The Onion’s Olympic Village Tour Is A Hilariously NSFW Athlete Hump Fest


You've gotta hand it to The Onion, when they go all in on the "Olympians do nothing but f*ck each other" concept, they seriously go all in.


NBC Showed A Swiss Fan Humping A Bell During The Olympics Broadcast

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For no reason other than he was there, a Swiss fan was shown humping a saddle during NBC's Olympics broadcast.


Conan Talked To Sochi’s PR Rep, Found Out Stray Dogs Are Security Guards In Disguise


Conan O'Brien talked to Yuri Tamarov, the public relations director for the Sochi Olympics, and found out a lot about how stray dogs and rubble are great.


Jason Jones’s ‘Daily Show’ Segment On Russia & Homosexuality Last Night Was F*cking Amazing

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Jason Jones continued his crusade of hilarity in Russia to get to the bottom of the the country's archaic views on gay rights.


Want To Know What The 2014 Winter Olympics Looks Like From Space? NASA Has You Covered.


An astronaut on the International Space Station captured this awesome photo of Sochi at night during the 2014 Winter Olympics.


All Of The 2014 Winter Olympics Athletes Are Using Tinder To Hook Up Because Why Not

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2014 Winter Olympics athletes are using the matchmaking app Tinder to hook-up. Might as well keep warm.


With Leather’s Watch This: Someone Gave Jason Brown’s Free Skate Routine More Farting

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US free skater Jason Brown may be done at Sochi, but his US Championship routine is still the talk of the Internet, and someone gave it the fart treatment.


Buddy Cole Sat Down With The US Speedskating Team For ‘The Colbert Report’. Hilarity Ensued.

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'The Colbert Report' continued its special investigation of Russia's anti-gay laws as Buddy Cole interviewed the US Men's Speedskating Team.


There’s A Beer Fridge In The Olympic Village That Can Only Be Opened By Canadians

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Canadian athletes at the 2014 Winter Olympics have been gifted a beer fridge that only they can open by using their passports.


A Collection Of Everything Bob Costas’ Infected Eyes Reminds The Internet Of

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What's wrong with Bob Costas' eye? Who cares? Here's everything it looks like.

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Bob Costas’ Eyes Are The Latest Casualty Of The Sochi Winter Olympics

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Is Bob Costas battling pink eye? Or is he battling a mean case of the munchies?

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Those Ugly USA 2014 Olympic Team Sweaters Cost HOW Much?

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For the bargain price of just thousands of dollars, you too can own one of these ugly pieces of crap.


And Now The Sexiest, Naughtiest, Most Controversial Pics From Olympic Women’s Curling Practice

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You asked for it, and you got it ... here are the most pants-numbing, hot-as-hell shots from the 2014 Olympic women's curling practice. Uhhh, NSFW is an UNDERSTATEMENT!


A Russian Athlete Put His Phone Number On His Helmet And All The Nude Pics Ensued

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Hundreds of female fans texted Russia's Alexey Sobolev nude pics after the Olympic snowboarder put his phone number on his helmet.


Keith Olbermann Took Down The Sochi Opening Ceremony’s Three Worst People

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Keith Olbermann's World's Worst in Sports picked out the three worst people from the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony, including a face-planter and a racist.


Figure Skater Irina Rodnina Lit The Olympic Torch, Isn’t Afraid To Tweet Racist Pictures Of President Obama

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Irina Rodnina, the figure skater who lit the Olympic torch during the Sochi opening ceremony, is also super into tweeting racist pictures of Barack Obama.


Sochi’s Pedobear-Esque Mascot Is A Russian Nightmare

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The latest in a long line of #SochiProblems.


Watch Peter Dinklage Pump America Up For The 2014 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony


Peter Dinklage takes a break from the 'Game of Thrones' to make the 2014 Winter Olympics look amazing. Trust in The Dink.

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