Posts Tagged: SELENA GOMEZ


Bikinis, Guns, James Franco: New Spring Breakers Trailer

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When James Franco and Kids writer Harmony Korine, who last collaborated together on an art project about <a href="" target="_blank">naked gangster chicks</a> on BMXs, say they're working together on a teeny-bopper movie about sexy bank robbers starring a bunch of half-naked Disney Channel chicks, you know you're in for the best kind of dicknosing.


Theory: Justin Bieber Is Using Chris Paul’s Son To Pick Up Girls At Clippers Games

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Last time we checked in on Chris Paul’s adorable young son, <a href="">he was giving us a good laugh at his dad’s expense</a>, as CP3 asked him, “Who dunks.


James Franco’s new band sounds hella James Franco-y

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James Franco is no stranger to music (or writing, or directing, or poetry, or video art, or invisible art, or male prostitution, or naked BMX biking.


Vanessa Hudgens & Selena Gomez Finger Each Other in First Spring Breakers clip

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James Franco and Harmony Korine are best known for collaborating on visual art projects about <a href="" target="_blank">naked cholo chicks riding BMXes</a> and <a href="" target="_blank">carving "BRAD RENFRO"</a> into Franco's arm, so when it was <a href="" target="_blank">announced</a> that they'd be working together on the very genre-seeming Spring Breakers, starring a bunch of Disney Channel teenyboppers as bikini bank robbers, needless to say, we were intrigued.


The Teen Choice Awards Actually Got Sports Right, But Not Much Else

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The Teen Choice Awards took place last night in the fourth level of hell Los Angeles, and once again the big winners were the PR and marketing teams of Hollywood film and TV studios that busted their asses the hardest to make sure that people teenagers have never heard of inexplicably won awards.


Tony Parker, Justin Bieber Used As Examples Of People We Want In Our Country

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Illinois representative Luis Gutierrez knows the secrets to arguing about important, real-life things on the Internet -- sarcasm, topicality and, if possible, Justin Bieber-related photoshops.

DENVER BRONCOS Finally Answers The Tim Tebow Question Nobody Has Been Asking

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I read through a lot of gossip sites and strange, random fan blogs each week, not because I want to actually know anything about the personal lives of fame-starved reality trolls, but because we like to make fun of really stupid stuff that people do.


MTV New Year’s Eve Special Adds Performers, Makes Me Feel Old

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MTV recently released a list of celebrities who will be appearing at its annual New Year's Eve celebration and holy crap I am 1000 years old and should just be cast off on an iceberg to die alone at sea so I no longer burden society.


James Franco & Harmony Korine doing a Selena Gomez movie? My dicknose sense is tingling.

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Last time James Franco and Harmony Korine got together, they shot a film where James Franco <a href="" target="_blank">BMX fights </a>a bunch of naked gangster chicks (see above).


Oh Justin Bieber, You Are So Clever

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A month ago, I attended an event and may or may not have spoken with some Orlando Magic higher-ups who may or may not have informed me that before moving to Winnipeg, the Atlanta Thrashers were offered to Orlando.

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Justin Bieber Rented Out The Staples Center to Watch Titanic

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Because you needed a reminder of why you’re a dick for giving your girlfriend cash on her birthday, pint-sized Canadian pop star Justin Bieber spoiled the bejesus out of his twin sister girlfriend Selena Gomez on Friday.


Justin Bieber: The Only Important Person In Professional Basketball

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From <a href="!/ludacris">Twitter</a>, where the right teenager can say "hamburger" and make it a Worldwide Trending Topic: And such is the aftermath of LudaDay Weekend, the Labor Day festivities at the Morehouse Forbes Arena in Atlanta featuring a charity basketball game championed by the black star of white movies and a 17-year old Canadian pop singer who looks like <a href="">Kim Darby circa True Grit</a> and commands more instant, teary-eyed response than any popular basketball player.


Aw, Poor George Lopez

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I've never particularly liked George Lopez, but he was gracious about moving from 11 p.


Nude Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez Statue Headed For Installation In Dallas

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Remember Daniel Edwards, the demented sculptor who dropped <a href="">a statue of Britney Spears giving birth</a> on humanity a few years ago.


Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga Dominate Social Media Day


This past weekend, while a few people were preparing to celebrate the 4th of July – whatever that stuff is all about – everyone who is anyone was busy honoring their online presence for an extended observance of Social Media Day.


‘My Voice Is My Passport’

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Disney star Selena Gomez is making the talk show rounds this week, promoting Ramona ad Beezus, her music, and general awareness of her now being legal.



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One interesting phenomena of the movie business is that if you can get a star attached to a project, a studio will pay you, no matter how dumb or half-assed the pitch is, even if the entirety of your idea is a stick figure drawn on a napkin in lipstick under the words "time machine.

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