CHINA

The ‘Automatic Sperm Extractor’ (Handjob Robot) Is Coming To Chinese Hospitals

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The hand job robot -- er, we mean "automatic sperm extractor" -- is now taking all comers at a hospital in Nanjing, China. (VIDEO)

10:23

Oh Sweet Irony: Homeopathic Remedies Recalled Because They Contained Medicine

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In the most deliciously ironic news of the day, the FDA has recalled several homeopathic remedies for containing real medicine.

DANIEL REGENYE

The Scourge Of SquAIDS: Town Gripped In Fear Of Squirrel AIDS Epidemic Prank

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It was only a matter of time before the SquAIDS came for us all. The Squaipocalypse has begun in New Jersey.

Crap

Kristen Stewart’s In A ‘Romantic’ Remake Of ‘1984’ With Jennifer Lawrence’s Boyfriend

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Kristen Stewart is poised to bite her bottom lip and stare blankly ahead in 'Equals', an adaptation of an adaptation of George Orwell's '1984'.

GOLF

Stop Whatever You’re Doing And Look At Stewart Cink’s Ghastly Uncle Fester Head

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Golfer Stewart Cink revealed his farmer's tan. The newsworthy part is that it's happening on the upper half of his head. Stewart Cink is Powder, you guys.

BABIES

Parents Of The Year Name Baby After A ‘Mass Effect’ Character

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2014 already has its Parents of the Year candidates in the couple who have a baby named after 'Mass Effect'.

#Comics

Holy Sh*t, Shia LaBeouf Even Plagiarized His Apology For Plagiarism

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You know that apology Shia LaBeouf tweeted for plagiarizing comic writer Daniel Clowes? Yep, he plagiarized that, too.

#Comics

‘I F–ked Up': Shia LaBeouf Apologizes For Plagiarizing Daniel Clowes, Twitter Responds

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Shia LaBeouf just apologized on Twitter for plagiarizing Daniel Clowes' comic, and the Twitter responses are glorious.

Crap

‘Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark': SyFy May Have Jumped The, Well, You Know

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Here's the first trailer for 'Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark', another movie trying to repeat the magic of 'Sharknado'.

5 POINT CAFE

Google Glass Banned From Restaurant After Glasshole Tries To Get Employee Fired

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Another restaurant has banned Google Glass after an incident with a network engineer, with both sides publicly arguing on Facebook.

#.lol

Local News Segment On Ghost Hunters Veers Cluelessly Into Video Game Trolling

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A local news station in Oklahoma conducted an interview with ghost hunters who are being trolled by a 'Portal' fan.

ANIME FESTIVAL ASIA

Cops Called Over Cosplayer’s Underboob. Did Somebody Say Underboob Appreciation Gallery?

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Some buzzkill prompted a police report over a cosplayer showing underboob in an accurate costume. Sounds like a good time for an underboob cosplay gallery.

Crap

SyFy’s Next ‘Sharknado’ Is Here. It’s The Trailer For ‘Avalanche Sharks’!

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Here's the first trailer for 'Avalanche Sharks', Syfy's latest faux sci-fi TV movie attempting to recreate the magic of 'Sharknado'.

CHARLIE HAGUE

This Elaborate ‘Hobbit House’ Has To Be Demolished Because Nobody Got A Building Permit

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A Hobbit house in Pembrokeshire, Wales, is slated for destruction due to lack of permits.

BAD IDEAS

There’s A ‘Hunger Games Camp’ In Florida, You Know, For Kids!

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"I don't want to kill you," one 12-year-old girl says to another. "I will probably kill you first," the other replies. This is the scene at Hunger Games Camp.

CHRIS PINE

A GIF Reaction To The Preacher Who Accused ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Of Promoting Bestiality

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Here is our GIF reaction to the radio show preacher who accused 'Star Trek Into Darkness' of promoting bestiality.

DAVID CHOKACHI

Step Aside ‘Pacific Rim’, The Trailer For ‘Atlantic Rim’ Is Here To Punch Our Monster

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Here's the first trailer for mockbuster 'Atlantic Rim', not to be confused with 'Pacific Rim' even though they have the same plot. The dialogue is amazing.

4D

‘Iron Man 3′ Going Smell-O-Vision In Japan

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'Iron Man 3' is going to be the first film screened in "4D" in Japan. Mmmm, smell the unbridled capitalism.

ADAM FOGELSEN

Universal Is Still Serious About That ‘Van Helsing’ Reboot

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Universal chairman Adam Fogelsen talks about the future of Universal, and it involves a reboot of 2004's 'Van Helsing' because of course it would.

CARTER BLANCHARD

Warner Is Serious About That ‘Spy Hunter’ Adaptation

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Warner has hired a writer for their adaptation 1983 video game 'Spy Hunter', the game with the oil slicks and earworm music.


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