Posts Tagged: Shaquille O’Neal

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‘DAYS OF OUR LIVES’/SHAQ TRADE MASH-UP

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I still maintain that Shaquille O'Neal is useless if you need anything more than a great quote or a doorstop, so it's good to see that something worthwhile has finally come from his trade to the Suns: a press conference featuring Steve Kerr, Mike D'Antonio, Shawn Marion, and Shaq.

ANNOUNCERS

THEY SHOULD MAKE THIS A SHOW

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Athletes with gigantic personalities should have public catfights way more often.

LOS ANGELES LAKERS

PHOENIX POLICE GET OLD, TALL OFFICER

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The big news overnight, except for those really boring election results only lamers care about, is the pending deal to send decrepit star center Shaquille O'Neal to the Suns in exchange for Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks.

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SHAQ IS 900% BETTER THAN YOU

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Pat <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/7748524/Riley-says-Shaq-deserves-All-Star-role" title="FOX Sports" target="_blank">Riley thinks Shaquille O'Neal should be invited to the NBA All-Star Game</a> in New Orleans:"He's going to be part of the All-Star festivities specifically to raise money," Riley said.

LOS ANGELES LAKERS

SHAQUILLE O’NEAL IS STAYING BUSY

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Occasional Miami Heat center Shaquille O'Neal got divorced before the NBA season began, and as you can imagine the introverted Shaq has spent a lot of time alone at home in quiet introspection.

LOS ANGELES LAKERS

I GUESS SHAQ IS GETTING DIVORCED

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Everyone else is talking about how Shaquille O'Neal is getting divorced, so I guess should mention that <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/459/story/225735.html" target="_blank">Shaquille O'Neal is getting divorced</a>.

ANDRE AGASSI

SHAQ ENJOYED VEGAS HOOKERS?

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A Las Vegas hooker was <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/06152007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm" target="_blank">recorded telling undercover cops</a> that her girls had enjoyed the company of high-powered clientele like Bill Clinton and Shaquille O'Neal.

DWIGHT HOWARD

SHAQ CAN DO THE ALIEN

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The Eastern Conference All-Stars let off some steam at practice yesterday by cutting the rug at center court to the delight of the fans.

FAT FUCKS

OFFICER SHAQ BUSTING HEADS AGAIN

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<a href="http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/sports/16568854.htm" target="_blank">Shaq's at it again</a>: Emmnueo Cibrin, 18, veered into O'Neal's parked 2007 Cadillac Escalade [at 4 a.

INDIANA PACERS

SHAQ’S FAT ASS IS BACK ON THE COURT

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The Miami Heat (19-23) finally got Grimace Shaquille O'Neal back in the lineup after a 35-game absence, but still blew a twenty-point third-quarter lead to <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=270124011" target="_blank">lose to the Pacers 96-94</a>.

DWIGHT HOWARD

NBA FANS ARE DUMB

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Today the NBA released the first wave of results of the fan balloting for the All-Star Game, and -- as usual -- <a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/basketball/magic/orl-bk-allstarvotes,0,6480536.story?coll=orl-magic" target="_blank">people are stupid</a>.

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SHAQ IS KIND OF A WIENER

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Miami blogger and all-around malcontent <a href="http://whitedade.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">White Dade</a> -- last seen <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/college-football/when-bloggers-and-fathers-collide-164999.php" target="_blank">clashing with</a>, then later befriending, the father of FSU Cowgirl-cum-SI columnist Jenn Sterger -- had a run-in with Shaquille O'Neal while lifting weights, and it turns out that Shaq is <a href="http://whitedade.blogspot.com/2006/10/hey-shaq-how-bout-rerack.html" target="_blank">That Guy at the gym</a>:At the end of each set, instead of placing the weights down like a normal person would, Shaq not only slammed them but did so with such force that they bounced up and knocked other weights off the rack.

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Shaq’s Team of Marshalls Will F You Up

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It wasn't exactly huge news at the time, but about a year and a half ago Shaquille O'Neal was <a href="http://www.usmarshals.gov/district/va-w/news/chron/2005/030305.htm" target="_blank">deputized as an honorary U.S. Marshall</a>, specifically to serve as the public face of the Safe Surfin' Foundation:Sheriff Mike Brown, whose agency heads Operation Blue Ridge Thunder, one of the premier task forces formed to combat internet sexual predators who target America’s children, was instrumental in aligning Shaq to be the national spokesperson.


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