#LETTERMAN

Here's Sly Stallone And David Letterman Downing Raw Eggs In Defiance Of Good Health

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Stallone, Letterman and Theo James manage to go full 'Rocky' on 'The Late Show' and things escalate very quickly.

#NETFLIX

Netflix Will Purge Several Titles On New Year's Day. So What Does This Mean For You?

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Classics like 'Troll 2' and 'Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot' might be leaving Netflix forever on January 1st. This means you should watch before it is too late.

#TRAILERS

Here’s The First Teaser Trailer For The Extremely Crowded ‘The Expendables 3′

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Lionsgate released the first teaser trailer for 'The Expendables 3' and it is certainly full of people whose names you recognize.

THE EXPENDABLES 3

Did Sly Stallone just call Bruce Willis greedy and lazy?

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After going Twitter silent since July 24th, <a href="https://twitter.com/theslystallone" target="_blank">Sylvester Stallone</a> screeched back into action today, announcing that The Expendables 3 is dropping Bruce Willis and picking up Harrison Ford.

spinoffs

Michael B. Jordan to play Apollo Creed’s Grandson in ‘Creed.’ Wait, what?

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Fruitvale Station (<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/05/trailer-fruitvale-station-micheal-b-jordan-oscar-grant" target="_blank">trailer here</a>), from director Ryan Coogler, stars Michael B.

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

Stallone & Schwarzenegger escape from prison and 50 Cent is there too!

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A man like Arnold, he doesn't do anything small, as evidenced by his penchant for <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/08/arnold-schwarzenegger-mercedes-unimog-250k-custom-diesel-truck" target="_blank">giant trucks</a> and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/arnold-schwarzenegger-in-rio-possibly-the-best-video-ever" target="_blank">mulatto ass</a> (his words).

WESLEY SNIPES

Wesley Snipes joins Expendables 3, Sly wants Mel Gibson to direct

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Every Expendables movie has that sweet spot where it's awesome and not sad and lame, which usually happens a few weeks or months before the cameras roll.

#TRAILERS

Hypothesis: All of Stallone's movies are the Expendables now

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After the jump, we have the new trailer for WB's Bullet to the Head, which, as you might have guessed by the title, isn't about a dyslexic holocaust orphan who learns that life is beautiful when she discovers the cello.

THE EXPENDABLES 3

Exclusive: Expendables 3 Sequel Ideas Revealed

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They wouldn't let Vince or myself see The Expendables 2: Fully Expendable'd because we're not big-time L.

#james franco

YES. Stallone wrote a Statham movie starring James Franco

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James Franco is set to play a meth dealer opposite Jason Statham in Homefront, written by Sylvester Stallone.

WESTBORO BAPTIST

Westboro Baptist to picket Sage Stallone’s funeral

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As part of their ongoing campaign to win the nation's hearts and minds, Westboro Baptist are planning to picket <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/07/sylvester-stallones-son-found-dead" target="_blank">Sage Stallone</a>'s funeral.

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

Expendables 2 Trailer: Arnold Schwarzenegger beats up a smart car

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The Expendables 2 just released a full-length trailer, which you can watch below, and I'm having trouble deciding which part I like the best.

#Supercuts

SUPERCUT: Famous Actors in Their First Roles

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This new supercut "video essay" (well la di da, Professor Smartguy) is about as self-explanatory as it gets.

Sly Stallone

Chuck Norris does Robocalls for Gingrich, says his dad could beat up your dad

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I've said it Here's the transcript: "As my wife Jean and I watched the GOP debate and went to the website, we were trying to decide which of the candidates would be best to do head-to-head combat with President Obama," says Norris in the call.

unnecessary sequels

Real-life Chuck Norris is still kind of a douche

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The gap between actual Chuck Norris and the fake Chuck Norris of the internet has always been a pretty wide one, and almost every news story about him is the equivalent of seeing a honey badger in real life and it turns out to be a koala wearing panties.

THEATER

Stallone producing a Rocky musical with the Klitschko brothers. Wait, what?

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I cover the film industry for a living, and as absurd as it is, it still doesn't hold a candle to theater, where writing songs about a movie and hiring a washed-up sitcom star to play the lead are considered innovation.

terry crews

Chuck Norris and Van Damme on the set of Expendables 2

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Continuing its tradition of being theoretically awesome but a chore to actually sit through, The Expendables franchise added two more aging action legends to the cast of its sequel <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/chuck-norris-and-jcvd-join-expendables-2" target="_blank">back in September</a>, and now the first pictures of Norris and JCVD have hit the web (via <a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=84103" target="_blank">ComingSoon</a>).

Sly Stallone

Sly Stallone is Ex-PEN-dable

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