Posts Tagged: Shaquille O’Neal

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A Dynasty Of Morning Links

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Links Shaq Talks About The Moment The Lakers Dynasty Died - Stupid Deadspin, always getting the exclusives.

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Shaq And His Sleazy Former Computer Guy Are Trying To Ruin Each Other

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While I was eating lunch today I read <a href="http://www.miaminewtimes.com/content/printVersion/3059051/">this gigantic bombshell report by the Miami New Times</a> on the on-going war between Shaquille O'Neal and his former IT guy, Shawn Darling, and it's just WHOA.

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Policeman Shaq Is Adorable, A Total Liar

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Shaquille O'Neal should be able to get any job in the world.

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She Won’t Marry You, But She Thanks You For Being A Friend

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/shaqface.jpg"> Heartbreaking tale of love and loss featuring two of America's favorite senior citizens. Shaquille O'Neal is going to have the best retirement. He's completing a Filmmaking Conservatory at the New York Film Academy (at Universal Studios), he's going to end up professionally wrestling somebody at somebody's Wrestlemania and he's filming Tim And Eric-style comedy vignettes about wanting to marry Betty White. In the video above, Shaq hangs with the legendary lady of comedy by making Jim Halpert face at the camera while she tries to act and be funny. That's what's so great about Shaq, he's got rap albums and video games and movies and television shows and none of them are any GOOD, but he's got the all, and he's going to keep making more. Look at that face. Maybe this is is the video they were talking about when TMZ said Shaq <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/06/shaq-has-a-posse-mobile-assault-team">had a sex tape and was being blackmailed</a>.

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Yes, Watching The Trailer For ‘Jack And Jill’ Is Just Like Watching Your Daughter Get Tag-Teamed On Film

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The first time I saw the trailer for Jack And Jill -- a movie in which Adam Sandler plays a Los Angeles man AND his obnoxious sister from the Bronx, co-starring Al Pacino, Katie Holmes, Dana Carvey, Regis Philbin and Shaquille O'Neal -- I thought it was a joke.

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Shaq Has a Posse, Mobile Assault Team

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Try not to make the same face Shaq is making when you read this next sentence: Seven gang members allegedly kidnapped, beat up and robbed a record industry scout who claimed to have security cam footage of Shaquille O'Neal having sex with women other than his wife.

GRUMPY OLD MEN

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Is Gonna Be Mad

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On this week's episode of pissed off former professional athletes, Los Angeles Lakers legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has been a busy man lately, what with promoting his documentary, <a href="http://newsone.com/entertainment/sports-entertainment/cdixon/kareem-abdul-jabbar-produces-documentary-for-black-history-month/">On the Shoulders of Giants</a>, which is about the Harlem Rens and their trials and tribulations as one of, if not the, first all-black basketball teams.

DAVID STERN

Remembering A Video Game Classic: Shaq Fu

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Of course Shaquille O'Neal officially retired from the NBA yesterday.

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You Can Stop the Reign

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Middle school is officially over: Shaquille O'Neal is retiring.

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Shaquille O’Neal Announces His Retirement On Twitter, Twitter Reacts To Shaq’s Retirement

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Oh this is kind of a sad day now -- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball's loveable giant, a true original in the world of professional sports, announced his retirement this afternoon, <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/SHAQ/statuses/75996821360615425">on Twitter</a>, of course.

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At Least Kobe Isn’t Rapping Again

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Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant has found his way back to the rap world, and yes I checked to make sure I spelled rap, rapper and rapping correctly for each use.

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Shaq: Worst Talk Show Guest Ever

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Here's Boston Celtics big man Shaquille O'Neal on Letterman from earlier in the week, and it reaffirms everything I've generalized with regard to athlete interviews: they're boring.

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Shaq Channels Nancy Kerrigan After Fine

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Shaquielle O'Neal was fined $35,000 for his comments on the poor officiating from the Celtics' 86-78 loss to Orlando on Christmas Day.

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Shaq Channels His Inner Bob Cobb

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As the Boston Celtics continue to steamroll their competition with 13-consecutive wins and the second best record in the NBA at 22-4, Shaquille O’Neal is still working on his campaign to be the most beloved figure in Boston sports.

BOSTON CELTICS

Doc Rivers Is ‘The Ebonic Phil Jackson’

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From the NBA's Department Of Left-Handed Compliments comes this submission from Shaquille O'Neal, who is in the midst of his first season with the Boston Celtics.

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Shaquille O’Neal Had A Nice Halloween

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I don’t really have a reason for disliking Shaquille O’Neal other than his constant criticism of my beautiful home of Orlando, Florida, or the way he burns bridges for the sake of his own amusement NBA public relations and marketing, and even though I’m going to watch him and the Boston Celtics poop on my Orlando Magic four times this season, I just can’t help but like the Big Goofball.

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Shaq’s Boston Love Parade Continues

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Since signing a two-year deal to play for the Boston Celtics, Shaquille O'Neal has been on a rampage through New England, proving to Celtics fans that he's still just a lovable, goofy guy, and not a guy who has burned bridges with every team that he's previously played for.

BOSTON CELTICS

Shaq’s Whole Career Has Been NBA PR

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Boston Celtics center and desperate bridge rebuilder Shaquille O’Neal made a personal appearance at a downtown Orlando 24-Hour Fitness recently, and he took some time to explain to local media that he doesn’t actually have anything against Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard.

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Shaq Denies Being Computer Friendly

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Boston Celtics fame whore Shaquille O’Neal is being sued by a former employee for computer hacking, destroying evidence and framing him for criminal activity.

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Shaq Just Wants Boston To Love Him

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When Shaquille O’Neal signed with the Boston Celtics for a two-year contract to presumably close out his career, it marked the sixth team that he would play for in his illustrious career as one of the most dominant centers in the game.


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