Important Late Breaking News: Kate Upton Looks Nice On The New Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover

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Back in December, we confirmed that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-super-secret-cover-spoiler-kate-upton-is-hot">Kate Upton went to Antarctica for a top secret Sports Illustrated photo shoot</a>, and she was accompanied by a giant Oreo.


Hey, Remember That Whole Thing About Katherine Webb Wanting Her Privacy?

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If I’ve learned anything from my decades of dating pop stars, actresses and models, it’s that there is always an agenda.


Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Super Secret Cover Spoiler: Kate Upton Is Hot

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model and 2011 With Leather Celebrity Sports Fan of the Year Kate Upton spent 10 days on a cruise from Argentina to Antarctica for a top secret photo shoot for next year’s iconic bathing suit issue, and it’s so on the hush-hush that <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/18/kate-upton-antarctica-photo-shoot-freezing-bikini/#ixzz2FQ8anNUE">TMZ found about it and posted a bunch of pictures</a>.


Great News: Marisa Miller Is Gonna Go Back To Looking Like This!

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Last we checked in on Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model and former NFL spokesperson Marisa Miller, she was doing that thing that attractive female celebrities do when they’re pregnant, when <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/marisa-miller-wants-to-remind-us-that-shes-still-pregnant-and-naked">they pose nude to show off their huge stomachs</a> because being a creator of life is the most beautiful thing in the world.


Marisa Miller Wants To Remind Us That She’s Still Pregnant And Naked

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It’s been a while since we’ve heard from <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/11/remember-how-the-nfl-hired-marisa-miller-to-be-its-spokesperson">former NFL spokesperson and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Marisa Miller</a>, because <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/06/marisa-miller-pregnant">she decided to get pregnant and practically vanish into thin air</a>.


Kate Upton Beach Bunny Bronze Photo Shoot Reminds Us Why She Got That SI Cover

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Back in February, Kate Upton was featured on the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/02/rejoice-kate-upton-is-the-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-cover-girl#page/1" target="_blank">cover of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit issue</a>.


Kate Upton Is The Worst At Denial

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Back in December, we brought you the horrifying news that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/the-2011-with-leather-celebrity-sports-fan-of-the-year-is-kate-upton#page/1">2011 With Leather Celebrity Sports Fan of the Year</a> and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model Kate Upton was rumored to be <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no">dating New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez</a>.


Kate Upton Makes Mexico A Better Place

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With Leather’s 2011 Celebrity Fan of the Year and, much less importantly, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model Kate Upton is down in Mexico City for the Liverpool Fashion Fest, and that seems strange to me, because when I think of Liverpool I imagine England, and when I think of Mexico <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Mexican-Shoes.jpg">I think of the exact opposite of fashion</a>.


Kate Upton Completely Nude In Muse Magazine, Because God Loves Us

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Before this morning, Muse magazine greatest contribution to my life had been <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/07/lindsay-lohans-muse-photo_n_382335.html" target="_blank">Lindsay Lohan's greasy hipster freckles and cigarette orgy photoshoot</a>.


This Is Probably Not The Quickest Way To Kate Upton's Heart

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I'm pretty sure that if I somehow ended up in the same elevator as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model Kate Upton I probably wouldn’t be able to say much more than, “HELLO PRETTY LADY.


Bill O’Reilly To Kate Upton: “Get Off My Lawn!”

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Since <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/02/rejoice-kate-upton-is-the-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-cover-girl#page/1">being named the cover model</a> for the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, With Leather’s favorite superdupermodel Kate Upton has finally become a household name.


Rejoice! Kate Upton Is The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl

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Speculation had been swirling for the past week or so about the identity of this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model, and all signs justifiably pointed to our favorite 19-year old supermodel Knicks fan, Kate Upton, earning the honor.


Morning Links Will Make You Bust A Nut

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Oh, sorry, the Kate Upton Sports Illustrated cover story is AFTER the Morning Links, this is a guy literally busting nuts.


Friday Face-Off (On Monday): Who Dougied Better, Jeremy Lin Or Kate Upton?

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By way of <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/watch-jeremy-lin-do-the-dougie" target="_blank">Buzzfeed</a> comes this video of Jeremy Lin doing "The Dougie" during his rookie year at Golden State.


Sports, Illustrated: In Celebration Of Alex Morgan’s Body Paint Bikini

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Because our hearts pump normal, human blood, we have a little crush on Western New York Flash forward Alex Morgan.


Beach Bunny 2012: I Hope You Don’t Mind Another Gallery Of Kate Upton In Swimsuits

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SI's Jimmy Traina was nice enough to link to our Kate Upton Cheeseburger-stravaganza in <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/extramustard/hotclicks/02/02/ciara-new-york-post-prints-email-gisele-bundchen-sent-to-family-about-tom-brady/index.html" target="_blank">this morning's Hot Clicks</a>.


Who Is That Girl That Adam Levine Was Kissing At The Lakers Game?


One of the hosts of NBC’s “The Voice” and the lead singer of Maroon 5, Adam Levine has a tendency to come off a little douchey at times, which is why he’s less than popular within the Uproxx hallways.

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