Posts Tagged: SEAN AVERY

BRAVO

Andy Cohen Had The Best Response To Sean Avery’s Engagement To Hilary Rhoda

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After learning that former NHL player Sean Avery was engaged to model Hilary Rhoda, Andy Cohen responded with a joke about their gay relationship rumor.

ASSAULTING THE POLICE

Sean Avery Leads A Fairy Tale Life

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New York Rangers star Sean Avery is famous for two things: wearing <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxOldETYBTA">Auntie Nelda's</a> <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/neldas-glasses.jpg">glasses</a> and for battling homophobia in sports by <a href="http://www.observer.com/2008/sean-averys-vogue-internship-which-he-doesnt-always-have-wear-shirt">interning at a 500-page perfume ad</a>.

HOC-KEY?

James Wisniewski Educates Sean Avery in Proper Fellatio Technique

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Sean Avery, the undisputed most hated man in a hockey arena, was at his havoc wreaking best over the weekend when he 'snowed' Islanders goalie Rick DiPietro in a classic show of douchebaggery on par with most Enrique Iglesias music videos then proceeded to hightail it away from a fighting opportunity when he was challenged by Islanders defenseman James Wisniewski.

DALLAS STARS

SEAN AVERY IS TOTALLY FIRED

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=12378" target="_self">Less than two weeks ago</a>, Sean Avery said other NHL players picked up his "sloppy seconds.

DALLAS STARS

SEAN AVERY IS NOW AN EVEN BIGGER DICK

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Even before Sean Avery's "sloppy seconds" comment got him suspended, he was widely reviled as a weaselly asshole.

NHL

SEAN AVERY IS SORRY

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A day after <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=12378" target="_self">being suspended</a>, NHL heel Sean Avery predictably apologized for his off-color comments about other players picking up his "sloppy seconds.

DALLAS STARS

SEAN AVERY SUSPENDED FOR BEING DOUCHEBAG

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Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery, famous for being a colossal dick on the ice, added to his infamy off of it with his comments regarding his ex-girlfriends and other NHL players (past flames Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter are now with the Flames' Dion Phaneuf and the Kings' Jarret Stoll, respectively).

CINEMA

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA ICE SKATES

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When Sean Avery announced his internship at Vogue this summer, it seemed like the kind of idiotic premise Hollywood producers would make a horrible movie out of.

DEVIL WEARS PRADA

DEVIL WEARS PRADA GETS CROSS CHECKED

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First there was The Devil Wears Prada, about a journalism grad's experience interning for Vogue.

DOUCHEBAGS

THE HELL?

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I try to avoid two hockey stories in the same day, much less two stories about metrosexual tough guy Sean Avery, but this one I did not see coming: Avery apparently used his <a href="../post.phtml?pk=6530">shorts-suit</a> to snag a cougar 23 years his senior.

DALLAS STARS

SEAN LIKE HIS SHORTS SHORT AND HIS MEN HOT

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Former New York Ranger, current Dallas Star and future STD-related death Sean Avery learned a lot of fashion tips from the myriad prostitutes from which he got diseases to give to Elisha Cuthbert.

NEW YORK RANGERS

SEAN AVERY WILL MASTURBATE TO ANYTHING

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Much has been made of New York Rangers heel Sean Avery interning at Vogue this summer, but we haven't really gotten an insider's look at how the bruiser is surviving in the cutthroat fashion world.

SEAN AVERY

TAKING CREATIVE LICENSE WITH PLATES

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<a href="http://foodcourtlunch.com/?p=842" target="_blank">Food Court Lunch</a> has assembled a fine gallery of notable vanity plates that are adorning the vehicles of professional athletes.

BAD IDEA JEANS

SEAN AVERY GOT A SUMMER INTERNSHIP

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I tried to avoid this story because it's an obvious ploy for attention and -- even worse -- it's about hockey, but here it is: New York Rangers bad boy Sean Avery will <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=4704620&page=1" target="_blank">serve as an unpaid intern at Vogue magazine</a> this summer, meaning that he's moving from one dying industry right into another.

NEW YORK RANGERS

HOCKEY ISN’T POPULAR

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Sean Avery is best known in not-caring-about-hockey circles as the first man in history to <a href="../post.phtml?pk=3737">get turned down by Paris Hilton</a> (after he was dumped by Elisha Cuthbert).

NEW YORK RANGERS

SEAN AVERY IS A BIG WINNER

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By now you probably know that things aren't going well for the NY Rangers' Sean Avery.

HOO BOY THAT'S GAY

CARL LEWIS IS OH DEAR GOD NO

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What would you do if you were the greatest Olympian ever.


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