First came "<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/12/sht-girls-say-the-web-series-the-twitter-account/">Sh-t Girls Say</a>", which I ignored because guys trying to tell me universal truths about women -- as if they're some monolithic hive mind -- usually ends with somebody getting roofied (I'm developing a tolerance to being roofied, but this is getting ridiculous).