To Pimp A Butterfly

These Are Completely Real Rapper Reactions To Kendrick Lamar’s ‘To Pimp A Butterfly’

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Completely plausible rapper reactions to Kendrick Lamar's 'To Pimp A Butterfly.'

#CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

Kyrie Irving Is Best Player On His Team, Says 57 Points

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Kyrie Irving's season-high 57 points do all the talking for him.

Jokes... mostly

What If Rakim Sued All The Rappers?

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Let's see what the 'Blurred Lines' case could potentially wrought upon us.

#The Daily Show

Is ‘The Daily Show’ Turning Us Into Cynical A**holes?

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Isn't the inherent cynicism of 'The Daily Show' turning us all into cynics? Lewis Black gives his insights on the theory.

TIGER WOODS

Tiger Woods Does Not Like It When People Write Really Bad Satire About Him

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Tiger Woods clutched his pearls in word form on Derek Jeter's new website in response to some Golf Digest writer's parody 'interview.'

STEVE CARELL

Steve Carrell And Charlie Kaufman Set Out To Remake ‘Idiocracy’ With ‘I.Q. 83′

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A stupidity virus strikes America in Steve Carell's new movie, 'I.Q. 83.'

where are they now?

Where Are They Now: Child Stars Of The ’90s Edition

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From Francis Capra to Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Alison Stevenson has tracked down all of your favorite child stars from the 90s to find out what they're doing today.

#Netflix

The 12 Highest Rated Spoofs And Satires On Netflix Streaming

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Netflix currently has 'Naked Gun' and 'Airplane!' up for streaming, what more could you ask for?

wtf trebek

This popular game show host recently found himself entrenched in an NFL mascot debate

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How did a milquetoast game show host find himself being used as a pawn by a certain Washington football team to defend their continued use of a highly-debated mascot?

#ART

The Cinephile's Guide to Tasteful Movie Dates and Lovemaking

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Most guides to "date movies" are written by and for philistines. The Cinephile has some tips and suggested pairings for the true cineaste.

#.lol

‘Hard Sci-Fi Movies’ Schools Hollywood On Truly Realistic Sci-Fi Movies

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We've collected the best of Hard Sci-Fi Movies, a dedicated Twitter account which pitches truly realistic versions of sci-fi tropes, subgenres, and films.

#game of thrones

Hey Ladies, Here Are The Reasons Why You, As A Lady, Think ‘Game Of Thrones’ Is So Gross

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Here's something rage-inducing: a list of reasons why women hate "Game of Thrones."

SEXISM IS OVER

The Fake Geek Girl Not Only Exists, She’s Got A Body Count

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Patrick Willems of Lumberjack Films has put together a satirical video of a fake slasher movie trailer warning us of the danger posed by Fake Geek Girls.

#AMAZON

‘Digital Performance Artist’ Will Attempt To Drive Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Insane With Email Spam

A performance artist has configured his Kindle to send Jeff Bezos an email every time he makes a bookmark, and it's oddly hilarious.

#Animals

True Facts About Sloths

Everything you never wanted to know about one of the world's slowest creatures.

#Animals

True Facts About The Angler Fish

Everything you never wanted to know (and probably shouldn't believe) about one of the ocean's ugliest and strangest creatures.

Weather

The Onion Weather Center Dumbs It Down For The Deep South

The Onion Weather Center delivers a "very special" weather report for some "very special" viewers.

#STEPHEN COLBERT

Stephen Colbert Explains Hurricane Isaac

Every televangelist knows hurricanes are a direct result of steamy gay sex.

#JON STEWART

The Daily Show Hates Tampa

The Daily Show's correspondents report from the once-bustling metropolis of Tampa -- a city that has been ruined by Barack Obama.

Weather

Bostonians Asked to Speak Like Normal Human Beings

The Onion Weather Center focuses on the Northeast, where flood-ridden Bostonians are urged to use actual words when asking relief workers for help.


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