SEIZURES

Chris Brown Had A Seizure, And It’s All Our Fault

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Oh boy, do we have some explaining to Chris Brown to do.

UTAH

Twilight’s vampire c-section scene causes seizures

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Twilight Breaking Dawn, the first half of the Snorkels the Vampire Fetus Saga, premiered last week and promptly earned a kajillion dollars, even inspiring some fans to try to drive to the theater drunk and on three tires (probably the coolest thing ever to be associated with Twilight).


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