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Ray Lewis Sure Knows A Lot About Violent Crimes, You Guys

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At press time, a follow-up study has been published finding that there are 17 percent fewer stabbings in Baltimore during times at which Ray Lewis is away from the city to film segments for ESPN, no doubt due to his positive influence on the people watching.

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BEEF MOE Is Your New God, Stabby

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The Ravens suffered yet another letdown to an inferior team a week after expending all their energy beating the Steelers.

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An Open Letter To The Jordan Brand

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Pic via SneakerNews Dear Michael & Gentry, First of all I'd like to thank you for the great relationship we've had over the last 16 (give or take) years.

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I’m Gonna Stab You, Pete Morelli

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And when I'm done stabbing you, I'mma stab that goalpost.


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