Posts Tagged: SOCCER

BAKERSFIELD CONDORS

Keith Olbermann Nailed It On Why Sports Uniforms And Politics Don’t Mix

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Keith Olbermann ranted about why sports uniforms and politics don't mix, citing (among other things) Rob Ford's tie

BRAZIL

The Wife Of Former Soccer Player Joao Santos Found His Severed Head On Her Doorstep

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Former Brazilian soccer player Joao Santos went missing on Monday and his head was later left on his wife's doorstep.

halloween costumes

Alex Morgan And Sydney Leroux Were Miley Cyrus And Robin Thicke For Halloween

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As many, many women chose to dress as Miley Cyrus for Halloween, our biased eyeballs declare that Alex Morgan did it best.

REASONS TO HATE SOCCER

Tottenham Hotspur Fans Threw A Flare At A Referee Because Attempted Murder Is Hilarious

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Two guys at a Tottenham Hotspur game tossed a flare at a referee and hit him in the neck. Keep in mind that flares involve FIRE. Well done, soccer fans.

BIKINIS

Alex Morgan And Sydney Leroux Went To Hawaii And All We Got Was This Lousy Instagram

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US Women's National Soccer Team stars Alex Morgan and Sydney Leroux went to Hawaii, wore swimsuits and were kind enough to Instagram it for all to enjoy.

BLOOD

A Soccer Goalie Got His Face Removed By An Opposing Player’s Cleats

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A soccer goalie had his face torn and bloodied when an opposing player stomped him in the face during a game. Warning: it's pretty bloody.

OUCH

Soccer Player Tries To Play Defense With His Face, Fails Miserably

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Argentinian soccer player Gaspar Iniguez slips and tries to steal the ball using his face, with predictable results.

BORUSSIA DORTMUND

Dortmund’s Goalkeeper Capped His Debut By Almost Losing His Front Teeth

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On Wednesday, Napoli’s Lorenzo Insigne (above) nailed a spectacular free kick to help lift his club to a 2-1 victory over Borussia Dortmund in a Champions League match at Stadio San Paolo in Naples, Italy.

DANIEL STERN

Manchester United, Now Featuring The Bad Guys From ‘Home Alone’

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Wayne Rooney and Marouane Fellaini of Manchester United look exactly like the bad guys from 'Home Alone,' says an astute Imgurer.

AIR BUD: WORLD PUP

With Leather’s Watch This: Do You Want To Watch A Dog Score A Goal In Soccer? YES.

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Every now and then, someone sends me a video with absolutely no details other than, “Hey, this happened.

Louis Tomilson

One Of The Guys From One Direction Got Decked At A Soccer Match

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Louis Tomilson of One Direction was on the wrong end of a particularly nasty tackle during a friendly soccer match. He had to leave the field, where he promptly barfed.

CRAZY TOWN

Today In Facekicking: A Paraguayan Player Goes Full Ninja On A Referee’s Face

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Today in facekicking news, a Paraguayan soccer player gave a referee a flying karate kick to the face for no reason

TRUE BLOOD

Watch A Drunk Alexander Skarsgård Go Nuts At A Soccer Match In Sweden

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Alexander Skarsgård decided to take in a soccer match, then get really drunk.

ARSENAL

Today In Facekicking: Laurent Koscielny Gets Rockette-Kicked In The Face

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Arsenal's Laurent Koscielny has won the title of "least fortunate soccer guy of the day" for this clip of him getting straight-up karate struck in the mouth by Fenerbahce's Pierre Webo.

BOBBY KNIGHT

Will You Enjoy This Sports Reporter Fails Compilation? “That’s A Sh*tty Question.”

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I write a lot of jokes about sports, so sometimes it's nice to remember that I'm totally full of shit and athletes hate me.

MLB

With Leather’s Watch This: See You Next Fall, Nick Collins. See You Next Fall.

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SSN’s Nick Collins was giving everyone the lowdown on the England-Scotland match on top of a ladder outside of Wembley Stadium, and if you have a working brain, you probably know that if I post a video that mentions a guy on a ladder, it’s probably going to end in the best way possible.

BARRY BONDS

Sports On TV: South Park’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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Edit: We're re-running this today in celebration of the 16th anniversary (to the day) of 'South Park's' first airing.

ANDRES FRANZOIA

Totally Normal Soccer News: An Ecuadorian Player Tried To Bite Off His Opponent’s Nose

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I always secretly hoped that Ecuadorian Serie A soccer would be more like Batman Returns.

AWKWARD

Cristiano Ronaldo Swings A Baseball Bat Like A Soccer Player Would

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Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo stopped by Dodgers Stadium last night to throw out the ceremonial first pitch and rub elbows with Yasiel Puig and, for some strange reason, Samuel L.


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