fifa

US NATIONAL TEAM ADVANCES…SOMEHOW

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For the US Men's National Team to advance in the FIFA Conferderations Cup, they had to beat Egypt by three goals, and then Brazil had to beat Italy by three goals, and both of those things happened over the weekend.

BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

*SIGH* ZOMBIES AND SHAKY CAM

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*Rec 2 (yes, there's an effing dot in the title) is the sequel to the Spanish zombie movie Rec - you may remember <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/04/quarantine-is-the-latest-screen-gem" target="_blank">Quarantine</a>, the American remake.

BULLFIGHTING

MATADOR GETS GORED, LEARNS HOW IT FEELS

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<a href="http://donchavez.com/blog/2009/05/28/this-guy-sucks-at-bull-fighting/">Don Chavez</a> and <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ries/matador-gored-by-bull-6y">Buzzfeed</a> had the poop on this bullfighter from Spain that was gored in the chest during a "performance" on Wednesday.

BABY JUMPING IS ALL THE RAGE IN SPAIN

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baby_jump.jpg"></a>When they're not making <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2008/08/racism-anyone">slanty eyes for photographers</a>, they're laying (lying.

EL HORMIGUERO

WOLVERINE WILL JAM YOUR GAYDAR

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Hugh Jackman recently went on the Spanish television show El Hormiguero, which, according to my junior high experience with Spanish, translates roughly as "The hormi white person.

EURO 2008

SPANISH TEAM WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN BEER

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One of the nice things about Europe, you know, aside from the fact that you could sit on your ass all day on the government's dime, is that they don't have the big stigma about alcohol.

OLYMPICS

RACISM, ANYONE?

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It turns out it wasn't just members of the Spanish basketball teams making slant-eye gestures in some photographs posted online.

EURO 2008

SPAIN’S FIESTA IS LADY-FRIENDLY

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We close the book on the rain-soaked, freaky-ceremonied Euro 2008 tournament with a final round of congratulations to the Spaniards.

EURO 2008

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH TO BE WINNIN’

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Euro 2008 - In capturing the country's first Euro title in 44 years, Spain vanquished all their long-held curses: winning on June 22, then winning with the unlucky yellow jerseys.

EURO 2008

TWOOO GIRLS FOR EV-ERY GOOOOAL

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The Russians are pulling out all the stops to win today's Euro 2008 semifinal over Spain, even if that means <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1341327.ece" target="_blank">offering up two young devotchkas</a> to each enterprising soccernaut who manages to score a goal.

SPAIN

NAKED SPANISH SOCCER CHICKS! …OH.

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Before everyone says hurtful things about the physical attributes of these women, please realize that they are members of AD Torrejón.


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