Posts Tagged: SOCCER

SOCCER

Tottenham Fans Have Made Flyers To Help Find ‘Lost’ Erik Lamela

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Pissed off Tottenham fans are handling the disappointment of Erik Lamela's season with a little bit of humor.

FIRE

A Greek Cup Match Was Delayed By A Stadium Full Of Fans With Flares And Now We’re Just Playing In Hell

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We've seen soccer stadiums on fire and matches interrupted by thrown flares, but never an entire stadium of fans with flares on fire.

2014 WORLD CUP

ESPN’s ‘I Believe’ World Cup Commercial Will Make You Chant ‘U-S-A!’

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ESPN recruited the American Outlaws to invoke some nationwide patriotism for the USMNT in the 2014 FIFA World Cup.

2014 WORLD CUP

Brazil’s Manager Luiz Felipe Scolari Has Banned Players From Having ‘Acrobatic’ Sex

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Brazil's manager Luiz Felipe Scolari has put a limit on the types of sex that his players can have before and during the 2014 World Cup.

2014 WORLD CUP

ESPN Had Ian Darke Call A First Date To Remind Us Why ESPN Commercials Are Great

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As a reminder that ESPN at least makes great commercials, Ian Darke called a first date to promote the network's World Cup coverage.

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Stephen Colbert Took On The Washington Redskins’ ‘Charm Offensive’ On The Sport Report

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On last night's edition of the Sport Report, Stephen Colbert weighed in on Daniel Snyder's efforts to cool the controversy over the Washington Redskins.

FLORIDA

David Beckham Took A Selfie With His New Perfect Wingman Rick Scott

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After a meeting with Florida Governor Rick Scott, soccer star and Miami's MLS team owner David Beckham posed for a selfie.

A-HOLE FANS

The Urawa Red Diamonds Punished Racist Fans By Locking Them Out Of A Game

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The Urawa Red Diamonds played in front of an empty home stadium on Sunday, as the team locked its fans out as punishment for racist behavior.

AWESOME CELEBRATIONS

Japanese Soccer Meets Human Bowling In The Best Goal Celebration Of The Week

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A Japanese midfielder celebrated his goal by organizing his teammates in a ridiculous (and ridiculously great) bowling celebration.

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What If Europe's Top Football Clubs Got The American Sports Logo Treatment?

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Here's a pretty good idea of what it might look like if the sports logos of Europe's best clubs were suddenly designed by Americans.

EDITH POP

Stop Everything And Check Out Jorge Dyksen, Badass Quadruple Amputee Soccer Player

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Jorge Dyksen is a regular high school kid who also happens to be a quadruple amputee soccer player. Here's his story.

ALEX MORGAN

10 Important Questions About That LeBron James And Johnny Football McDonald's Commercial

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A McDonald's commercial features LeBron James joining a "best of the best" club with Alex Morgan and Johnny Football. We have questions that need answers.

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A Brazilian Goalie Who Had His Girlfriend Killed And Fed To His Dogs Is Allowed To Leave Prison To Play Soccer

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Former Flamengo goalkeeper Bruno Fernandes de Souza has signed a new deal despite being in prison for having his girlfriend murdered and fed to his dog.

ARSENAL

A Soccer Analyst Called Per Mertesacker ‘The Big F*cking German’ On Live TV

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Sky Germany's Chris Lymberopoulos actually referred to Per Mertesacker by his colorful nickname on live TV this morning.

BRAZIL

A Boy Ran Onto The Pitch To Meet Neymar And What Happened Next Was Adorable

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After Brazil defeated South Africa 5-0 in a friendly game, a little boy ran onto the pitch to meet Neymar and the star player absolutely made his day.

ATLETICO MADRID

Cristiano Ronaldo Got Served Hard By A Ball Boy And It Is Wonderful

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Cristiano Ronaldo vs. a ball boy. Who ya got? Watch as a regular kid gains internet infamy by telling a soccer superstar to go f*ck himself.

GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK

This Is What It Looks Like When A Guy Gets Drunk Before Setting Up A Soccer Field

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A groundskeeper got a little tipsy before a recent soccer match in Romania, and the field's lines certainly showed it.

FC DNIPRO

Holy Crap, Jan Vertonghen Gave Us The Clear Favorite For Flop Of The Year

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Tottenham's Jan Vertonghen helped his team with some impressive acting, as his shameless flop got Roman Zozulya a red card last night.

AWFUL T-SHIRTS

These New Adidas World Cup Shirts Will Finally Let The World Know How Much You Ass Brazil

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A pair of Adidas World Cup Brazil-themed shirts are causing a stir because they depict Brazil as a place full of sex and butts. Get mad, everybody!

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Stop What You’re Doing And Watch This Dog Take A Huge Dump On A Soccer Field

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A dog (let's call him Hero Dog) invaded a soccer field, evaded players and pooped on the pitch. This is an important sports story.


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