#2014 FIFA World Cup

More People Are Watching World Cup Ads Than Super Bowl Ads, But Are They Better?

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Here's a totally scientific and accurate evaluation of this year's World Cup ads compared to the commercials from Super Bowl XVIII.

#PORNO

Surprise, Watching Porn Might Not Actually Shrink Your Brain

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Many articles from the past two weeks suggested that watching porn shrinks your brain. It turns aut meny uf thoz wr misleeding oh gaud wut happnd to my brane

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A Very Unagi And Scientific Ranking Of The Worst Male Characters On ‘Friends’

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We used a very serious and legitimate scientific method to rank the worst male characters from the beloved NBC series 'Friends.'

SCIENTIFIC STUDIES

One Brave Blogger Has Finally Discovered The 'Average Porn Star'

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When people generally think of female porn stars, they tend to think of blonde hair like Kayden Kross up there, or they think of gigantic, cartoonish fake breasts and loads of makeup and plastic surgery.

#PORNO

Study Finds Porn Actresses Have Higher Self Esteem & Their Lives Are Super Great

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The stereotype of the troubled porn star is as well-entrenched as the sad clown, or the insufferable Will Smith offspring, augmented by the long list of infamous porn star suicides, like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savannah_%28pornographic_actress%29" target="_blank">Savannah</a>, who killed herself after she cut her face in a car accident, or <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jordan#cite_note-4" target="_blank">Alex Jordan</a>, who famously addressed her suicide note to her pet parrot.

THINGS WE ALREADY KNEW

REPORT: Fantasy Football Is Ruining The American Economy

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In news that should shock probably no person in any civilized society, people don’t like doing actual work at their jobs, according to a recent study.

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New Study: Tim Tebow’s Tears Are So Macho

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The American Psychological Association has released a new study, entitled, "Psychology of Men & Masculinity," and the findings are going to blow your minds.

VALENTINE'S DAY

Survey: Rom-Coms Will Ruin Your Life

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While men everywhere are undoubtedly on the edge of their seats for the release of Valentine’s Day on DVD and Blu-Ray, a survey taken in Australia has been conducted to coincide with the hilarious Ashton Kutcher film, and the results are quite shocking – romantic comedies may not be good for real-life relationships.


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