TALES FROM WALMART

Watch This Alleged Shoplifter Bust Out Of A Walmart Through The Ceiling

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This guy in an Alabama, Walmart really didn't want to get arrested for shoplifting.

#Viral Videos

Watch This Insane Accused Shoplifter Pull A Spider-Man To Escape This Walmart Through The Ceiling

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This accused shoplifter is being called Spider-Man after his daring escape from this Alabama Walmart.

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‘Cute Mugshot Girl’ Was Arrested Again And Got Another Cute Mugshot

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Alysa Suguro Bathrick, also known as "Cute Mugshot Girl," has been arrested again, and this time, it wasn't for Xanax.

#Florida

Watch This Very Ambitious Florida Shoplifter Try To Stuff A Chainsaw In His Shorts

A Port St. Lucie man was arrested after he was caught on video putting a chainsaw down his shorts and leaving a store.

#PRO WRESTLING

WWE’s Emma Missed Raw Because She Was Being Arrested For Shoplifting At Walmart

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WWE Diva Emma missed Monday's Raw because she was being arrested and taken into custody for trying to shoplift an iPhone case from Walmart.

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Finally, There’s Surveillance Footage Of Jameis Winston Shoplifting Crab Legs

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The security camera footage from Jameis Winston's notorious trip to Publix for crab legs has been released.

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Watch Herm Edwards React To Learning That Jameis Winston Stole Crab Legs

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ESPN analyst Herm Edwards was both surprised and amused that today's big Jameis Winston scandal involves stolen crab legs.

#FLORIDA

The Internet Responded Very Quickly To The News That Jameis Winston Shoplifted Crab Legs

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It didn't take long at all for the photoshops to start piling up when it was revealed that Jameis Winston was cited for stealing crab legs.

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There Was A Black Friday Weekend Death After All

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On Friday we noted that there hadn't been a single death resulting from Black Friday shopping that had been reported. Well, so much for that!

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Who’s Dumber: Cops or Crooks? You Decide!

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Normally we just do posts about stupid criminals, but since there are lots of those, we thought we'd vary it up with a story of a colossally retarded shoplifter, cops who clearly can't handle an Allen wrench, and a sex tape that's incriminating in the literal sense.


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