VINCE CARTER

‘Indie Basketball’ Combines Our Love Of The NBA, Indie Music And Puns

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People send and Tweet a lot of links to me each week and the results range from tame and general to bizarre and borderline terrifying, but every now and then somebody shows me something that just makes me giggle with delight, and that’s good for everyone.

STEVE HARVEY

Good Answer, Good Answer /Side-Eye

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There is no way Family Feud wrote this question thinking nobody would say "penis".

TATTOOS

Morning Links: This Guy Slept With Shaq And Really Wants You To Know About It

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Here's the explanation for why a guy would get "I SLEPT WITH SHAQ" tattooed across his face, in case you don't know about "gonzo journalism".

VIDEOS

Kobe Bryant Talks Retirement, The Rape Case, Shaq & Phil Jackson

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The warm summer sun and Olympic scrimmages must do wonders for the always tense beast that is Kobe Bryant.

#Viral Videos

Get Ready For Viral Videos About Kittens, Courtesy Of Shaq

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Do you like viral videos, especially ones about baby kittens named 'Little Noodles' palling around with guinea pigs.

VIDEOS

In Case You Forgot, Here’s The Best Big Man-On-Big Man Dunk Ever

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Let the record show the 1996 NBA All Star Game was by far one of the Association's most memorable.

VIDEOS

6 Other Players Not Named Isiah Thomas Who Could’ve Made The Dream Team

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In light of the 90-minute marvel that was <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2012/06/watch-the-dream-team-documentary">NBA TV's "Dream Team" documentary</a>, Isiah Thomas took <a href="https://twitter.com/iamisiahthomas/status/213095539301036034">to Twitter and stated</a>: "Today, like all Americans, I congratulate the Dream Team on their anniversary.

WILT CHAMBERLAIN

ROFLMNBAO: The Long, Fashionable History Of Ridiculous Glasses In The NBA

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With the table now set for the NBA Finals, as the Miami Heat will take on the Oklahoma City Thunder starting tomorrow night at 9 PM, I wanted to address a very important topic before we get all analytical on your asses.

Shaquille O'Neal

Shaq Can't Be The Orlando Magic GM Because His Movie Career Is Taking Off Again

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/05/how-could-things-be-worse-for-the-magic-hiring-shaquille-oneal-as-the-gm">As we discussed yesterday</a>, people were a bit perplexed when TNT NBA analyst Shaquille O’Neal was suddenly mentioned as a candidate for the vacant Orlando Magic GM position, because he’d spent the last decade completely pissing all over the franchise that drafted him No.

THINGS THAT WON'T HAPPEN

How Could Things Be Worse For The Magic? Hiring Shaquille O'Neal As The GM

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Have you heard the one about the superstar free agent center who left his team, citing myriad problems within the organization as well as his desire to leave behind a “small pond” market for stardom, and then spent the next decade constantly ripping that team at any chance he got for no good reason, ultimately focusing on its new superstar center, who admired and idolized him enough that he used the same nickname, with an inexplicable vitriol that was later passed off as “all in good fun”, eventually finding himself out of the media spotlight when his career ended, only to use that once-again-hurting franchise to make people talk about him, because, hey, what’s a river of bad blood beneath a burned bridge anyway.

YOU GOT MOVIE NEWS IN MY SPORTS

Why Wouldn't Shaq Join Adam Sandler's Happy Madison Crew?

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Those of you who frequent FilmDrunk know that I have <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/who-the-heck-are-these-guys-the-filmdrunk-guide-to-happy-madison">a strange fascination with Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison crew</a>, in that I don’t know how – other than riding on the very worn down coattails of Sandler’s career – these guys keep pumping out films.

#south park

3.30 The Cooler

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Natasha Statia 10 Secret Confessions Of The 2012 Gold-Digger [Vibe Vixen] Shaq Denies Dumping Hoopz [Hello Beautiful] Trina Follows In Nicki Minaj's Footsteps With "Outer Space" [Bark+Bite] Spotify Launches Music Apps with Def Jam & Others [Stupid Dope] Worst Album Covers of All Time [Tastebuds] Let’s [...].

Shaquille O'Neal

Morning Links Presented By Shaq's Mac Attack

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This photo of Shaq throwing a girl into a fiery pit or lifting up a Best Buy employee was taken on a Mac, according to my favorite photo sharing website, <a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/1r9X4">Imgur</a>.

#MLB

Just How Athletes Should Be Honored… By The Cartoon Network

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Last summer, while both the NFL and NBA were locked out, I questioned why more athletes <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/08/the-best-athletes-and-other-stars-from-the-2011-teen-choice-awards#page/1">weren’t attending the Teen Choice Awards</a> to try and gain a little favor from the public.

SPORTS

Lakers To Retire Shaquille O’Neal’s Jersey

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/shaquille-oneal">Shaquille O'Neal</a> will be taking up space in the Staples Center again next season.

Spotlight

Pot, Meet Kettle: Shaq Calls Dwight Howard Leaving Orlando A “Travesty”

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Maybe it's the fact <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/dwight-howard" target="_blank">Dwight Howard</a> is the star player at center for the Orlando Magic.

Spotlight

This Year’s NBA Rookie-Sophomore Challenge To Feature An Innovative Twist

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NBA fans pining for Ricky Rubio to toss an off-the-backboard alley-oop to Blake Griffin may get their wish granted well before the Spanish point guard ever becomes an All Star.


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