Posts Tagged: SNOOKI

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Meet The Guy Who Takes The Most Awkward Photos With Celebrities Ever

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There are a million reasons that I love <a href="">Reddit</a>, among them the feeling of community, the camaraderie of the Internet’s most creative minds, and the righteous championing of a variety of social and political causes, but today it’s because it introduces us to someone truly remarkable: The presently anonymous gentleman above.


Bad News: Team Snooki Boxing Is Indeed Real


A few weeks ago, I brought you the very strange and highly unbelievable news that champion Irish boxing brothers, Paddy and Paul Hyland, had agreed to become the first fighters under the brand new flag of <a href="">Team Snooki Boxing</a>.


Just The Thing That Boxing Needed: Snooki

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If the heads of the World Boxing Council, Federation and Association were looking for something that could recapture the public’s fascination and fanfare of their corrupt sport, I’m not sure this latest bit of boxing news is going to do the trick.


Three Stooges has a trailer. Yes, Snooki is in it.

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The Farrelly Brothers' passion project, Three Stooges (<a href="" target="_blank">once set to star</a> Sean Penn, Jim Carrey, and Benicio Del Toro, if you can believe that) finally has a trailer, and I'll be honest, I didn't know whether to stoke the fires of righteous disbelief with a screencap of Snooki, or stoke your boners with a picture of Kate Upton in a bikini.


Snooki: The Situation Is Broke

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Yesterday, <a href="">Matt touched on some of the more infuriating details</a> from a recent interview Snooki did with GQ.


Snooki Is Depressing

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Ahhhh, nothing makes me feel like intellectual pursuits are a complete waste quite like Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi speaking straight from the heart.


Surprise, ‘Jersey Shore’ Is Staged. Poorly.

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This video from Sean Klitzner would be a pretty cool breakdown of "Jersey Shore's" idiotic fakery if he didn't waste so much of my precious Internet time.


As Always, Heidi Klum Is Awesome At Halloween

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Halloween has always been a competition for female celebrities.


Have A Nice ‘When We’re Actually Celebrating Halloween’ Weekend


Links Smell Their Feet: The Greatest Child Halloween Costumes That Will Ever Show Up At Your Door - If a child showed up to my door dressed as Sho Nuff (or Bruce Leroy, as long as I could tell it apart from a Game of Death costume) I'd give them ALL of my candy, plus whatever candy I could afford for the next year.


Just What Wrestling Needs: More Douchebags

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If you don't watch terrible television, you might not know that professional wrestling is obsessed with MTV's 'Jersey Shore'.



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Anderson Cooper is a well-respected journalist who has reported from dangerous places like Iraq, Afghanistan, New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina, and Haiti in the aftermath of the devastating earthquake.


Snooki Does the News

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Well, this is more entertaining than I expected it to be: Snooki weighs in with some commentary on recent news stories like Hurricane Irene and Beyoncé's pregnancy (video below).


‘Jersey Shore’: The Musical

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Are you the type of person who would be interested in a rock opera version of "Jersey Shore" starring a drag queen as JWOWW, a guy in an awesome puffy muscle suit, and a song titled "Snooki's Lament".


You, Too, Can Smell Like Snooki

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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi <a href="" target="_blank">is getting her own fragrance</a>.


Trailer for ‘Jersey Shore’ in Italy

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Below is the trailer for the Season 4 of "Jersey Shore," AKA The Season in Italy, AKA The Season Someone Finally Told Snooki "Stop Acting Like a F**cking Assh*le.


Yes, There Will Be a Fifth Season of ‘Jersey Shore’

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Great news for all the tan sluts and gorilla juiceheads out there: MTV has not only set a premiere date for the Florence-set fourth season of "Jersey Shore" (August 4th), it has also <a href="" target="_blank">greenlit the inevitable 5th season</a>, which will be filmed this summer in Seaside Heights.


Snooki Is a Great Driver

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I've been doing my best to ignore the tabloid coverage of the "Jersey Shore" cast in Italy, but it's a slow day and Snooki is easy to make fun of, so let's do this: Nicole Polizzi was involved in a minor car accident in Florence when she crashed into a police car that was escorting her through the city.


Three Different Kinds of Awful

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Last week I posted <a href="">brief synopses of the four new shows</a> that the CW is adding to its schedule next year, and while I thought they sounded terrible, I didn't realize they'd be THIS awful.


Week In Review: Can You Feel Him Now? The Verizon Guy Speaks Out


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