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Keurig’s Attempt To Block ‘Pirate’ Coffee Can Be Hacked With Scissors And Tape

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Keurig does not want you using coffee that hasn't paid them a royalty. And their system to prevent that can be defeated with tape.

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‘Far Cry 4′ Pirates Accidentally Out Themselves On Twitter

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People who stole 'Far Cry 4' have been whining to Ubisoft about a missing feature. Guess how Ubisoft feels about it?

#video games

Xbox One Sales Are Better Without Kinect, Too

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The Kinect appears to have been holding the Xbox One back to a surprising degree.

#Twitter

Aaron Paul’s Xbox One Commercial Is Accidentally Turning On People’s Consoles

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Aaron Paul is showing off Kinect voice commands in an Xbox One commercial. Surely this will end well.

#Twitter

Jenny McCarthy’s Self-Made Twitter Hashtag Was Hilariously Hijacked By Pro-Vaccine Critics

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'The View' co-host Jenny McCarthy tried to start a Twitter hashtag, created a spot for criticism of her anti-vaccine asshattery. Here are the best tweets.

#MLB

Fans Rejoice As Miami Marlins President David Samson Has Been Voted Off ‘Survivor’

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Despite claiming that he'd win because people underestimate him, Miami Marlins President David Samson was the first contestant booted from 'Survivor.'

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Bitcoin Investors Just Had $350 Million Of Their Money Stolen

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Bitcoin was always a bit Wild-West-esque... and that includes major bank robberies.

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Watch As Michael Bay Bails Midsentence In Awkward CES Press Conference (UPDATE)

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Michael Bay just awkwardly bailed in the middle of a live presentation at CES. Watch the video here.

#Comics

Holy Sh*t, Shia LaBeouf Even Plagiarized His Apology For Plagiarism

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You know that apology Shia LaBeouf tweeted for plagiarizing comic writer Daniel Clowes? Yep, he plagiarized that, too.

#Comics

‘I F–ked Up': Shia LaBeouf Apologizes For Plagiarizing Daniel Clowes, Twitter Responds

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Shia LaBeouf just apologized on Twitter for plagiarizing Daniel Clowes' comic, and the Twitter responses are glorious.

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Adrien Broner’s Saturday Night Went From Zero To Awful In A Matter Of 12 Rounds

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Adrien Broner danced and acted like he normally does before a big fight, but he didn't look so hot after losing his title to Marcos Maidana.

#gifs

Another Benefit Of Genetic Testing: Watching This White Supremacist Learn He’s Biracial

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In a scene right out of a Clayton Bigsby sketch on 'Chappelle's Show', another proudly-racist jackhole has learned he's not completely white.

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Everyone hates The Lone Ranger

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Jerry Bruckheimer has been combining over-complicated plots with hacky, hammy "jokes" for the better part of 20 years now, making movies that consistently exemplify all the worst trends in big budget filmmaking, yet he always seems to skate by on the charisma of his lead actors.

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A Town In Spain Will Mail Your Dog’s Poop To You If You Don’t Pick Up Their Mess

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Spain, leading the world in shaming people who don't pick up after their dogs.

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

‘Total Recall’ Reboot’s Failure Was Delicious Schadenfreude For Paul Verhoeven

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No one enjoyed watching the 'Total Recall' reboot fail as much as original 'Total Recall' director Paul Verhoeven did.

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Electronic Arts CEO John Riccitiello Resigns Amid Disastrous ‘SimCity’ Launch

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EA's CEO John Riccitiello has resigned. This comes after 'SimCity' had one of the most botched game launches ever, among other problems for the company.

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Guy Fieri Didn’t Register The Obvious Web Address For His NYC Restaurant, So The Internet Did It For Him

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Guy Fieri didn't register the most obvious URL for Guy's American Kitchen and Bar, so programmer Bryan Mytko registered it and posted a hilarious menu.

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Everyone Really Hates 'A Good Day to Die Hard'

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Only an idiot would expect a fifth Die Hard movie directed by the guy who did Max Payne and Flight of the Phoenix to be any good, but it's still impressive the degree to which it's been able to limbo under even the lowest of low expectations.

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When Tributes To LeBron James Go Wrong

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Last week, a group of students from California’s Woodcreek High School decided it would be a totally radical and boss idea to pay tribute to Miami Heat superstar LeBron James before their team’s big game against rival Roseville High.


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