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The NY Daily News Doesn’t Seem To Care Much For Robinson Cano Anymore

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After Robinson Cano signed one of the biggest contracts in history, the mother of his child wants her child support increased to $25,000 a month.

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Prince Fielder Helped Himself To A Fan’s Nachos Because A Guy’s Got To Eat

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After sprinting for a foul ball but falling short, Detroit Tigers first baseman Prince Fielder helped himself to a fan's nachos.

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Bill Nye The Science Guy’s First Pitch Is Awesome, Scientifically Accurate

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Earlier today we shared with you <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/07/hey-i-just-met-you-and-this-is-crazy-but-your-first-pitch-sucked" target="_blank">'Call Me Maybe' singer Carly Rae Jepsen's hilariously inept first pitch before a Tampa Bay Rays game</a>.

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How Not to Catch a Home Run Ball

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A Seattle Mariners fan tries to catch a home run ball off the bat of Raul Ibanez, and gets a face full of railing instead.

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Fan Catches Foul Ball in Beer, Chugs Beer Anyway

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This fan won't let a pesky foul ball get between him and his beer.

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Real Life Phil Dunphy Steals The Show At Chicago White Sox Loss

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I swear I’ve seen this video of an overzealous Seattle Mariners fan breaking it down with his young daughters in an empty stadium before, but I think that my mind may have just finally boiled over from spending way too much time on YouTube over the last 10 years.

COLIN COWHERD

Move Over, Tebow: 'Felixing' Is The New Craze

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Since a run of four 90+ win seasons from 2000-2003, the Seattle Mariners have had just 2 winning seasons.

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The Very Best Of Kate Upton On DeviantArt

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Yesterday I wrote a little about sexy Australian hurdler <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/michelle-jenneke-australian-hot-dancing-video" target="_blank">Michelle Jenneke</a>, and how we'd <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/michelle-jenneke-nude-offer-sex-com-parody-videos" target="_blank">helped make her life miserable</a> by exposing her to the creepy nooks of sexy and parody on the Internet.

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How Do You Say Goodbye To A Legend? By Writing An Emo Song About Ichiro

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The New York Yankees bounced back from their humiliating 4-game sweep at the hands of the Oakland Athletics over the weekend by not only beating the Seattle Mariners 4-1 on the field, but also by crushing the spirit of the entire city.

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Ridiculous Poll Of The Day: Is Don Zimmer More Like Darth Vader Or Emperor Palpatine?

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This photo, which I probably should've shared without comment, was taken at Sunday's "Star Wars Day At The Ballpark" game between the Tampa Bay Rays and Seattle Mariners at Tropicana Field.

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It's Monday Morning: Time To Dance

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Felix Hernandez Proposed To His Girlfriend Too, But She Had No Decision

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The Seattle Mariners have just finished opening Major League Baseball's 2012 season by splitting a two-game series against the Oakland Athletics at the Tokyo Dome, and the only one of the coolest things to come out of MLB's foray into Japan is the story of how Mariners infielder Brendan Ryan took his girlfriend up to the sky deck on the 90th floor of Mori Tower under the ruse of a nicely-dressed tour and proposed to her.

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Blogging Advice: Logan Morrison’s Twitter Is Not A Source

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Logan Morrison's Twitter bio reads To know me is to Tweet with me.

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Mariners Outfielder Greg Halman Murdered

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Sometimes a situation is just too f**ked for a clever headline.

BRETT FAVRE

Morning Links: Beltran Away

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Sports Carlos Beltran To The Giants - Hopefully by "Giants" they mean "Cleveland Indians".

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Poor Little Guys: The Seattle Mariners’ Losing Streak As Told By Sad Dogs

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On July 5, in the 10th inning of a 2-2 game against the Oakland Athletics, Franklin Gutierrez and Brendan Ryan scored to give the Seattle Mariners a 4-2 victory and a.

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Kate Upton Learns a Valuable Lesson About Team Loyalty

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Chances are about 70% of our updates for the next week and a half are going to involve Kate Upton in a baseball cap, so here's another one, but at least this one has a moral.

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Russell Branyan Loses Fight to Table

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Party Otter is the perfect wingman for Russell Branyan.


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