WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

What’s On Tonight: ‘Tyrant’ Premieres On FX And E! Tackles, Uh, The Uniboob

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The premiere of FX's 'Tyrant' and the return of USA Network's 'Covert Affairs.'

THE HILLS

Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Have Machine Guns, No One Is Safe

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, noted dimwit stars of "The Hills," gave a tour of their house and showed off their machine guns. NO ONE IS SAFE.

#Facebook

Today In WTF: Facebook Photos Of Aziz Ansari, Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel Hanging With The Cast Of ‘The Hills’

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Taken at some sort of MTV-related shindig in 2007 or 2008 based on the shows' overlapping air dates and the subdued levels of Heidi Montag plastic surgery.

THE HILLS

Spencer and Heidi Are Doing Great

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag -- the unapologetic villains of "The Hills" and arguably the most shameless famewhores of the 21st century -- were ubiquitous in the gossip news cycle until America's collective revulsion finally rendered them obsolete.

#ART

Strokes Of Genius: 20 Famous Works Of Art Given A Modern Update

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Being America’s most eligible bachelor means that I’ve long been an expert of maintaining a sophisticated and stylish home that is indicative of a classy love stallion.

THE HILLS

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Oh man oh God oh man Oh God oh man.

SPENCER PRATT

2009: THE YEAR IN AUTO-TUNE

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Here are highlights to the year set to auto-tune, and I'm posting this video because I love how shallow and TV-centric it is.

THE HILLS

THIS IS WHY GOD IS TRYING TO BURN L.A. DOWN

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Okay everybody, fasten your sweatpants.

TRACY MCGRADY

NBA Draft/Trade rumors: Rubio to New York, McGrady-for-Amar’e

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Closer and closer to the Draft, the rumors are flying in from every angle.

THE HILLS

WE DON’T CARE, BUT WE’LL LOOK ANYWAY

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Believe me, I don't like writing Speidi news any more than you like reading it, and I wouldn't be writing about them at all if this didn't involve naked tits.

SPENCER PRATT

I LITERALLY HOPED THAT SHE WOULD DIE

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I do my best to steer clear of Spencer-and-Heidi news around here, but this weekend there was a tabloid firestorm as the former Miss Montag was rushed from the "I'm a Celebrity.

STEPHEN BALDWIN

WILL ‘CELEBRITY’ BE WORTH HATE-WATCHING?

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Next Monday marks the premiere of NBC's "I'm a Celebrity.

THE HILLS

GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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All I want for Christmas If you're wondering why there are so many extra H's on the "GUH" in the headline, it's because Spencer Pratt has recorded a single.

THE HILLS

THE BEST WEDDING PRESENT THEY COULD GET

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The 8th Plague of Revelation: a Speidi wedding Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are supposedly getting married this weekend, and they'll also be starring in NBC's "I'm a Celebrity.

THE HILLS

‘THE HILLS’ IS MORE RETARDEDER THAN EVER

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Season 5 of "The Hills" -- or the second part of Season 4, whatever MTV is calling it, not that it matters -- debuted with two episodes last night, and words that fully describe how insulting this show is to viewers have yet to be invented in the English language.


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