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Do Not Come To The Redskins Training Camp

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A woman is somewhat distraught about going to Redskins camp in Richmond and coming away without a single autograph.

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Seahawks-Redskins Live Blog, Second Half

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Redskins dominated early and stormed to a 14-0 lead on their first two drives.

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Seahawks-Redskins Live Blog, First Half

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For the first time in 13 years, a postseason game is set at FedEx Field.

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Cowboys-Redskins Live Blog, Second Half

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Tony Romo went full Romo for most of first quarter, derping out two Romoceptions, twice as many as he'd thrown the rest of December.

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Cowboys-Redskins Live Blog, First Half

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After a long afternoon of games in which the postseason fate of no more than one team playing could be decided, we have what is essentially a playoff contest this evening in the swirling winds of Raljon, Maryland.

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‘We Went From No Quarterbacks To So Many Quarterbacks”

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COOCH, when we drafted RGIII, I assumed it would be at least two years before the Burgundy and Gold returned to GLOREEE on Super Bowl Sundee.

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Your Monday Night Manningface

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The Giants were moving the ball, at least between the 20s, seemingly at will thoroughout the first half, but it was one of those games where a team dominates early but settles for field goals or squandered scoring opportunities outright.

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Giants-Redskins Live Blog, Second Half

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Vaginaface might take some time to get used to, but at least he's a less racist superfan for the Redskins than Chief Zee.

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Giants-Redskins Live Blog, First Half

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Even though it probably shouldn't matter since he already played before a larger national audience against Dallas on Thanksgiving, tonight is the first primetime game of Robert Griffin III's career, so expect that angle to be belabored.

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The Return Of Fan Fights – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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There wasn't much of a contest on the field at MetLife Stadium on Sunday, so fans in the upper reaches of the stands had to stage their own battle for New York State, replete with Zubaz, women punching and the finest that humanity has to offer (Jersey and Western New York chapters).

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Washington Redskins

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The Redskins went into last season envisioning John Beck as a starting quarterback.

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RGIII, We Hardly Knew Ye

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Robert Griffin III has officially signed his four-year, $21 million rookie contract with the Redskins, thus ending the brief period during which we could unreservedly appreciate his boundless enthusiasm and likeable personality.

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Don’t Sleep, Cooch – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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It's been a while since we checked in with noted Redskins fan tardfarts, the Dead Tree Crew.

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We Got A Reason To Go Back To Eastern Motors, COOCH

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It's been a spell since a member of the Redskins appeared in a spot for DC-area bucket dealers, Eastern Motors.

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Don’t Hurt Orakpo, Cooch – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Mike Shanahan drove his golf cart into the one that 'Skins linebacker/odd choice for Geico pitchman Brian Orakpo was riding during a tournament today at Trump National, which is touted as being in D.

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We Got Draft Songs, COOCH – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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The RGIII vanity plate craze now fully blog saturated, 'Skins fans are breaking out tribute songs for their presumptive first pick.

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Early Draft Winner: The Virginia DMV

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A couple weeks back, the Internet made HARFs at the Redskins fan who had already gotten an RGIII vanity plate for his car.


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