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Take one last look at Abraham Lupus Frohman III, because he's going into the mothballs.
4TH UPDATE: Here are the highlights in case you missed the match, or just want to relive your jaunt onto the MNT bandwagon.
For the US Men's National Team to advance in the FIFA Conferderations Cup, they had to beat Egypt by three goals, and then Brazil had to beat Italy by three goals, and both of those things happened over the weekend.
*Rec 2 (yes, there's an effing dot in the title) is the sequel to the Spanish zombie movie Rec - you may remember <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/04/quarantine-is-the-latest-screen-gem" target="_blank">Quarantine</a>, the American remake.
<a href="http://donchavez.com/blog/2009/05/28/this-guy-sucks-at-bull-fighting/">Don Chavez</a> and <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ries/matador-gored-by-bull-6y">Buzzfeed</a> had the poop on this bullfighter from Spain that was gored in the chest during a "performance" on Wednesday.
<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baby_jump.jpg"></a>When they're not making <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2008/08/racism-anyone">slanty eyes for photographers</a>, they're laying (lying.
Hugh Jackman recently went on the Spanish television show El Hormiguero, which, according to my junior high experience with Spanish, translates roughly as "The hormi white person.
One of the nice things about Europe, you know, aside from the fact that you could sit on your ass all day on the government's dime, is that they don't have the big stigma about alcohol.
It turns out it wasn't just members of the Spanish basketball teams making slant-eye gestures in some photographs posted online.
We close the book on the rain-soaked, freaky-ceremonied Euro 2008 tournament with a final round of congratulations to the Spaniards.
Euro 2008 - In capturing the country's first Euro title in 44 years, Spain vanquished all their long-held curses: winning on June 22, then winning with the unlucky yellow jerseys.
The Russians are pulling out all the stops to win today's Euro 2008 semifinal over Spain, even if that means <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1341327.ece" target="_blank">offering up two young devotchkas</a> to each enterprising soccernaut who manages to score a goal.
Before everyone says hurtful things about the physical attributes of these women, please realize that they are members of AD Torrejón.