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Junior Seau’s Suicide Was a Watched Pot Never Boils

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Bengals lineman Jacob Bell cited Junior Seau's suicide as one of the reasons for his abrupt retirement, which the eight-year veteran announced yesterday.

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KSK Khristmas Klassics: The Day Jesus Invented Football

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In lieu of doing work with a Christmas stupor (or Maj turning away from his Chinese takeout) we present our fairly well received Christmas post from last year (Good to enough to make it a tradition that allows us to be lazy.

see you in hell candy boys

KSK Commenter Draft: Simpsons Character You’d Like To Befriend For Life

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As anyone who's read so much as a poorly constructed paragraph on this site is aware, we like to lard our writing with innumerable Simpsons quotes.

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Don’t Mean To Quibble, But That Wasn’t Quite My Entire Wish

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I appreciate you ladies showing up for me here today.

yes i'm working all week mr. scrooge

The Day Jesus Invented Football

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Everybody knows Christmas is just some date that was assigned as Jesus' birthday by Pope Bellicose V to coincide with some pagan winter solstice sodomyfest.

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This Week’s KSK Commenter Draft: Methods By Which You Would Commit Career Suicide If You Were a Celebrity

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At a glance, this week's commenter draft looks remarkably, and deceptively, easy.


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