TIGER WOODS

Tiger Woods Does Not Like It When People Write Really Bad Satire About Him

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Tiger Woods clutched his pearls in word form on Derek Jeter's new website in response to some Golf Digest writer's parody 'interview.'

STEVE CARELL

Steve Carrell And Charlie Kaufman Set Out To Remake ‘Idiocracy’ With ‘I.Q. 83′

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A stupidity virus strikes America in Steve Carell's new movie, 'I.Q. 83.'

where are they now?

Where Are They Now: Child Stars Of The ’90s Edition

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From Francis Capra to Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Alison Stevenson has tracked down all of your favorite child stars from the 90s to find out what they're doing today.

#Netflix

The 12 Highest Rated Spoofs And Satires On Netflix Streaming

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Netflix currently has 'Naked Gun' and 'Airplane!' up for streaming, what more could you ask for?

#ART

The Cinephile's Guide to Tasteful Movie Dates and Lovemaking

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Most guides to "date movies" are written by and for philistines. The Cinephile has some tips and suggested pairings for the true cineaste.

#.lol

‘Hard Sci-Fi Movies’ Schools Hollywood On Truly Realistic Sci-Fi Movies

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We've collected the best of Hard Sci-Fi Movies, a dedicated Twitter account which pitches truly realistic versions of sci-fi tropes, subgenres, and films.

#game of thrones

Hey Ladies, Here Are The Reasons Why You, As A Lady, Think ‘Game Of Thrones’ Is So Gross

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Here's something rage-inducing: a list of reasons why women hate "Game of Thrones."

SEXISM IS OVER

The Fake Geek Girl Not Only Exists, She’s Got A Body Count

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Patrick Willems of Lumberjack Films has put together a satirical video of a fake slasher movie trailer warning us of the danger posed by Fake Geek Girls.

#AMAZON

‘Digital Performance Artist’ Will Attempt To Drive Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Insane With Email Spam

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A performance artist has configured his Kindle to send Jeff Bezos an email every time he makes a bookmark, and it's oddly hilarious.

#Animals

True Facts About Sloths

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Everything you never wanted to know about one of the world's slowest creatures.

#Animals

True Facts About The Angler Fish

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Everything you never wanted to know (and probably shouldn't believe) about one of the ocean's ugliest and strangest creatures.

Weather

The Onion Weather Center Dumbs It Down For The Deep South

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The Onion Weather Center delivers a "very special" weather report for some "very special" viewers.

#STEPHEN COLBERT

Stephen Colbert Explains Hurricane Isaac

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Every televangelist knows hurricanes are a direct result of steamy gay sex.

#JON STEWART

The Daily Show Hates Tampa

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The Daily Show's correspondents report from the once-bustling metropolis of Tampa -- a city that has been ruined by Barack Obama.

Weather

Bostonians Asked to Speak Like Normal Human Beings

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The Onion Weather Center focuses on the Northeast, where flood-ridden Bostonians are urged to use actual words when asking relief workers for help.

Weather

Storms To Rip Through Godforsaken Midwest

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The Onion Weather Center focuses on the Midwest, where a storm system should recede into the distance like any hope of a stable economic future; a tornado bears down on a podunk, backwater hick town; and field reporter Matt Jennings is live from God knows where.

THE ONION

GOP Trying To Keep Elderly Voting Base Alive

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The Onion: Republicans are reminding seniors to take their blood pressure medication, hoping they won't die before voting on Election Day.

#james franco

Obama in New Judd Apatow Comedy

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The Onion: In an attempt to court the youth vote, Barack Obama will star in the full-length Judd Apatow comedy "Commander In Steve" alongside James Franco and Seth Rogan.

#Animals

Robins: The Perfect Murder Machines

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The Onion’s 'Horrifying Planet' series takes a look at the robin.

THE ONION

Reporters Struggling To Maintain Energy Until Election

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The Onion News Network's Andrea Bennett and Jason Copeland look ahead at the long months remaining before this election is finally over.


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