tickets

Seahawks blacklist California from buying NFC Championship tickets

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The team has announced that when NFC title game tickets go on sale tomorrow, January 13, they're restricting tickets to buyers with credit card billing addresses in six states and California isn't on the list.

STARBUCKS

A Woman Named Beautiful Existence Ate And Drank Nothing But Starbucks For 365 Days

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Starbucks biggest fan is a woman named Beautiful Existence, who ate and drank...wait, her name is Beautiful Existence?

yep its cthulhu

Something Massive And Unknown Has Been Found Lurking Under Seattle

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Yeah, Seattle, let's go poke an enormous object that can stop a five-story-tall drill cold with a stick. That will end well.

Tech

Google Glass Banned From Restaurant After Glasshole Tries To Get Employee Fired

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Another restaurant has banned Google Glass after an incident with a network engineer, with both sides publicly arguing on Facebook.

Your Daily Crazy

Seattle Thrift Shop Gets Two Pounds Of Marijuana Donated

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Some people work thankless jobs, flipping burgers or selling television warranties.

SEATTLE

A Seattle Entrepreneur Will Help You Pretend To Be Homeless For Just $2,000

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Calling it a "Course in Applied Homelessness," a Seattle entrepreneur is offering people the chance to be homeless for just $2,000.

#AMAZON

Amazon Is Changing The Way Seattle Looks

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Amazon is building a new headquarters in Seattle, and revitalizing a dying neighborhood. But their new headquarters still looks like balls.

stoners

Seattle Cops Handed Out 1,000 Bags Of Doritos To The Stoners At Hempfest

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In an effort to spread awareness about Washington's marijuana laws, Seattle police handed out 1,000 bags of Doritos to people at Hempfest this weekend.

The Police Blotter

Drunk Driver Crashes A House Party, Gets Beat Up By Other Drunks

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A man suspected of drunk driving got his a** kicked by other drunks for crashing their party, literally.

SEATTLE

A Bridge Near Seattle Just Collapsed, Dumping Cars And People Into The River

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A bridge collapsing near Seattle is pure nightmare fuel.

#NBA

Sacramento Keeps The Kings And It Only Cost A Record $530M

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The tumultuous marriage between the city of Sacramento and the vagabond Kings franchise - a team that has called Rochester, Cincinnati and Kansas City home - is finally getting ironed out.

#NBA

Macklemore And Detlef Schrempf Vs. Oklahoma City. Who Ya Got?

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I'm not trying to write this much about Macklemore, stories just keep happening.

SMOKE BREAK

Good News, Seattle Bus Riders: You Can Now Recover Lost Marijuana

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Seattle bus riders and marijuana enthusiasts will scream "nice.

TRACY MCGRADY

Gary Payton is Going to the Hall of Fame: In Praise of The Glove

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While the NBA's grand old gatekeepers take their time weighing the option of keeping the Sacramento Kings in California's capital versus relocating the franchise to Seattle, the strongest reason for my pro-Emerald City optimism is that the league ultimately will not escape Seattle's presence.

somewhat premature

Seattle Bar Bans Google Glass Before Its Even Available To The Public

Google Glass is banned from a Seattle dive bar. Mostly for reasons of taste.

#Justin Bieber

Here’s What’ll Keep The Kings In Sacramento: ‘Hey Kings Stay Kings! (My Balls)’

Worried about the Sacramento Kings and their impending move to Seattle.

superheroes

Bad News, Seattle Criminals And Violent Bros: Phoenix Jones Is Recruiting

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As a mixed martial arts fighter, Ben Fodor knows a thing or two about being invincible, what with his whole 11-0 career record.

SEATTLE

Naked Washington Man Evades Police

Seattle police have arrested a man accused of knocking a young brother and sister to the ground at a park, then stripping off his clothes and jumping naked into a nearby lake where he eluded police boats and divers for more than two hours.

#music videos

Macklemore: Thrift Shop

Seattle rapper Ben "Macklemore" Haggerty celebrates thrifty shopping in the video for his catchy (and aptly-named) new single, "Thrift Shop.

SPECIAL AGENT C

Finally, Some Good News: Make-A-Wish Kid Captures Supervillain Rex Velvet

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12-year-old Colby, AKA Special Agent C, celebrates his odds-beating birthday with a Make-A-Wish superhero mission to capture Rex Velvet.


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