Wild Card Wednesday: Hooters Loves Matt Leinart, Celebs Love UFC, And Zhou Lulu!

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Welcome to another installment of Wild Card Wednesday, as I try to cram together all of the awesome, random things that we've been missing out on in favor of the big stories and half-naked Marisa Miller.

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A Dynasty Of Morning Links


Links Shaq Talks About The Moment The Lakers Dynasty Died - Stupid Deadspin, always getting the exclusives.


Shaq Talks About The Moment The Lakers Dynasty Died

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Low key, the Shaq/Kobe era was one of the greatest and most debate-inducing in basketball history.

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Shaq And His Sleazy Former Computer Guy Are Trying To Ruin Each Other

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While I was eating lunch today I read <a href="http://www.miaminewtimes.com/content/printVersion/3059051/">this gigantic bombshell report by the Miami New Times</a> on the on-going war between Shaquille O'Neal and his former IT guy, Shawn Darling, and it's just WHOA.

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Policeman Shaq Is Adorable, A Total Liar

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Shaquille O'Neal should be able to get any job in the world.


She Won’t Marry You, But She Thanks You For Being A Friend


<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/shaqface.jpg"> Heartbreaking tale of love and loss featuring two of America's favorite senior citizens. Shaquille O'Neal is going to have the best retirement. He's completing a Filmmaking Conservatory at the New York Film Academy (at Universal Studios), he's going to end up professionally wrestling somebody at somebody's Wrestlemania and he's filming Tim And Eric-style comedy vignettes about wanting to marry Betty White. In the video above, Shaq hangs with the legendary lady of comedy by making Jim Halpert face at the camera while she tries to act and be funny. That's what's so great about Shaq, he's got rap albums and video games and movies and television shows and none of them are any GOOD, but he's got the all, and he's going to keep making more. Look at that face. Maybe this is is the video they were talking about when TMZ said Shaq <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/06/shaq-has-a-posse-mobile-assault-team">had a sex tape and was being blackmailed</a>.

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Yes, Watching The Trailer For ‘Jack And Jill’ Is Just Like Watching Your Daughter Get Tag-Teamed On Film


The first time I saw the trailer for Jack And Jill -- a movie in which Adam Sandler plays a Los Angeles man AND his obnoxious sister from the Bronx, co-starring Al Pacino, Katie Holmes, Dana Carvey, Regis Philbin and Shaquille O'Neal -- I thought it was a joke.


Shaquille O’Neal Reportedly Set To Join Turner Sports

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And with one tweet from <a href="http://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/89841971060944896">Darren Rovell</a>, the world's greatest post game show (and top three pregame) just got that much better.

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Shaq Has a Posse, Mobile Assault Team


Try not to make the same face Shaq is making when you read this next sentence: Seven gang members allegedly kidnapped, beat up and robbed a record industry scout who claimed to have security cam footage of Shaquille O'Neal having sex with women other than his wife.


And Now It’s Official: Shaquille O’Neal’s Retirement Press Conference

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Witty and charismatic as ever, today Shaq officially announced his retirement from the NBA.

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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Is Gonna Be Mad

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On this week's episode of pissed off former professional athletes, Los Angeles Lakers legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has been a busy man lately, what with promoting his documentary, <a href="http://newsone.com/entertainment/sports-entertainment/cdixon/kareem-abdul-jabbar-produces-documentary-for-black-history-month/">On the Shoulders of Giants</a>, which is about the Harlem Rens and their trials and tribulations as one of, if not the, first all-black basketball teams.

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Remembering A Video Game Classic: Shaq Fu

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Of course Shaquille O'Neal officially retired from the NBA yesterday.

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You Can Stop the Reign

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Middle school is officially over: Shaquille O'Neal is retiring.


Shaquille O’Neal Announces His Retirement On Twitter, Twitter Reacts To Shaq’s Retirement


Oh this is kind of a sad day now -- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball's loveable giant, a true original in the world of professional sports, announced his retirement this afternoon, <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/SHAQ/statuses/75996821360615425">on Twitter</a>, of course.


The Diesel Runs Out Of Fuel: Shaquille O’Neal Retires

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After a long and storied career, Shaquille O'Neal has decided to call it quits on his basketball career.

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5.20 The Cooler

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<a href="http://vibe.com/posts/nicki-minaj-doesnt-mind-us-talking-about-her-ass"> Whitney Nicki Minaj Doesn't Mind Us Talking About Her Ass <a href="http://vibe.com/posts/nicki-minaj-doesnt-mind-us-talking-about-her-ass">[Vibe]</a> Is Locomotive Curt the Next Big White Boy Rapper.

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At Least Kobe Isn’t Rapping Again

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Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant has found his way back to the rap world, and yes I checked to make sure I spelled rap, rapper and rapping correctly for each use.


Biggie Smalls & Shaq: A Larger Than Life Friendship

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/01/revisiting-the-notorious-bigs-my-downfall"> Whenever September 13 or March 9 roll around, it has become custom to expect a slew of articles, videos and everything in between paying respect to Hip Hop's fallen giants: Tupac Shakur and <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/the-notorious-big">Biggie Smalls</a>.

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1.7 The Cooler

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Karen La Colombiana The 11 Best (And One Worst) Jay-Z and Kanye West Collaborations [PopEater] Ryan Leslie's Stolen Laptop Found, Man Set To Claim $1 Million Reward [HHW] The Growing Cult Of Cassie [Guardian] Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Sued For Fight That Happened 11 [...].

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Shaq: Worst Talk Show Guest Ever


Here's Boston Celtics big man Shaquille O'Neal on Letterman from earlier in the week, and it reaffirms everything I've generalized with regard to athlete interviews: they're boring.

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