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Seahawks Fans Chris Pratt And Macklemore Trash Talk Ellen On Twitter

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Along with '22 Jump Street' director Christopher Miller, the boys taunted the famous Packers fan after the Seahawks won the game.


A Swagged-Out Ivy League Grad Took To ‘Skeezy-Ass’ Craigslist To Demand A Dog-Walking Job

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You probably won't ever read a better request for dog-walking jobs than the one this Seattle man posted on Craigslist.


This Wonderful Dog Takes The Bus To A Seattle Dog Park All By Herself

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Eclipse the Labrador retriever occasionally uses public transit on her own. Meanwhile, the cat still thinks she's stupid.


Marilyn Manson Claims He Invented The Term ‘Grunge Music’ While Discussing Nirvana

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Goth rocker Marilyn Manson has decided to try and make himself relevant again by reporting to the world he was the person responsible for grunge music.

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A Seattle Bus Rider Was Stabbed For Sitting Too Close To Another Passenger On Christmas Eve

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The victim was unfortunately stabbed multiple times and is currently in critical condition. Police say the attacker is currently on the lam.


The Mayor Of Seattle Pardoned A ‘Tofurky’ For Thanksgiving, Of Course

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Can you think of anything more 'Seattle' than their mayor pardoning a meatless turkey for Thanksgiving? We can't!

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Seattle Restaurant: Rage Against The Machine’s Tom Morello Is A ‘Prick’ For Expecting Special Treatment

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Tom Morello is none too pleased that his request for rock star treatment was denied at a very popular restaurant in Seattle.


Phoenix Jones Has Disbanded His Superhero League, As Rex Velvet Rejoices

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Phoenix Jones has ended his league of Seattle superheroes, revealing that it was a terrible idea to invite random people to fight crime.

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Worst Employee Ever Uses Dozens Of Bomb Threats To Get Out Of Going To Work

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Call in with a fake cold? Nope. Call in with bomb threats to skip work.


A Seattle Burger Restaurant’s New Ad Features Jesus Smoking A Joint

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The LunchBox Laboratory burger restaurant in Seattle has raised eyebrows with a 4/20 Easter ad that features Jesus smoking a joint.


Two People Are Dead Following A News Helicopter Crash In Downtown Seattle


A news helicopter has crashed in the middle of downtown Seattle.


Rocket Fuel + Fireplace? Science Project Experiment Goes Awesomely Wrong For Seattle Teens


When science experiments go terribly wrong, but also oh so METAL.


Seattle’s Mayor Is Pissed That Other Mayors Are Reneging On Their NFL Bets

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Seattle Mayor Ed Murray has made his Super Bowl bet with Denver's Michael Hancock, but other mayors still haven't made good on their promises to Seattle.


A Woman Named Beautiful Existence Ate And Drank Nothing But Starbucks For 365 Days

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Starbucks biggest fan is a woman named Beautiful Existence, who ate and drank...wait, her name is Beautiful Existence?

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Something Massive And Unknown Has Been Found Lurking Under Seattle

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Yeah, Seattle, let's go poke an enormous object that can stop a five-story-tall drill cold with a stick. That will end well.


Google Glass Banned From Restaurant After Glasshole Tries To Get Employee Fired

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Another restaurant has banned Google Glass after an incident with a network engineer, with both sides publicly arguing on Facebook.

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