BLECH POLITICS

Today’s Incredibly Nasty Political Attack Ad Comes To Us From South Carolina

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South Carolina gubernatorial candidate Vincent Sheheen is the target of one hell of a vicious political attack ad.

APRIL FOOLS DAY

A South Carolina Woman Thought A College Shooting April Fools' Prank Was A Good Idea

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A South Carolina woman texted her daughter that she was hiding in a bathroom at a college after she her gunshots, but it was just a bad April Fools' prank.

#music videos

All Of South Carolina’s Best Rappers Are In Prison

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These South Carolina prison inmates allegedly filmed this rap video on a cell phone without anybody’s consent.

Crime And Punishment

All Of South Carolina’s Best Rappers Are In Prison

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I half expected to see Alpoko Don <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/don-dada/">aka Don Dada</a> pop up in the frame and do a verse.

applebee's

A South Carolina Man Tried To Pay His Applebees Bill With What Now?

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A South Carolina man attempted to pay an Applebee's check with a trillion dollar bill. The more important question is -- could Applebees even make change for that?

ARRESTS

A Woman Was Jailed Because She Forgot To Return A VHS Copy Of ‘Monster-In-Law’ Nine Years Ago

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Police in Pickens, SC arrested a woman on a warrant issued 9-years ago for failing to return a VHS copy of 'Monster-In-Law.'

sororities

This Sorority Girl REALLY Wants You To Know She’s South Carolina’s Biggest Fan…Through Song

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Well, I'm convinced: no one loves South Carolina nearly as much as Kate Bickley.

donald trump

Stephen Colbert Supports Miss South Carolina’s Pride In Her State’s Love For Mobile Homes

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Miss South Carolina touted her state's high mobile home rate on the Miss America pageant. Stephen Colbert has her back.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

UNC And South Carolina Are Instate Rivals, Says Someone Who Has Never Heard Of North Or South Carolina

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When it comes to sports reporting, sometimes you can't let the little things -- like facts, or geography -- get in the way of a good story.

FAIL

Let's Kick The College Football Season Off With A Geography Lesson Courtesy Of The N.Y. Post

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The NY Post referred to tonight's college football game between the South Carolina Gamecocks and North Carolina Tar Heels as an "in-state" rivalry.

Hip Hop

DMX Has Been Arrested For The 2nd Time In Two Weeks

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Y'all go make him act a fool: DMX arrested for second time in as many weeks after traffic stop in SC.

local news

South Carolina Woman Arrested For Selling VHS Porn Door-To-Door

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One of the reasons that I haven’t watched any news programs in months is because it’s just depressing to see how many people in this country are hurting from the recession and how few people can find decent-paying jobs to care for their families.

COREY SULLIVAN

You Can Finally Major in ‘Social Media’, Confuse Your Grandparents At Family Gatherings

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Newberry College in South Carolina will be offering one of the first majors in social media, but we'll always credit The Onion with teaching it best.

rick perry

Stephen Colbert Polling At 5% In South Carolina Republican Presidential Primary Even Though He’s Not In The Race

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As you may have heard, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/11/politics/new-hampshire-main/index.html">Mitt Romney won the New Hampshire primary</a> last night.

Politics

Stephen Colbert Is A Damn Genius

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So as you may have heard, South Carolina is the state that hosts the South's first Republican presidential primary.

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Who’s the Dim Bulb In South Carolina?

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South Carolina has some problems right now: it's got <a href="http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9M6FD3G0.htm">a ten percent unemployment rate</a>, a bit higher than the national average, with flat job growth.

BLACK FRIDAY

Who Heroically Freed A Trapped Dwarf?

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Answer: not the laughably gullible guy in our first story.

BIKINIS

How Much Cash Is Your Butt Worth?

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If you’ve found yourself sitting in front of the TV, witnessing the glory of a KFC Double Down commercial, then you’ve probably asked yourself, “Who is eating these things.


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