Watch This Very Ambitious Florida Shoplifter Try To Stuff A Chainsaw In His Shorts


A Port St. Lucie man was arrested after he was caught on video putting a chainsaw down his shorts and leaving a store.


WWE’s Emma Missed Raw Because She Was Being Arrested For Shoplifting At Walmart

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WWE Diva Emma missed Monday's Raw because she was being arrested and taken into custody for trying to shoplift an iPhone case from Walmart.


Finally, There’s Surveillance Footage Of Jameis Winston Shoplifting Crab Legs

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The security camera footage from Jameis Winston's notorious trip to Publix for crab legs has been released.


Watch Herm Edwards React To Learning That Jameis Winston Stole Crab Legs

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ESPN analyst Herm Edwards was both surprised and amused that today's big Jameis Winston scandal involves stolen crab legs.


The Internet Responded Very Quickly To The News That Jameis Winston Shoplifted Crab Legs

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It didn't take long at all for the photoshops to start piling up when it was revealed that Jameis Winston was cited for stealing crab legs.


There Was A Black Friday Weekend Death After All

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On Friday we noted that there hadn't been a single death resulting from Black Friday shopping that had been reported. Well, so much for that!


Who’s Dumber: Cops or Crooks? You Decide!

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Normally we just do posts about stupid criminals, but since there are lots of those, we thought we'd vary it up with a story of a colossally retarded shoplifter, cops who clearly can't handle an Allen wrench, and a sex tape that's incriminating in the literal sense.

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