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Padres Catcher Derek Norris Called Angel Pagan A ‘Dickhead’ For Tossing Gum At Him

In the top of the ninth inning of Thursday's game between the Padres and Giants at Petco Park, Giants outfielder Angel Pagan was facing Padres relief pitcher Craig Kimbrel in a scoreless game, when Pagan noticed a piece of chewed gum in the batter's box.

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105-Year Old Agnes McKee’s First Pitch For The Padres Was Even Better Than Expected

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The Padres made history yesterday by allowing 105-year old Agnes McKee to throw out the ceremonial first pitch.

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The San Diego Padres Are Having A 105-Year Old Woman Throw Out A First Pitch

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On Sunday, Agnes McKee will become the oldest person to ever throw out a first pitch for the Padres at the ripe, young age of 105.

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The Fat Kid Stuck In Right Field Mourns The Loss Of The Magnificent Tony Gwynn

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Tony Gwynn once joked that he had a 'body built by Betty Crocker,' which made it easier for at least one fat kid to ignore the taunting.

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In Case You Missed It, A Dinosaur Threw Out A First Pitch To A Friar Yesterday

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A dinosaur threw out the first pitch at a Padres game. Yes, a dinosaur. No, I don't know where a dinosaur learned how to pitch.

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Fan Dives Into Bush For Baseball, Doesn’t Get Baseball

A San Diego Padres fan dives into some shrubbery in an attempt to retrieve a home run ball, only to come up empty handed.

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A Marine Proposed To His Girlfriend After A First Pitch In San Diego

The timing for Maximum American Heart-swelling is about a week off, but your heart should still begin increasing in size when you watch this video of a Marine surprise-proposing to his girlfriend after throwing out the first pitch before a San Diego Padres game at PETCO Park.

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Of Course Johnny Manziel Homered At Petco Park, Bros

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Texas A&M quarterback and eventual Buffalo Bill Johnny Manziel found a winning formula with trainer George Whitfield last year, as the 20-year old became the first freshman to ever win the Heisman Trophy.

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Reminder: Baseball Has Flopping, Too

I’m not the kind of guy who likes to toot his own horn, because rib removal surgery isn’t something that is covered under my health insurance, but back in the day I was quite the mediocre little league baseball player.

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Annie’s Boobs Threw Out The First Pitch At A Padres Game

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In a story that is extremely relevant to my interests, the first pitch at Thursday's San Diego Padres/Los Angeles Dodgers game at PETCO Park was thrown out by Crystal, aka "that one monkey from everything," aka Annie's Boobs from 'Community'.

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Bryce Harper's Reaction To His First Major League Homer Is Vintage Bryce Harper

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19-year old Washington Nationals rookie sensation Bryce Harper hit his first Major League home run during the third inning of Monday's 8-5 win over the San Diego Padres.

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Watch A Bunch Of Jackies Robinson Turn The Worst Triple Play Ever

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Watch in amazement as Jackie Robinson, Jackie Robinson and Jackie Robinson turn a Padres-quality sacrifice bunt into a ridiculous triple play in the top of the 9th inning of Sunday's Dodgers/San Diego game.

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The Best Of The 2011 Tompkins Square Park Dog Parade

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Back in July, fans of the San Diego Padres gathered at Petco Park as they hoped to break the world record for the longest costumed dog parade as part of the organization’s annual Dog Days of Summer promotion, which allows fans to bring their pooches to the ballpark.

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The Chicago Cubs Are Bad With Money

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I'm not much of an expert when it comes to money, as evidenced by my solid gold toilets and multiple purchases from the International Star Registry, but thankfully Forbes is here to tell us when professional sports teams are wasting money.

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ESPN…BIASED? WELL, I NEVER…

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Padres relief pitcher Heath Bell (left) said what the world was thinking yesterday before his team's game with the Mets when he said out loud what everyone has known about ESPN for quite some time--that their coverage is slanted toward teams in larger markets.

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MATT BUSH IS GOOD AT MAKING FRIENDS

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The Padres are parting ways with Matt Bush, their #1 pick in the 2004 draft, after an incident in which Bush allegedly assaulted some high school lacrosse players.

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BRIAN GILES IS A GREAT BOYFRIEND

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Padres outfielder Brian Giles is being sued by his former girlfriend, Cheri Olvera, who's seeking $10 million in damages for an alleged history of physical and verbal abuse during their seven-year relationship.


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