SHAWN KEMP

Shawn Kemp Hosted A Party In Seattle To Celebrate The Thunder Missing The Playoffs

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Shawn Kemp hosted a party in Seattle that celebrated the Oklahoma City Thunder missing the playoffs

Interstellar

This Guy Made An Uncanny Costume Based On TARS From ‘Interstellar’

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This guy made a replica of our favorite 90 percent honest astronaut robot.

#Chris Pratt

Seahawks Fans Chris Pratt And Macklemore Trash Talk Ellen On Twitter

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Along with '22 Jump Street' director Christopher Miller, the boys taunted the famous Packers fan after the Seahawks won the game.

#Craigslist

A Swagged-Out Ivy League Grad Took To ‘Skeezy-Ass’ Craigslist To Demand A Dog-Walking Job

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You probably won't ever read a better request for dog-walking jobs than the one this Seattle man posted on Craigslist.

Dogs

This Wonderful Dog Takes The Bus To A Seattle Dog Park All By Herself

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Eclipse the Labrador retriever occasionally uses public transit on her own. Meanwhile, the cat still thinks she's stupid.

MUSIC

Marilyn Manson Claims He Invented The Term ‘Grunge Music’ While Discussing Nirvana

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Goth rocker Marilyn Manson has decided to try and make himself relevant again by reporting to the world he was the person responsible for grunge music.

Bus Attack

A Seattle Bus Rider Was Stabbed For Sitting Too Close To Another Passenger On Christmas Eve

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The victim was unfortunately stabbed multiple times and is currently in critical condition. Police say the attacker is currently on the lam.

GODDAM HIPSTERS

The Mayor Of Seattle Pardoned A ‘Tofurky’ For Thanksgiving, Of Course

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Can you think of anything more 'Seattle' than their mayor pardoning a meatless turkey for Thanksgiving? We can't!

tom morello

Seattle Restaurant: Rage Against The Machine’s Tom Morello Is A ‘Prick’ For Expecting Special Treatment

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Tom Morello is none too pleased that his request for rock star treatment was denied at a very popular restaurant in Seattle.

SEATTLE

Phoenix Jones Has Disbanded His Superhero League, As Rex Velvet Rejoices

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Phoenix Jones has ended his league of Seattle superheroes, revealing that it was a terrible idea to invite random people to fight crime.

worst criminal

Worst Employee Ever Uses Dozens Of Bomb Threats To Get Out Of Going To Work

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Call in with a fake cold? Nope. Call in with bomb threats to skip work.

#FOOD

A Seattle Burger Restaurant’s New Ad Features Jesus Smoking A Joint

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The LunchBox Laboratory burger restaurant in Seattle has raised eyebrows with a 4/20 Easter ad that features Jesus smoking a joint.

SEATTLE

Two People Are Dead Following A News Helicopter Crash In Downtown Seattle

A news helicopter has crashed in the middle of downtown Seattle.

SEATTLE

Rocket Fuel + Fireplace? Science Project Experiment Goes Awesomely Wrong For Seattle Teens

When science experiments go terribly wrong, but also oh so METAL.

#NFL

Seattle’s Mayor Is Pissed That Other Mayors Are Reneging On Their NFL Bets

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Seattle Mayor Ed Murray has made his Super Bowl bet with Denver's Michael Hancock, but other mayors still haven't made good on their promises to Seattle.

STARBUCKS

A Woman Named Beautiful Existence Ate And Drank Nothing But Starbucks For 365 Days

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Starbucks biggest fan is a woman named Beautiful Existence, who ate and drank...wait, her name is Beautiful Existence?


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