TEXAS

Meet The Robber Who Asked For Permission To Break Into A House

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It didn't work out so well in the end, but at least the burglar was nice enough to ask. That'll come in handy in prison.

NICOLAS CAGE

The World’s Greatest Hotel Concierge Surprised A Guest With Nic Cage Pictures

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Per her request, a very wonderful San Antonio concierge left pictures of Nicolas Cage in a woman's hotel room.

DRUNK PEOPLE

Two Drunk Guys In San Antonio Got Into An Argument About Wrestling And One Of Them Got Shot

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A drunken argument about wrestling turned into a drunken wrestling match, which turned into a shooting.

#NBA

Charles Barkley Would Cross The Street If He Saw A San Antonio Fan

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Charles Barkley's blood feud with the people of San Antonio continues. He will "beat they ass" if they say anything to him.

SAN ANTONIO

Charles Barkley Issued An Apology To Those Big Ol’ Women In San Antonio

If you’ve just started watching Inside The NBA for the last two weeks, then you’re probably surprised that Charles Barkley likes talking about fat women in San Antonio.

tnt

The Women Of San Antonio ‘Responded’ To Charles Barkley’s Fat Jokes

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In a very poorly-written segment, TNT's NBA analysts allowed the women of San Antonio to get back at Charles Barkley for calling them fat.

#craigslist

A Naked San Antonio Man Has A Pretty Sweet Keyboard For Sale On Craigslist

While Craigslist is a great place to find bargains on used musical instruments, nothing tops one naked San Antonio man's sweet deal for a used keyboard.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Texas Football: If The Heat Doesn't Kill You, The Stabbings Will

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It looks like I'm going to have to turn "Texas football guys dying" into a daily feature.

#FLORIDA

Pay For The Sex, Stay For The News

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They call it the world’s oldest profession - prostitution.


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