One of the things we've become conditioned to believe is a given in the modern world is that if you do or say something stupid and it ends up on the internet -- like <a href="http://www.anorak.co.uk/262178/politicians/photos-of-democrat-politician-krystal-ball-sucking-a-dildo-strapped-to-a-mans-face.html/">sucking a dildo nose at a college Christmas party</a> -- there's nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with the fact that it may haunt you forever.