She's A Bad Mamma Jamma.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
MLB -The Rays regained a bit of breathing room in the AL East with a 9th inning rally off Jonathan Papelbon.
ESPN's Chris Mortensen just reported live on SportsCenter that Shawne Merriman's season is over and he's ready to have reconstructive surgery on his fucked up knee.
AL - The final series in Yankee Stadium between the oligarchy of douchiness in the AL East goes decidedly in the Red Sox favor again, as the Sox get four RBIs apiece from Jason Bay and Dustin Pedroia (via his first career grand slam) in an 11-3 win.
Correspondent Mike Tunison got his first field assignment for With Leather working the Maxim Hot 100 Party in LA last week.
Chargers linebacker/steroid user/creator of a dance about a light switch Shawne Merriman is short one car today; his beautiful Mercedes was stolen.
Last year Shawne Merriman had 17 sacks in 12 games; this year he has 5.
Of all the NFL games yesterday, this is by far and away my favorite highlight: Shawne "Lights Out" Merriman getting blown up by the Jags' Maurice Jones-Drew on this David Garrard touchdown pass.
In what is either a really interesting story or just another reason to fire up the ol' Rumormobile, Internet sleuth Tony points out that Canadian porn star Tiffany Towers -- whom I've never head of until just now, honest -- has a MySpace page that lists Chargers linebacker/steroid user Shawne Merriman as one of her top friends.
The catfight between the Dolphins' Jason Taylor and the Chargers' Shawne Merriman is reaching fabulous new heights.