Terry Richardson Did His Nerdy Glasses Thing With Selena Gomez

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Terry Richardson is a world-famous, 47-year old fashion photographer and he probably has <a href="http://terrysdiary.com">the best job in the world</a> for a guy.

#james franco

SXSW Photo Diary Part 1

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In the past I've done these photo diary posts for <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/07/comic-con-photo-diary-part-3" target="_blank">Comic-Con</a> and Sundance, so I thought, why not do another one for SXSW.

#james franco

Spring Breakers Review: Many f*cks spoken, few given

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Kool Aid & Nunchuks Spring Breakers may suffer from the high-expectations problem.

#emma stone

Welcome To ‘Fat Hollywood’, Deviant ART’s Huge Obsession With Obese Actresses

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If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them.

#james franco

Gas Up the Van: Spring Breakers has a restricted trailer

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James Franco and Harmony Korine made a movie about Disney Channel teenyboppers who get half naked and rob banks, and now it has a restricted trailer (slightly NSFW for the briefest of nipularity), and better believe I'm going to post it.

#james franco

Bikinis, Guns, James Franco: New Spring Breakers Trailer

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When James Franco and Kids writer Harmony Korine, who last collaborated together on an art project about <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/04/1st-footage-from-james-francos-bmx-knife-fight" target="_blank">naked gangster chicks</a> on BMXs, say they're working together on a teeny-bopper movie about sexy bank robbers starring a bunch of half-naked Disney Channel chicks, you know you're in for the best kind of dicknosing.

#Justin Bieber

Theory: Justin Bieber Is Using Chris Paul’s Son To Pick Up Girls At Clippers Games

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Last time we checked in on Chris Paul’s adorable young son, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/cp3-dunked-and-even-his-son-couldnt-believe-it">he was giving us a good laugh at his dad’s expense</a>, as CP3 asked him, “Who dunks.

#james franco

James Franco’s new band sounds hella James Franco-y

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James Franco is no stranger to music (or writing, or directing, or poetry, or video art, or invisible art, or male prostitution, or naked BMX biking.

#james franco

Vanessa Hudgens & Selena Gomez Finger Each Other in First Spring Breakers clip

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James Franco and Harmony Korine are best known for collaborating on visual art projects about <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/04/1st-footage-from-james-francos-bmx-knife-fight" target="_blank">naked cholo chicks riding BMXes</a> and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/05/james-franco-carved-brad-renfro-into-his-arm-for-art" target="_blank">carving "BRAD RENFRO"</a> into Franco's arm, so when it was <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/james-franco-harmony-korine-doing-a-selena-gomez-movie-my-dicknose-sense-is-tingling" target="_blank">announced</a> that they'd be working together on the very genre-seeming Spring Breakers, starring a bunch of Disney Channel teenyboppers as bikini bank robbers, needless to say, we were intrigued.

#Justin Bieber

The Teen Choice Awards Actually Got Sports Right, But Not Much Else

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The Teen Choice Awards took place last night in the fourth level of hell Los Angeles, and once again the big winners were the PR and marketing teams of Hollywood film and TV studios that busted their asses the hardest to make sure that people teenagers have never heard of inexplicably won awards.

#Justin Bieber

Tony Parker, Justin Bieber Used As Examples Of People We Want In Our Country

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Illinois representative Luis Gutierrez knows the secrets to arguing about important, real-life things on the Internet -- sarcasm, topicality and, if possible, Justin Bieber-related photoshops.

#Justin Bieber

NFL.com Finally Answers The Tim Tebow Question Nobody Has Been Asking

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I read through a lot of gossip sites and strange, random fan blogs each week, not because I want to actually know anything about the personal lives of fame-starved reality trolls, but because we like to make fun of really stupid stuff that people do.


MTV New Year’s Eve Special Adds Performers, Makes Me Feel Old

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MTV recently released a list of celebrities who will be appearing at its annual New Year's Eve celebration and holy crap I am 1000 years old and should just be cast off on an iceberg to die alone at sea so I no longer burden society.

#james franco

James Franco & Harmony Korine doing a Selena Gomez movie? My dicknose sense is tingling.

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Last time James Franco and Harmony Korine got together, they shot a film where James Franco <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/04/1st-footage-from-james-francos-bmx-knife-fight" target="_blank">BMX fights </a>a bunch of naked gangster chicks (see above).

#Justin Bieber

Oh Justin Bieber, You Are So Clever

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A month ago, I attended an event and may or may not have spoken with some Orlando Magic higher-ups who may or may not have informed me that before moving to Winnipeg, the Atlanta Thrashers were offered to Orlando.


10.20 The Cooler

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Vinese Ross 'The Dark Knight Rises' Prologue Attached To IMAX 'MI4' [NJ.com] The Periodic Table Of Swearing [BroBible] John Lennon's Tooth To Be Auctioned Off [Prefix] Tina Knowles Says Bey Craves Waffles & Knows What She Is Having [TUD] Lindsay Lohan Handcuffed At Hearing, Probation [...].

#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Rented Out The Staples Center to Watch Titanic

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Because you needed a reminder of why you’re a dick for giving your girlfriend cash on her birthday, pint-sized Canadian pop star Justin Bieber spoiled the bejesus out of his twin sister girlfriend Selena Gomez on Friday.

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