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Taiwan’s Report On Michael Sam’s Reality Show Involves Dancing Gay Rainbow Turds

Michael Sam has a reality show on Oprah's network, so Taiwan Animation animated a turd to be rainbow colored, dance around and wink.

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Stephen Colbert Took On Michael Sam And His ‘Hardcore Closed-Lip Brief And Affectionate Pecking’

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Here's what Stephen Colbert had to say about Michael Sam being drafted by the Rams, filtered through Donald Trump's ignorant horndogging.

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Ole Miss Guard Marshall Henderson Is Sickened By Michael Sam, Hashtags About It

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Michael Sam was drafted by the Rams and kissed his boyfriend. Some people have a problem with that, and aren't afraid to hashtag it.

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Ty Burrell Will Represent The St. Louis Rams For The First Round Of The Draft

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When the St. Louis Rams select their two first round players tonight, super fan Ty Burrell of 'Modern Family' will hand them their jerseys.

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Guess The Schedule, Win Some Crap

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As we all know, the NFL is a copycat league, so other teams are bound to organize a similar contest to build excitement for their schedule release. What will they offer?

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Barry Switzer Told Us What We Already Know About Johnny Manziel

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During an interview on a sports talk radio show in St. Louis this morning, Barry Switzer delivered the ultimate backhanded compliment on Johnny Manziel.

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Tavon Austin Returns Punt for TD, Wins Tony Award for Best Actor

He scored again in the time it takes you to read this.

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Rams Man Hates Mirror Man. They Have a Fight, Rams Man Wins

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The Rams lost to the Titans on Sunday, which was enough to set St. Louis defensive end William Hayes over the edge. Entering the locker room postgame, Hayes lost his cool and proceeded to go smashy-smashy on a mirror.

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Cortland Finnegan Justifies NFL Uniform Restrictions with Custom Jordans

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Cortland Finnegan will also be sporting new kicks for the Week 16 game when the Rams will be wearing their '99 throwbacks.

Their most notable fan prefers St. Louis baseball

Police Blotter: Ram, Cardinal Charged With Drunk And Disorderly At Arch

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Police were called to the 100 block of Washington Avenue at 3:14 AM after receiving multiple reports that Cardinal and Ram were refusing to come down from the top of the Gateway Arch. Upon arriving at the park, a third companion, Blue, was found at the bottom of the Arch pleading with his friends not to jump.

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You Had One Job, Kellen Clemens

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The Rams really deserved to win this game.

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Golden showers Rams with taunts, drops taint on TD

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Most predicted the Seahawks to blow out the Rams, but St.

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Seahawks-Rams Live Blog, Second Half

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Teams swap possessions, then St.

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Seahawks-Rams Live Blog, First Half

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A live blog of Rams-Seahawks. Let's just keep it at that.

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The Rams Tried To Inflict Brett Favre On Us

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Listen up and listen good, Jeff Fisher and Les Snead: I know your season is in the dumps and you're upset about it.

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The Best Moments From 49ers-Rams

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It's a good thing that Sports on Earth writer crunched the numbers on Thursday night games being more exciting than people think before last night, but last night's one-sided affair must have driven the numbers down.


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