white people

What in God’s Name…?

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Oh man, do white people suck.

SLOW DAY

BEHOLD: THE DOGS OF WORLD WAR I

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Today is slow and crappy and everyone with a decent job has the day off, which means that we need to spice things up a little bit around here.

SLOW DAY

IT’S NEWS BECAUSE I SAY IT’S NEWS

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I suppose this isn't exactly "sports" "news," but the presence of a motorcycle is close enough to motor sports for me to justify it (see also: <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=10339" target="_self">hummina</a>).

SLOW DAY

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS GOING ON

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Take a look at that box on the left.

SLOW DAY

JET PACK! F–K YEAH!

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I suppose new jet pack records aren't technically sports news, but if you don't want to read about people in jet packs flying over gorges, F-CK YOU.

SLOW DAY

A HOCKEY FIGHT FEATURING ICE, PUNCHING

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Today is crazy slow in sports news, which means it's time to start mining the NHL for video of hockey fights.

SLOW DAY

OLBERMANN VS FRANCESCA IN MEDIA CATFIGHT

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Late last month, New York sports pundit Mike Francesca chose to televise its game feeds unavailable to other networks, leading expert bloviator Keith Olbermann to name Francesca "the worst person in the world" on his November 7th show.

SLOW DAY

THIS WEEK IN HOT AIR BALLOON NEWS

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Yes, you read that headline correctly.

SLOW DAY

MARISA MILLER HAS A BICYCLE

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All right, news cycle: I don't like you, and you don't like me.

SOCCER

HORSES CAN’T PLAY SOCCER LOL!

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Here's a picture of a horse with a soccer ball.

SLOW DAY

THIS GUY’S KINDA FUNNY

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Welp, nothing's really going on today, which is a step up from non-stop Mitchell Report news, but not as fun as lot of stories about high school coaches being sexual predators.

SLOW DAY

CURT SCHILLING LOVES HIM SOME BOSTON

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Good news (maybe) for Boston fans: 40-year-old starting pitcher Curt Schilling has <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3096549" target="_blank">signed a one-year deal</a> to remain a Red Sox.

SOCCER

PEOPLE WITHOUT PANTS ARE FUNNY

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This clip of an Iranian striker celebrating his goal by pulling down his shorts comes from <a href="http://www.theoffside.com/asia/iranian-striker-celebrates-goal-by-taking-off-his-pants.html" target="_blank">The Offiside</a>, and even though I knew he was going to take off his pants, I still laughed when I saw it.

SOCCER

ARSENAL ARE ABOUT GET OWNED

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<a href="http://sportsbybrooks.com/stan-kroenke-planning-billion-dollar-takeover-bid-of-london-soccer-powerhouse-arsenal-12626.php" target="_blank">SPORTSbyBROOKS</a> points out that super-wealthy dude/toupee-wearer Stan Kroenke, who (with the help of marrying into Wal-Mart money) owns the Denver Nuggets, Colorado Avalance, the MLS's Colorado Rapids, and part of the St.


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