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2014 SOCHI PARALYMPICS

Team USA Defeated Russia For The Gold Medal In Ice Sledge Hockey At The Paralympics

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Led by U.S. Marine and Purple Heart recipient Josh Sweeney, Team USA defeated Russia 1-0 in the gold medal ice sledge hockey game at the Paralympics.

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Erik Karlsson Claims That He’s Putting His Silver Medal On eBay Because Boo Hoo

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Team Sweden and Ottawa Senators defenseman Erik Karlsson didn't handle his team's gold medal loss well and claims he'll sell his silver medal on eBay.

2014 winter olympics

This Reporter In Sochi Just Does Not Want To Try Any Russian Food, Okay?

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In this compilation, a Pennsylvania reporter in Sochi for the Winter Olympics is repeatedly asked about Russian food, and he just won't seem to try it.

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Buddy Cole Finally Found Sochi’s Gay Propaganda And Stephen Colbert Learned His Dark Secret

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Buddy Cole's trip to the Sochi Olympics ends with him discovering the city's center of gay propaganda, and Stephen Colbert discovering Buddy's dark secret.

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Sage Kotsenburg Finally Received His Winter Olympics Bacon Medal On ‘Conan’

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On last night's 'Conan,' gold medal snowboarder Sage Kotsenburg was surprised with the turkey bacon medal that he jokingly wished for.

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A Digital Billboard In Illinois Had A Great Suggestion For Justin Bieber’s Fate

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The folks at Command Transportation in Illinois suggested that the loser of tomorrow's gold medal Olympics hockey match has to keep Justin Bieber.

2014 OLYMPICS

Suck It, America: This Dutch Skating Coach Thinks American Football Sucks

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Dutch skating coach Jillert Anema made some inflammatory remarks about the United States, particularly that we're wasting our time playing sucky football.

2014 winter olympics

As Expected, Buddy Cole And ‘The Colbert Report’ Pissed Off The Police In Sochi

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Scott Thompson's Buddy Cole character was not a hit with Sochi police, who didn't seem to appreciate the gag from 'The Colbert Report.'

2014 winter olympics

A Meat Company Made Sage Kotsenburg’s Bacon Medal Dreams Come True

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A meat company in Pennsylvania has made American snowboarder Sage Kotsenburg his very own turkey bacon copy of his gold medal.

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Jason Jones Discovers Russia Is A Conservative Paradise In His Latest Brilliant ‘Daily Show’ Remote

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Jason Jones transitions from Russia's, aversion to gay rights into a whole new line of thinking.

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Two Pussy Riot Members Were Detained In Sochi For The Most Bullsh*t Of Reasons

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Nadya Tolokonnikova and Masha Alekhina have a major #SochiProblem.

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NBC Is Having A Hard Time Identifying Flags For The Winter Olympics

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As the 2014 Winter Olympics has been a comedy of errors, even NBC's graphics department has been having a hard time identifying flags.

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NBC’s Interview With Bode Miller At The Winter Olympics Was Just Flat Out Awful

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While people should have been celebrating Bode Miller's bronze medal win, they were mostly cursing NBC's Christin Cooper for pushing him to tears.

2014 winter olympics

25 ‘Next-Level’ Olympian Tinder Profiles That Will Make You Feel Bad About Your Body

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The world's most physically fit people, all trying to get laid through Tinder.

2014 OLYMPICS

The Marvel Universe Dominates The Olympics In The Art Of Francesco Francavilla

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Artist Francesco Francavilla imagines a world where superheroes can enter the Olympics...

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Did Under Armour Accidentally Sabotage The USA Speed Skating Team At Sochi?

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The USA Speed Skating team might have been sabotaged, completely by accident.

2014 OLYMPICS

Sure, Curling Is Sexy, But It Is Also Deadly

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Russian curler Andrey Drozdov tasted the MERCILESS, DEADLY side of the curling game when he went skull-first into the ice. Curling is sexy, also danger.

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The Onion’s Olympic Village Tour Is A Hilariously NSFW Athlete Hump Fest

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You've gotta hand it to The Onion, when they go all in on the "Olympians do nothing but f*ck each other" concept, they seriously go all in.


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