- Geek & Sci-Fi
The headline reads "Report: Smoking may be beneficial to long distance runners".
For a guy who has been willingly choked out by a professional MMA fighter and annihilated at the hands of Detroit Lions' rookie Ndamukong Suh, John Brenkus is a surprisingly chipper guy.
Scientists from SMU, Rice, and the University of Wyoming have discovered that humans have potential to run at a rate exceeding 35-40+ MILES PER HOUR.
I think having the bloodflow temporarily cut off to my brain is a small price to pay for waking up in the lap of MMA vixen Gina Carano.