SHREK FOREVER AFTER

Box Office: Shrek on top, Marmaduke a big f’n flop

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Overall, this weekend's box office was down 28% from the same weekend last year, and I hope the conclusion film execs draw from this is "hey, maybe we should make better movies.

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Memorial Day movie attendance at 17-year low

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It would've been virtually impossible to predict, but as it turns out, a weekend that opened with a fourth Shrek, a second Sex and the City, and a pastiche of tired Jerry Bruckheimer clichés didn't exactly light people's c*cks on fire.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

Ouch. MacGruber gross less than half of ‘Letters to Juliet’.

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Macgruber mounted a big marketing push over the weekend, with ubiquitous internet ads and some viral  sites that I thought were actually pretty funny.

TICKET PRICES

Shrek tickets will cost $20 some places

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Whenever people bitch about movies costing 10 or 12 bucks, I'm usually not on board -- 10 bucks is still cheaper than any other form of entertainment outside pigeon kickin' or rat spottin'.

WHORES

Guess which critic loved Shrek. Go ahead, guess.

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The other day, FilmDrunkard David was kind enough to send me the above screencap from the RottenTomatoes reviews page for Shrek Forever After, showing that it had received only one positive review.

SHREK FOREVER AFTER

Shrek poster another example of ‘Dreamworks Face’

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Aside from teaching children that sentences that end in prepositions and don't have any verbs are the hip thing to do (if Dreamworks jumped off a cliff, would you.

VMAN MAGAZINE

Studio sponsors “bizarrely metrosexual” Shrek photoshoot

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I saw this story earlier today but I hadn't been covering it, because I thought it was just some photographer using Shrek props for his boring, waifey model pictures.

SHREK FOREVER AFTER

JESUS CHRIST, ANOTHER SHREK?

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(Krzysztof Soszinski, the world's Shrekiest-looking dude) USA Today today has the important details on the latest Shrek movie.


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