runs.

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