PENIS JOKES

Groupon Is Fully Aware The ‘Banana Bunker’ Looks Like A Sex Toy, Thank You Very Much

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Groupon sold out of their "Banana Bunkers" with the help of a few internet penis jokes.

#Game of Thrones

Someone Has Finally Made The Iron Throne From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Using Hundreds Of Black Dildos

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UK bondage company Bondara created the prop which they are calling the "Rubber Throne".

#Selfies

There’s Now A Vibrator That Lets Women Take Selfies Inside Their Vaginas

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The Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator, the latest sex toy from British company Lovehoney, lets users take an entirely different kind of selfie.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

Someone’s Suing A Sex Toy Company For Its Faulty ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Lubricant

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That's too bad, because it would have made seeing the film on Valentine's Day that much easier.

SEX TOYS

Take A Tour Of A Fleshlight Factory With A Model Who Has Given Her Vagina To The World

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A model whose vagina has been used in making Fleshlights paid a visit to a factory that makes and packages the sex toys.

#Anna Kendrick

Watch Anna Kendrick And David Letterman Have A Delightfully Frank Discussion About Furry Dildos

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Anna Kendrick stopped by 'Letterman' to do some promotion for 'Into The Woods,' but the main topic of discussion was furry dildos.

SEX TOYS

Florida Twin Sisters Got Into A Brawl Because Of A Man And A Dildo

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Meanwhile in Florida, twin sisters got into a fight because of a dildo. Love you, Florida.

SEX TOYS

Kansas Is Auctioning Off Dildos And Vibrators To Help Boost Its Faltering Economy

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The state is hoping to recoup lost funds with a collection of sex toys. Hot!

SEX TOYS

Who’s Hungry? A Burger Joint In Denmark Is Adding Sex Toys To Its Menu.

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Copenhagen's Hot Buns restaurant will soon carry dildos, chains, and whips.

sexual harassment

Kid Rock Issued Two Profanity-Laced Responses Regarding His Infamous Glass Dildo

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Kid Rock finally responded to that whole mess with the glass dildo, Insane Clown Posse and a sexual harassment lawsuit.

SEX TOYS

100% True Story: A Scottish Woman Had A Sex Toy Stuck In Her Vagina For Ten Years

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This story is basically the antidote to the '50 Shades of Grey' trailer going around.

SEX TOYS

This New Gun Safety PSA Features Children Playing With Their Moms’ Dildos

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The gun safety advocacy group Evolve is certainly going to get people talking with this PSA that has two kids fighting with sex toys.

the government has better things to do

A Georgia Woman Is Suing Over A City Ordinance That Requires A Prescription To Buy Sex Toys

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City officials in Sandy Springs passed a law to require prescriptions for sex toys, and businesses and people are not happy about it.

Technology

Introducing The Autoblow 2: The Machine That Will **** Your ****

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In what all the major news outlets are calling the story of the century, some guy named Brian invented a second electric BJ machine.

SEX TOYS

Belle Knox Is Bummed Over Duke Losing To Mercer, Offers Free Sex Toys To Duke Basketball Players

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Duke porn star Belle Knox is sad that her team lost, so she offers her sex toys to the team for free.

STRIPPER

Duke Porn Star Belle Knox Takes The Next Logical Step With Stripping At A NYC Strip Club

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Belle Knox heads to NYC to give an empowering strip club show set for fans and anyone else that enjoys a naked lady.

#Star Wars

These ‘Star Wars’-Themed Sex Toys Will Have You Feeling The Force In No Time

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See what C-3PO, R2-D2, a Stormtrooper, and Darth Vader would look like as vibrators.

TASHA'S REIGNBOW PONY PLUG

Adult Film Actress Tasha Reign is Selling Horse-Tail Butt Plugs for Bronies

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Today I was sitting in my favorite coffee shop, munching a bagel and sipping a coffee, when an email landed in my inbox publicizing adult film actress Tasha Reign, she of "Baby Loves a Big Dick," "Big Tit Cream Pie 12," and "Them's Some Sexy Titties," among other titles; and her new line of adult toys.

#Marvel

‘Avengers’-Themed Sex Toys Are The Perfect Fictional Present For Your Lover

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Check out a line of a sex toys, based on characters from Marvel's the Avengers.


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