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Have You Tried The Wings, COOCH?

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No hover hands for Snyder and Shanny The Redskins brass has traveled to Waco for RGIII's pro day.

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Free Agentkkake Begins With ‘Skins Receiver Splurge (UPDATED)

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With the Redskins ostensibly hamstrung by the recent cap deduction, Washington has passed on big quarry like Vincent Jackson and is instead loading up on a bevy of no.

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Haw Haw, The Redskins Are Screwed

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Though the Offseason Champs surrendered a metric f*ck ton to move up to the second pick, the non-depressed contingent of D.

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Three Firsts And A Second For A Third

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The Offseason Champs do what they do best, which is make waves by gleefully surrendering a raft of future draft picks.

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LaRon Landry: Even More Freakishly Swole

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Redskins strong safety LaRon Landry has never been particularly good in coverage, but when it comes to being cartoonishly ripped, there's no better defensive back in the game.

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Make Us The HeadSkins, COOCH

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It's only took a decade or so, but repeated disappointment finally tempered the mania and inflated expectations of many D.

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Redskins Commit Five Fumbles: Four Football And One Red Flag

"Careful with the challenge flag, assistant cooch.

SEE YOU SUPER SUNDEE COOCH!

PUT IN GROSSMAN, COOCH!

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Reader Brendan sent in this flickr image of some of the Burgundy-and-Gold faithful who witnessed Michael Vick have his way with the Redskins on a nationally televised rape stand.

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The IceSkins Let Us Down Again, Cooch

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Cooch, I'm tellin' ya, I'm in agony this morning.

SEE YOU SUPER SUNDEE COOCH!

McNabb To Redskins

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For a second round pick and change.


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