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6 Other Players Not Named Isiah Thomas Who Could’ve Made The Dream Team

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In light of the 90-minute marvel that was <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2012/06/watch-the-dream-team-documentary">NBA TV's "Dream Team" documentary</a>, Isiah Thomas took <a href="https://twitter.com/iamisiahthomas/status/213095539301036034">to Twitter and stated</a>: "Today, like all Americans, I congratulate the Dream Team on their anniversary.

WILT CHAMBERLAIN

ROFLMNBAO: The Long, Fashionable History Of Ridiculous Glasses In The NBA

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With the table now set for the NBA Finals, as the Miami Heat will take on the Oklahoma City Thunder starting tomorrow night at 9 PM, I wanted to address a very important topic before we get all analytical on your asses.

Shaquille O'Neal

Shaq Can't Be The Orlando Magic GM Because His Movie Career Is Taking Off Again

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/05/how-could-things-be-worse-for-the-magic-hiring-shaquille-oneal-as-the-gm">As we discussed yesterday</a>, people were a bit perplexed when TNT NBA analyst Shaquille O’Neal was suddenly mentioned as a candidate for the vacant Orlando Magic GM position, because he’d spent the last decade completely pissing all over the franchise that drafted him No.

THINGS THAT WON'T HAPPEN

How Could Things Be Worse For The Magic? Hiring Shaquille O'Neal As The GM

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Have you heard the one about the superstar free agent center who left his team, citing myriad problems within the organization as well as his desire to leave behind a “small pond” market for stardom, and then spent the next decade constantly ripping that team at any chance he got for no good reason, ultimately focusing on its new superstar center, who admired and idolized him enough that he used the same nickname, with an inexplicable vitriol that was later passed off as “all in good fun”, eventually finding himself out of the media spotlight when his career ended, only to use that once-again-hurting franchise to make people talk about him, because, hey, what’s a river of bad blood beneath a burned bridge anyway.

YOU GOT MOVIE NEWS IN MY SPORTS

Why Wouldn't Shaq Join Adam Sandler's Happy Madison Crew?

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Those of you who frequent FilmDrunk know that I have <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/who-the-heck-are-these-guys-the-filmdrunk-guide-to-happy-madison">a strange fascination with Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison crew</a>, in that I don’t know how – other than riding on the very worn down coattails of Sandler’s career – these guys keep pumping out films.

#south park

3.30 The Cooler

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Natasha Statia 10 Secret Confessions Of The 2012 Gold-Digger [Vibe Vixen] Shaq Denies Dumping Hoopz [Hello Beautiful] Trina Follows In Nicki Minaj's Footsteps With "Outer Space" [Bark+Bite] Spotify Launches Music Apps with Def Jam & Others [Stupid Dope] Worst Album Covers of All Time [Tastebuds] Let’s [...].

Shaquille O'Neal

Morning Links Presented By Shaq's Mac Attack

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This photo of Shaq throwing a girl into a fiery pit or lifting up a Best Buy employee was taken on a Mac, according to my favorite photo sharing website, <a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/1r9X4">Imgur</a>.

#MLB

Just How Athletes Should Be Honored… By The Cartoon Network

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Last summer, while both the NFL and NBA were locked out, I questioned why more athletes <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/08/the-best-athletes-and-other-stars-from-the-2011-teen-choice-awards#page/1">weren’t attending the Teen Choice Awards</a> to try and gain a little favor from the public.

SPORTS

Lakers To Retire Shaquille O’Neal’s Jersey

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/shaquille-oneal">Shaquille O'Neal</a> will be taking up space in the Staples Center again next season.

Spotlight

Pot, Meet Kettle: Shaq Calls Dwight Howard Leaving Orlando A “Travesty”

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Maybe it's the fact <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/dwight-howard" target="_blank">Dwight Howard</a> is the star player at center for the Orlando Magic.

Spotlight

This Year’s NBA Rookie-Sophomore Challenge To Feature An Innovative Twist

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NBA fans pining for Ricky Rubio to toss an off-the-backboard alley-oop to Blake Griffin may get their wish granted well before the Spanish point guard ever becomes an All Star.

VIDEOS

Kobe Bryant Passes Shaquille O’Neal To Become Fifth All-Time Leading Scorer

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/kobe-byrant" target="_blank">Kobe Bryant's</a> rocky relationship with the City of Brotherly Love took another interesting turn last night.

#NFL

Darren Rovell Is A Gentleman And The Best Of The Playboy Super Bowl Party

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Back when I was the editor of my student newspaper in college, I drew the ire and attention of the local chapter of the National Organization of Women after I wrote a harmless entertainment editorial about how the James Bond franchise should be celebrated for creating empowering characters in the Bond girls.

TORI BLACK

1.26 The Cooler

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Ashley Sky Porn Actress Tori Black Arrested After Breast Milk Fight [Film Drunk] Pat Sajak: I Hosted 'Wheel Of Fortune' Drunk [Warming Glow] Megaupload Founder Kim Dotcom Preps Album [Rolling Stone] Teenage Girl Calls Cops To Report Mom Having Loud Sex [MSN] A-Trak’s 10 Favorite [...].

#BILL HADER

Dear Saturday Night Live, Please Stop Making Us Hate Charles Barkley

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I ran into Charles Barkley at a bar in Orlando on my 30th birthday a few years back, as he was in town for the NBA playoffs, and I had two of my paid escorts attractive lady friends approach him and ask if he’d take a picture with me for my birthday and he said no.

UNCLE LUKE

12.23 The Cooler

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Congressman Regrets Knocking Michelle Obama's "Large Posterior" [CBS] Shaq Will Compete At Wrestlemania [With Leather] Kid Rock, Detroit Church Donate Gifts To Needy [AP] Chicago Dealership Is Offering Free Cars if Bears Shut Out the Packers [LBS] Holiday Myths Debunked [CNN] Ranking Musicians by How [...].

#PRO WRESTLING

Report: Shaq Will Compete At Wrestlemania

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If you don't like pro wrestling, you may not understand the near-constant, terrible game of mental chess going on in the heads of its fans.


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