Happy Meals

These TV- And Movie-Themed Happy Meals Will Make You Wish McDonald’s Was Cooler

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Designer Newt Clements has been creating these awesome Happy Meal designs for a while, and people are taking notice now thanks to a joke.

#Seinfeld

Celebrate National Orgasm Day With The Best And Worst Of Hollywood’s O-Faces

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Some actors know their way around a great orgasm performance, while others are terrible. We honor them both on National Orgasm Day.

#KATE UPTON

A Thoughtful Investigation Into Whether Or Not There Will Ever Be Another Phoebe Cates

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The legendary Phoebe Cates celebrated her 51st birthday today, and as such we celebrate the legacy of her iconic pool scene.

TOMMY BOY

For His 72nd Birthday, A Look Back At Roger Ebert’s Best Bad Movie Reviews

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Roger Ebert may be gone, but his reviews of terrible movies will remain with us for the rest of time.

#Mashups

Mash Up: What If Black Swan and Showgirls… Scissored?

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After the jump, you can watch a pretty swell mash up of <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/12/review-black-swan-is-the-lesbianist-most-ballerina-film-of-the-year" target="_blank">Black Swan </a>and the Paul Verhoeven nipple-core epic, Showgirls, the dolphin-flopping orgasmest movie of 1995  (Mr.

#TRAILERS

SHOWGIRLS 2 SEEMS SLIGHTLY LESS PROFESSIONAL THAN ORIGINAL

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Most people remember 1995's Showgirls for its bizarre take on sexuality, like Elizabeth's Berkeley orgasm scene where she flopped around like an epileptic on a bender.

SHOWGIRLS

AW YEAH, A (GERMAN) SHOWGIRLS SEQUEL

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Masturbating to Showgirls when I was younger warped my psyche, because from that point on, I expected the female orgasm to look like <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/160806/water_orgasm_superb_action_worth/" target="_blank">Elizabeth Berkley flopping around</a> (NSFW) like an injured sea lion under a waterfall.


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