DICKS WHO HURT ANIMALS

Bulls on Parade: A Heartwarming Gallery from the 2011 Running of the Bulls

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Yesterday marked the start of the 2011 Running of the Bulls, the most popular part of the seven-day festival of Sanfermines in honor of San Fermín in Pamplona, Spain.

BASKETBALL

Ricky Rubio is the Most Important Person in Minnesota History

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The first thing you hear when you click play on this video is people going HE'S COMING, HE'S COMING.

#Animals

Best Protest Ever?

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This protest is a smashing success.

#APPLE

Has Atlantis Been Found?

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The lost city of Atlantis A research team may have found the lost city of Atlantis in the marshlands of Doñana National Park in Spain which were flooded by a tsunami thousands of years ago.

BELGIUM

Don’t Bahrain On Our Parade

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Internet access has been restricted in Bahrain leading up to and in response to the recent protests there.

JAY LENO

Javier Bardem Was Superman

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Something good happened on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night.

ARRESTS

A Weekend of Failures and Perversion

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By "failures and perversion", I'm not just talking about my "Sexy Gravedigger" costume.

#Facebook

Bee Mystery Solved, Toddlers Online, and The Original Justin Bieber

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In the past four years, twenty to forty percent of bee colonies in the U.

SPAIN

Iker Casillas Knows How to Party

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Yes that reporter Sara Carbonero is his girlfriend, but it's cooler if you pretend that she isn't.

2010 FIFA World Cup

The Oranje Vs. The Golden Generation

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/07/zee-germans-are-zee-best-but-so-is-david-villa"> As the World Cup draws to a close today, we’ve seen a tournament defined by strikers: the disappearance of Rooney, Messi and Drogba. The emergence of Germany’s Thomas Müller & Miroslav Klose’s run at history. Diego Forlán’s <a href="http://footytu.be/v13ru">one-man show</a> and <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/david-villa">David Villa’s</a> consistent excellence.

2010 FIFA World Cup

Zee Germans Are Zee Best, But So Is David Villa

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/07/zee-germans-are-zee-best-but-so-is-david-villa"> Win or lose, the Germans have made their mark. By <a href="http://www.footytube.com/video/germany-v-england-50914">steamrolling over England</a> and obliterating Argentina, they haven’t just beaten top sides, but rather demoralized them for years to come, causing both nations to question the overall direction of their footballing associations.

WORLD CUP

Spain Striker Pins Success On His Skin-Tight ‘Incredible Hulk’ Shirt

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Spanish back-up striker Fernando Llorente has come off the bench to energize Spain in their run for World Cup glory, and he's attributing all of his 'chaos sowing' to the shirt that kind of makes him look like the Incredible Hulk.

2010 FIFA World Cup

Why Has Europe Sucked In The World Cup?

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/06/judgment-day-for-united-states-and-britain"> There’s Germany, Netherlands, and Spain sitting atop their respective groups. But then there’s <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/france">France</a> and <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/italy">Italy</a> sitting rock bottom of theirs.

JOSE-MANUEL REY

The Math of Predicting Divorces

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She eventually leaves him for an orangey cat because of his raging catnip addiction.

AUGMENTED REALITY

Scientists Create Virtual Cockroaches, Because They Can

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If there's one thing all human beings hate, it's cockroaches, because they're disgusting little creatures who are nonetheless highly entertaining when somebody else is subjected to them.

experimentation

Scientists Create New Fake Skin For People, Creepy Nude Mice

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Spanish researchers have developed a new process for making artificial human skin using biomaterial, specifically human fibrin from donor plasma, which was then sewn onto the backs of some horribly creepy "nude mice.

POLICE BLOTTER

SPANISH REALITY TV: INCESTUAL RAPE

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Check out my new website, TastelessPhotoshops.

BRAZIL

NO 2016 SUMMER OLYMPICS FOR CHICAGO

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Take one last look at Abraham Lupus Frohman III, because he's going into the mothballs.

fifa

USA BEATS SPAIN, 2-0. WE LIKE SOCCER NOW!

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4TH UPDATE: Here are the highlights in case you missed the match, or just want to relive your jaunt onto the MNT bandwagon.


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