GODDAM HIPSTERS

The Mayor Of Seattle Pardoned A ‘Tofurky’ For Thanksgiving, Of Course

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Can you think of anything more 'Seattle' than their mayor pardoning a meatless turkey for Thanksgiving? We can't!

tom morello

Seattle Restaurant: Rage Against The Machine’s Tom Morello Is A ‘Prick’ For Expecting Special Treatment

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Tom Morello is none too pleased that his request for rock star treatment was denied at a very popular restaurant in Seattle.

SEATTLE

Phoenix Jones Has Disbanded His Superhero League, As Rex Velvet Rejoices

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Phoenix Jones has ended his league of Seattle superheroes, revealing that it was a terrible idea to invite random people to fight crime.

worst criminal

Worst Employee Ever Uses Dozens Of Bomb Threats To Get Out Of Going To Work

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Call in with a fake cold? Nope. Call in with bomb threats to skip work.

#FOOD

A Seattle Burger Restaurant’s New Ad Features Jesus Smoking A Joint

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The LunchBox Laboratory burger restaurant in Seattle has raised eyebrows with a 4/20 Easter ad that features Jesus smoking a joint.

SEATTLE

Two People Are Dead Following A News Helicopter Crash In Downtown Seattle

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A news helicopter has crashed in the middle of downtown Seattle.

SEATTLE

Rocket Fuel + Fireplace? Science Project Experiment Goes Awesomely Wrong For Seattle Teens

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When science experiments go terribly wrong, but also oh so METAL.

#NFL

Seattle’s Mayor Is Pissed That Other Mayors Are Reneging On Their NFL Bets

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Seattle Mayor Ed Murray has made his Super Bowl bet with Denver's Michael Hancock, but other mayors still haven't made good on their promises to Seattle.

STARBUCKS

A Woman Named Beautiful Existence Ate And Drank Nothing But Starbucks For 365 Days

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Starbucks biggest fan is a woman named Beautiful Existence, who ate and drank...wait, her name is Beautiful Existence?

yep its cthulhu

Something Massive And Unknown Has Been Found Lurking Under Seattle

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Yeah, Seattle, let's go poke an enormous object that can stop a five-story-tall drill cold with a stick. That will end well.

Tech

Google Glass Banned From Restaurant After Glasshole Tries To Get Employee Fired

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Another restaurant has banned Google Glass after an incident with a network engineer, with both sides publicly arguing on Facebook.

Your Daily Crazy

Seattle Thrift Shop Gets Two Pounds Of Marijuana Donated

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Some people work thankless jobs, flipping burgers or selling television warranties.

SEATTLE

A Seattle Entrepreneur Will Help You Pretend To Be Homeless For Just $2,000

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Calling it a "Course in Applied Homelessness," a Seattle entrepreneur is offering people the chance to be homeless for just $2,000.

#AMAZON

Amazon Is Changing The Way Seattle Looks

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Amazon is building a new headquarters in Seattle, and revitalizing a dying neighborhood. But their new headquarters still looks like balls.

stoners

Seattle Cops Handed Out 1,000 Bags Of Doritos To The Stoners At Hempfest

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In an effort to spread awareness about Washington's marijuana laws, Seattle police handed out 1,000 bags of Doritos to people at Hempfest this weekend.

The Police Blotter

Drunk Driver Crashes A House Party, Gets Beat Up By Other Drunks

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A man suspected of drunk driving <a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo/article/Alleged-drunken-driver-beaten-after-crashing-into-4667454.php">got his a** kicked</a> by other drunks for crashing their party, literally.


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