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Why Has Europe Sucked In The World Cup?

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/06/judgment-day-for-united-states-and-britain"> There’s Germany, Netherlands, and Spain sitting atop their respective groups. But then there’s <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/france">France</a> and <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/italy">Italy</a> sitting rock bottom of theirs.

SPAIN

The Math of Predicting Divorces

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She eventually leaves him for an orangey cat because of his raging catnip addiction.

SPAIN

Scientists Create Virtual Cockroaches, Because They Can

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If there's one thing all human beings hate, it's cockroaches, because they're disgusting little creatures who are nonetheless highly entertaining when somebody else is subjected to them.

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Scientists Create New Fake Skin For People, Creepy Nude Mice

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Spanish researchers have developed a new process for making artificial human skin using biomaterial, specifically human fibrin from donor plasma, which was then sewn onto the backs of some horribly creepy "nude mice.

SPAIN

SPANISH REALITY TV: INCESTUAL RAPE

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SPAIN

NO 2016 SUMMER OLYMPICS FOR CHICAGO

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Take one last look at Abraham Lupus Frohman III, because he's going into the mothballs.

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USA BEATS SPAIN, 2-0. WE LIKE SOCCER NOW!

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4TH UPDATE: Here are the highlights in case you missed the match, or just want to relive your jaunt onto the MNT bandwagon.

USA! USA!

US NATIONAL TEAM ADVANCES…SOMEHOW

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For the US Men's National Team to advance in the FIFA Conferderations Cup, they had to beat Egypt by three goals, and then Brazil had to beat Italy by three goals, and both of those things happened over the weekend.

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*SIGH* ZOMBIES AND SHAKY CAM

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*Rec 2 (yes, there's an effing dot in the title) is the sequel to the Spanish zombie movie Rec - you may remember <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/04/quarantine-is-the-latest-screen-gem" target="_blank">Quarantine</a>, the American remake.

SPAIN

MATADOR GETS GORED, LEARNS HOW IT FEELS

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<a href="http://donchavez.com/blog/2009/05/28/this-guy-sucks-at-bull-fighting/">Don Chavez</a> and <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ries/matador-gored-by-bull-6y">Buzzfeed</a> had the poop on this bullfighter from Spain that was gored in the chest during a "performance" on Wednesday.

SPAIN

BABY JUMPING IS ALL THE RAGE IN SPAIN

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baby_jump.jpg"></a>When they're not making <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2008/08/racism-anyone">slanty eyes for photographers</a>, they're laying (lying.

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WOLVERINE WILL JAM YOUR GAYDAR

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Hugh Jackman recently went on the Spanish television show El Hormiguero, which, according to my junior high experience with Spanish, translates roughly as "The hormi white person.

SPAIN

SPANISH TEAM WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN BEER

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One of the nice things about Europe, you know, aside from the fact that you could sit on your ass all day on the government's dime, is that they don't have the big stigma about alcohol.

SPAIN

RACISM, ANYONE?

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It turns out it wasn't just members of the Spanish basketball teams making slant-eye gestures in some photographs posted online.

SPAIN

SPAIN’S FIESTA IS LADY-FRIENDLY

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We close the book on the rain-soaked, freaky-ceremonied Euro 2008 tournament with a final round of congratulations to the Spaniards.

SPAIN

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH TO BE WINNIN’

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Euro 2008 - In capturing the country's first Euro title in 44 years, Spain vanquished all their long-held curses: winning on June 22, then winning with the unlucky yellow jerseys.

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TWOOO GIRLS FOR EV-ERY GOOOOAL

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The Russians are pulling out all the stops to win today's Euro 2008 semifinal over Spain, even if that means <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1341327.ece" target="_blank">offering up two young devotchkas</a> to each enterprising soccernaut who manages to score a goal.

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NAKED SPANISH SOCCER CHICKS! …OH.

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Before everyone says hurtful things about the physical attributes of these women, please realize that they are members of AD Torrejón.


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