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Policeman Shaq Is Adorable, A Total Liar

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Shaquille O'Neal should be able to get any job in the world.

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She Won’t Marry You, But She Thanks You For Being A Friend

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/shaqface.jpg"> Heartbreaking tale of love and loss featuring two of America's favorite senior citizens. Shaquille O'Neal is going to have the best retirement. He's completing a Filmmaking Conservatory at the New York Film Academy (at Universal Studios), he's going to end up professionally wrestling somebody at somebody's Wrestlemania and he's filming Tim And Eric-style comedy vignettes about wanting to marry Betty White. In the video above, Shaq hangs with the legendary lady of comedy by making Jim Halpert face at the camera while she tries to act and be funny. That's what's so great about Shaq, he's got rap albums and video games and movies and television shows and none of them are any GOOD, but he's got the all, and he's going to keep making more. Look at that face. Maybe this is is the video they were talking about when TMZ said Shaq <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/06/shaq-has-a-posse-mobile-assault-team">had a sex tape and was being blackmailed</a>.

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Yes, Watching The Trailer For ‘Jack And Jill’ Is Just Like Watching Your Daughter Get Tag-Teamed On Film

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The first time I saw the trailer for Jack And Jill -- a movie in which Adam Sandler plays a Los Angeles man AND his obnoxious sister from the Bronx, co-starring Al Pacino, Katie Holmes, Dana Carvey, Regis Philbin and Shaquille O'Neal -- I thought it was a joke.

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Shaquille O’Neal Reportedly Set To Join Turner Sports

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And with one tweet from <a href="http://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/89841971060944896">Darren Rovell</a>, the world's greatest post game show (and top three pregame) just got that much better.

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Shaq Has a Posse, Mobile Assault Team

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Try not to make the same face Shaq is making when you read this next sentence: Seven gang members allegedly kidnapped, beat up and robbed a record industry scout who claimed to have security cam footage of Shaquille O'Neal having sex with women other than his wife.

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And Now It’s Official: Shaquille O’Neal’s Retirement Press Conference

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Witty and charismatic as ever, today Shaq officially announced his retirement from the NBA.

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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Is Gonna Be Mad

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On this week's episode of pissed off former professional athletes, Los Angeles Lakers legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has been a busy man lately, what with promoting his documentary, <a href="http://newsone.com/entertainment/sports-entertainment/cdixon/kareem-abdul-jabbar-produces-documentary-for-black-history-month/">On the Shoulders of Giants</a>, which is about the Harlem Rens and their trials and tribulations as one of, if not the, first all-black basketball teams.

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Remembering A Video Game Classic: Shaq Fu

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Of course Shaquille O'Neal officially retired from the NBA yesterday.

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You Can Stop the Reign

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Middle school is officially over: Shaquille O'Neal is retiring.

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Shaquille O’Neal Announces His Retirement On Twitter, Twitter Reacts To Shaq’s Retirement

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Oh this is kind of a sad day now -- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball's loveable giant, a true original in the world of professional sports, announced his retirement this afternoon, <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/SHAQ/statuses/75996821360615425">on Twitter</a>, of course.

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The Diesel Runs Out Of Fuel: Shaquille O’Neal Retires

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After a long and storied career, Shaquille O'Neal has decided to call it quits on his basketball career.

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5.20 The Cooler

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<a href="http://vibe.com/posts/nicki-minaj-doesnt-mind-us-talking-about-her-ass"> Whitney Nicki Minaj Doesn't Mind Us Talking About Her Ass <a href="http://vibe.com/posts/nicki-minaj-doesnt-mind-us-talking-about-her-ass">[Vibe]</a> Is Locomotive Curt the Next Big White Boy Rapper.

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At Least Kobe Isn’t Rapping Again

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Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant has found his way back to the rap world, and yes I checked to make sure I spelled rap, rapper and rapping correctly for each use.

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Biggie Smalls & Shaq: A Larger Than Life Friendship

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/01/revisiting-the-notorious-bigs-my-downfall"> Whenever September 13 or March 9 roll around, it has become custom to expect a slew of articles, videos and everything in between paying respect to Hip Hop's fallen giants: Tupac Shakur and <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/the-notorious-big">Biggie Smalls</a>.

#Jay Z

1.7 The Cooler

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Karen La Colombiana The 11 Best (And One Worst) Jay-Z and Kanye West Collaborations [PopEater] Ryan Leslie's Stolen Laptop Found, Man Set To Claim $1 Million Reward [HHW] The Growing Cult Of Cassie [Guardian] Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Sued For Fight That Happened 11 [...].

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Shaq: Worst Talk Show Guest Ever

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Here's Boston Celtics big man Shaquille O'Neal on Letterman from earlier in the week, and it reaffirms everything I've generalized with regard to athlete interviews: they're boring.

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Shaq Channels Nancy Kerrigan After Fine

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Shaquielle O'Neal was fined $35,000 for his comments on the poor officiating from the Celtics' 86-78 loss to Orlando on Christmas Day.

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12.28 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=157414"> Kel Natalie Portman Knocked Up & Engaged <a href="http://gossiponthis.com/2010/12/27/natalie-portman-engaged-and-pregnant/">[GOT]</a> Diddy To Pay To Fix Model’s Torched Hair <a href="http://theurbandaily.com/gossip-news/theurbandailystaff2/diddy-miyoki-jones-fire/">[TUD]</a> Yelawolf x Complex: The "Mantras" Interview & Video <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2010/12/27/yelawolf-x-complex-the-mantras-interview-video/">[Complex]</a> Lil Mama Gets Booed Off Stage <a href="http://therapup.net/2010/12/lil-mama-gets-booed-off-stage.html">[TRU]</a> Did The East Coast Freeze Solid.

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Shaq Channels His Inner Bob Cobb

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As the Boston Celtics continue to steamroll their competition with 13-consecutive wins and the second best record in the NBA at 22-4, Shaquille O’Neal is still working on his campaign to be the most beloved figure in Boston sports.

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Doc Rivers Is ‘The Ebonic Phil Jackson’

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From the NBA's Department Of Left-Handed Compliments comes this submission from Shaquille O'Neal, who is in the midst of his first season with the Boston Celtics.


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