We all saw it.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
I'm not sure exactly when Americans became cynics.
<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/05/how-could-things-be-worse-for-the-magic-hiring-shaquille-oneal-as-the-gm">As we discussed yesterday</a>, people were a bit perplexed when TNT NBA analyst Shaquille O’Neal was suddenly mentioned as a candidate for the vacant Orlando Magic GM position, because he’d spent the last decade completely pissing all over the franchise that drafted him No.
Have you heard the one about the superstar free agent center who left his team, citing myriad problems within the organization as well as his desire to leave behind a “small pond” market for stardom, and then spent the next decade constantly ripping that team at any chance he got for no good reason, ultimately focusing on its new superstar center, who admired and idolized him enough that he used the same nickname, with an inexplicable vitriol that was later passed off as “all in good fun”, eventually finding himself out of the media spotlight when his career ended, only to use that once-again-hurting franchise to make people talk about him, because, hey, what’s a river of bad blood beneath a burned bridge anyway.
Those of you who frequent FilmDrunk know that I have <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/who-the-heck-are-these-guys-the-filmdrunk-guide-to-happy-madison">a strange fascination with Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison crew</a>, in that I don’t know how – other than riding on the very worn down coattails of Sandler’s career – these guys keep pumping out films.
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Shaq is about to get his doctorate and become Dr.
This photo of Shaq throwing a girl into a fiery pit or lifting up a Best Buy employee was taken on a Mac, according to my favorite photo sharing website, <a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/1r9X4">Imgur</a>.
Last summer, while both the NFL and NBA were locked out, I questioned why more athletes <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/08/the-best-athletes-and-other-stars-from-the-2011-teen-choice-awards#page/1">weren’t attending the Teen Choice Awards</a> to try and gain a little favor from the public.
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/shaquille-oneal">Shaquille O'Neal</a> will be taking up space in the Staples Center again next season.
Maybe it's the fact <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/dwight-howard" target="_blank">Dwight Howard</a> is the star player at center for the Orlando Magic.
NBA fans pining for Ricky Rubio to toss an off-the-backboard alley-oop to Blake Griffin may get their wish granted well before the Spanish point guard ever becomes an All Star.
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/kobe-byrant" target="_blank">Kobe Bryant's</a> rocky relationship with the City of Brotherly Love took another interesting turn last night.
Back when I was the editor of my student newspaper in college, I drew the ire and attention of the local chapter of the National Organization of Women after I wrote a harmless entertainment editorial about how the James Bond franchise should be celebrated for creating empowering characters in the Bond girls.
Ashley Sky Porn Actress Tori Black Arrested After Breast Milk Fight [Film Drunk] Pat Sajak: I Hosted 'Wheel Of Fortune' Drunk [Warming Glow] Megaupload Founder Kim Dotcom Preps Album [Rolling Stone] Teenage Girl Calls Cops To Report Mom Having Loud Sex [MSN] A-Trak’s 10 Favorite [...].
I ran into Charles Barkley at a bar in Orlando on my 30th birthday a few years back, as he was in town for the NBA playoffs, and I had two of my paid escorts attractive lady friends approach him and ask if he’d take a picture with me for my birthday and he said no.
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If you don't like pro wrestling, you may not understand the near-constant, terrible game of mental chess going on in the heads of its fans.
Hey there, With Leather reader, were you one of the lucky, forthright individuals who thought a hologram-embedded band could be scientifically proven to enhance balance, flexibility and strength because Shaq and Drew Brees and some tennis players said so.
Welcome to another installment of Wild Card Wednesday, as I try to cram together all of the awesome, random things that we've been missing out on in favor of the big stories and half-naked Marisa Miller.